I once knew three different surgeons. All of them having done great things in their career, they decided to tell me the most amazing operation they each had done. The first surgeon told me, "there was this guy who came into the operating room and his arm was just mashed into almost nothing, said he had it run over by a tractor. Well, I fixed up that guy real good, and he turned out to be the quarterback for the winning team in the superbowl." I turn to the next surgeon and ask him what amazing thing he has done. He just waves his hand and brags, "that's nothing, this guy came in once with a mangled leg, everyone thought for sure we'd have to amputate. But no, I fixed him up real good and he went on to win the Boston Marathon three times in a row." "Wow," I said. "And you? what have you done?" I asked the third surgeon. "Ha, I can beat all of your stories. This guy came in; wasn't even a guy anymore, he had gotten blown to bits by a car bomb, and all that was left of him was an asshole and a cowboy hat. I fixed him up REAL good, and ya know what, he turned out to the president of the United States of America."

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finally got my nose pierced! woo! don't worry...there will be pics soon...

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Here's how it works kids.... I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

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Recommendation: buy the new Nine Inch Nails cd...it kicks ass!

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{fucking hate everything}...if you still want my # just lemme know..i might hate you just enough to give it to you

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Well, im finally all set up in my new dorm room..yay? well my roommate isn't too bad..different...it's all a little strange right now...almost kinda depressing..but im sure as everyone keeps saying..it'll get better/easier with time. Ah hell..gotta get to class now..hehe -(wish i could sleep the day away)-

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