Well, sadly since the Patriots sucked ass and lost against Denver tonight, I'll have to cheer for my alternate Super Bowl Team of choice...the Pittsburgh Steelers.

In case you wanted to know...

New England only scored 1 touchdown, 1 extra point kick, and 2 field goals for a grand total of 13 points. Yay for them. Except...the Broncs ended up with 27, yes I said 27 points. Tom Brady threw what could have easily been a touchdown pass, except that it was picked off in the endzone and run 100 yards in the opposite direction. The runner, Champ Bailey, was tackled out of bounds approximately 2 feet from the endzone; 2 feet from being another touchdown for Denver. This was only 1 of Brady's 2 interceptions for the night. Although the Pats ended the game with 420 total yards, they also had 8 penalties--including a major pass interference call-- 5 turnovers, and one missed field goal. Three of those turnovers were fumbles (while the other two were Brady's interceptions); two of the fumbles when the ball was merely guarded carelessly while running downfield and avoiding tackles. The other fumble was an easily catchable kick off return gone completely wrong--went right through his hands, dropped on the ground, and the Broncs just happened to be there to sweep up the ball. Simple as that. New England couldn't even manage a touchdown until 6:55 into the 4th quarter. Pathetic. This from a team who has won 3 Super Bowls in 4 years. Absolutely pathetic. The only three New England players I will salute for playing an almost decent game, are Asante Samuel, for several vital plays, including an interception(but was also unfairly called for pass interference), Ben Watson for running his ass off to knock Champ Bailey out of bounds at the last possible second, and Deion Branch, who managed to rack up 183 receiving yards. I'll also give a tad bit of credit to David Givens who had the only touchdown for the Patriots and to Tom Brady (who already gets too much credit) for tossing a few well aimed passes to his receivers. You may say the Broncs got lucky, but I say the Pats simply played a horrible game. Yes, the Dynasty is DEAD.



Watching this game was like using this...



So, because of the calamitous events that transpired tonight, and the outcome of these events, you will not hear me utter the name "New England Patriots" unless it is to berate them. Therefore, I will be rooting for my alternate favorite, the Steelers. Also, just a warning, but if anyone tries to preach to me about bandwagons and such crap, I will, without hesitation, cut off all of your fingers and/or your genitalia.

FYI, if the Steelers lose tomorrow, I want my money back. Capisce?

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Basics

What is your name? Whatever you want it to be
How old are you? 19, as of Jan. 30
What is your Zodiac sign? Can't you figure that out yourself? Aquarius.

Just....questions


Are you wearing socks? No
How many fingers are you using to type, RIGHT NOW? None, while I was reading that, probably an average of 10 as I’m typing this.
Do you like Cool Whip? Sure, but ready whip in a can is better though
Are you on the computer? No, I’m typing this in my head
Do you like pointy things? Depends on what kind of pointy thing it is
Do you think you are special? Special, like mentally challenged special? Probably.
Did you finish your homework? Don’t have any homework, yet.
Is your hair up or down? Up
Do you like Nirvana? Yep
Are you a pyromaniac? Not technically
Do you have a parakeet? No, but I used to have a cockatiel
Do you like to eat fish? I don’t like to, but if I were starving to death on a deserted island, then sure I’d probably eat it.
How you ever tried calamari? Not that I know of. I almost had frog legs without knowing it though.
What is your bedtime? Whenever I finally fall asleep—thank you insomnia.
Do you like math class? Sure
Do you like to use the phone? Not particularly
Are you eating anything right now? If so, what? No
Do you like what you are eating? Yes
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like what you are eating? 5
If you aren't eating anything, is this annoying to you? Not really
If so, why is it annoying you? Stresses me out
Can I tell you a secret? Sure, what is it?
What are you thinking, right now? You'd never guess!
Can you guess what I'm thinking? I dunno, can I?
Do you like spaghetti? Hell yeah!
If so, with or without meatballs? With meatball eyes!
Are you bored? No! This is by far the most exhilarating thing I’ve ever done!
Do you understand the game of football? I sure do

If so, why is it that you only get points when you score a touchdown? What would you want instead? Hmmmmm?

I don't get it. Do you? Don’t get what? I get it.
I'm eating pizza. Do you like pizza? Eh, it’s pretty good. Wait. You’re eating pizza? But...you’re a survey.
Do you like the TV show CSI? Miami

If not, why? David Caruso is ugly, old, and a bad actor
Am I special? Special in a mentally retarded sense
If not, why? Follow-up questions don't always work, you know.
Do you even know me? You tell me
If not, then how would you know? You tell me that too
Is it because of this survey? Yes?
What is your favorite band? Current favorites include, but are not limited to: A Perfect Circle, 12 Stones, Daft Punk, and Queen
What is your favorite song played by that band? All of them
Do you have to go to the bathroom? I ask YOU this…should I go #1 or #2 first?
If so, why? Well, see, after you’ve eaten what we like to call “food”, the acids in your stomach break down that food into the standard brown substance that we refer to as "shit"…..
If you do have to go to the bathroom, why don't you just go? I’m being distracted.
Have you ever had a cavity in your teeth? Nope
Do you brush your teeth twice a day? Sometimes, unless I wake up just in time to brush my teeth once and then go back to sleep.
Do you floss? Nope
Have you ever broken a bone? Yes
If so, how did you break it? Fingers in a door, my toe several times by kicking a door, and my face connected with a metal softball bat...it broke the bat
Did it hurt? I feel no pain
Did everyone do stuff for you? They cried. I didn’t. Oh, and someone shoved gauze up my nose.
Do you think dragons are real? Maybe
Do you like dragons? Maybe
If not, why? Maybe
Do you like to Instant Message? Yes.
Have you ever heard of Neopets? I’ve heard of them.
If you have, have you tried it? Sure
If you've tried it, did you like it? Sure
Are you listening to any music right now? Of course
If so, what? Audiovent-Sweet Frustration
Do you like that song? Why else would I be listening to it?
Do you have an MP3 player? One that does not work anymore
How about a CD player? Yep, two in fact, one only partially works though
A cassette player? In my car that doesn’t run anymore
Are cassette players 'The Bomb'? Yes, but only in the sense that I would indeed like to blow them up.
Are you Irish? Most likely

Do you wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Sometimes
Have you ever gotten pinched for not wearing green? Yes, but they paid dearly for it
Do you like the color green? It's my favorite color
Do you like to dance? Not particularly
What do you like to dance to? The music in my head
Have you ever been in Girl Scouts/Boy Scouts? Yeah, for a couple years in like 5th and 6th grades. I got cookies outta it, didn’t I?
Did/do you like it? Not really
Do you like cauliflower? Yeah, especially with cheddar cheese on top
Do you know why it is called cauliflower? Because you call-it-flower
Do you like stuffed animals? Nothing wrong with ‘em
Can you read? No
If not, how can you do this survey? I can’t
Do you think that was a stupid question? No, not at all
Is this survey TOO random? Random is not the word I would choose.
If so, why? I would go more with foolish, presumptuous, dense, unintelligent...
Do you like mashed potatoes? I sure do
Do you like regular potatoes? Regular as in…what? Baked? Raw? Lit on fire?
Do you prefer one over the other? Should I?
Do you go to Starbucks often? Wish I could, but no, I don’t.
What is your favorite drink/treat there? Caramel Frappuccino
Is anything/anyone bothering you right now? No, not at all
What/who? Um, how about….YOU

This or That


Paper or plastic? I'm a tree killer
Project or test? How about suicide instead?
Giraffe or elephant? Giraffe

Hug or kiss? Don’t touch me
Special or not special? I suppose special
Cool or Whip? Why not cool whip? Or can’t you ask the same question twice
This survey or smelling dog poop? Well obviously this survey since I’m not outside smelling dog poop.
Corn or Korn? Those two things are completely irrelevant. That’s like asking, if you like watermelon or a book.

Smart or popular? Smart
Evil and fun or Good and boring? Definitely evil and fun
Something stupid and funny or something smart and boring? Well, if you’re clever then I’m sure you can find a way to get smart and funny outta that.
Annoy your parents or annoy your enemy? Parents are the enemy. Ok fine. Enemy.
Catfish or goldfish? Shark
Cell phone or laptop? Laptop fo sho.
Yahoo or AIM? AIM, but I would advise you not to get Triton
Rock or pop? Rock
Italy or France? Either. Or Hawaii.
Milk or shake? Milkshake. Strawberry.
Gasoline or blow torch? Blow torch is simple
Smile or laugh? Depends, annoying laugh—I prefer smile. Ugly smile—I prefer laugh. If there happens to be an annoying laugh AND an ugly smile, then I suppose that’s where that blow torch comes in handy.
Eat or drink? Depends on if I’m hungry or thirsty. Come on survey, you should know that..
Sushi or squid? Now where’d that dog poop go…
Taste or smell? Well, I usually smell before I taste.
Squishy or pointy? For what? Like yeah, I sleep on a bed of nails.
Flammable or pointy? Like, to kill someone? a flame thrower with a bayonet on the end
Dangerous or boring? Dangerous
A or B? Like, for wheel of fortune? B--cuz it doesn’t cost anything.
Hiking or swimming? Swimming
Flying or invisibility? Flying invisibly
Shake or spear? Wait, are you getting back to asking me if I like pointy things?
Cartoons or real life? Real life, I think.
Draw or write? Usually write. But sometimes just drawing for the hell of it is good fun.
Jump or run? Jump once? Sure. Run short distances? Sure. I sure as hell better get a reward for it though.
Donut or taco? My instinct tells me to go with doughnut. But then Taco Bell pitifully calls my name.
Potatoes or potatos? Who the fuck wrote this, Dan Quayle?
Yo! or Oy! ? Oy! Matey!
Dogs or hot dogs? Which one I like to eat? Well, um, yeah. I don’t think I’m going to answer that.
Reality or Dream world? My dream world exists in the reality of my mind.

Friends & Family


How many siblings do you have? One brother, one half sister, and a whole lotta step siblings now.
How many cousins do you have? one 1st cousin, 3- 2nd cousins, and possibly more that I don't know about yet
How many aunts? 3
Uncles? 1 great uncle
Who do you live with? Mom, and my brother every other week
Who is your craziest friend? Crazy as in…mentally unwell? Psychotic? Or risking their lives crazy?
Weirdest? Did I mention I have no friends?
Most positive? Aren’t you listening to me?
Smells best? You really think I go around smelling my friends?
Most negative? Well, that would have to be me. And me alone.
Smells worst? Please see above “smelling” statement.
Laughs the most? Does giggling count? But I hate gigglers. Really. I wanna kill ‘em.
Has the biggest smile? None of them. They all have midget smiles.
Known the longest? Well that’s an easy one. Cathie, going on 11 years I’ve known her. And still I'd love to strangle her.
Newest? Earl
Oldest? For age? I’d have to go with Joey D.
Youngest? Those questionably of age chicks I hang out with

Ditziest? Every female I’ve ever known, let alone my friends.
Girliest? See above statement.

Strongest personality? How the hell should I know?!

Current


Music playing: Red Hot Chili Peppers
Last person hugged: No one
Last person kissed: Haven’t we already determined that I’m not an affectionate person?
Last person talked to: My dad’s answering machine. Or my mom if you want.
Clothes: Red tank top, black bra, black PJ pants, green underwear…and I’m now wearing white socks.
Color of your underwear: Green
Have you farted in the past 10 minutes? What do you care? But no, it’s been more like 15.
Where are you? Here.
What are you doing? Planning my funeral
What do you smell like? Soap and sawdust and snow and car exhaust
Are you happy? Do I look happy?
Sad? Do I look sad?
Angry? I’m always angry.
What's up? The sky
Are you chatting with someone? No
Are they happy? Why don’t you ask Them?
Sad? Possibly
Angry? Probably will be after you ask them if they’re happy.
Do you like them? Should I?
If it's the opposite sex, do you have a crush on them? What if it’s the same sex and I have a crush on them? You sexist pig.
Do they have a crush on you? I would like to crush you

Are you sure? Very
Is your refrigerator running? Yeah, I already ran after it this morning
If so, go catch it. I’m way ahead of you man
If not, you better turn it on. Oh, oops, I better do that
What would you do if I all of a sudden yelled? I would probably yell back and bitchslap you a bunch of times
Would you run? Didn’t we also determine that I don’t like physical exertion?
Would you scream? In horror
Would you cry? What is this crying you speak of?
Would you say, "YAY! Fire!" and go play with it? Where’d the fire part come from? And if I’m not a pyro, then why would I want to go play with the fire?
What time is it? 12:15pm, which is weird, cuz I’m not usually up this early
Is time passing by fast or slow? Mostly slow, sometimes it has little bursts of speed


Survey


Do you like this survey? It angered me and wasted my sleeping time
Am I annoying? Angry and annoyed are two completely different things
Would you take another one of my surveys? I would be willing to give you one more chance.
Do you think I should go to a mental hospital for something like this? No, but I think I need to now
Am I funny? Not really
Am I weird (in a good or bad way)? Um, no.
How long did it take you to do this survey? Hours and hours and hours
Pretty long? I spent all of my precious time on it
Did I waste your time? Pretty much. Yeah.
If so, are you mad at me? Please see first question
Are you having a good day? Do I ever have a good day?
If not, have a good day tomorrow. Why would I want to? And why would I care if you wanted me to? And why would YOU care if I do or not?



….Hey survey, you forgot to ask me how many piercings and tattoos I have. I think you should have since you have such an obsession with pointy/sharp objects. So. Fuck you survey. I win.

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Alright, well I went stargazing the other night; not really intentionally. I just happened to be walking up the driveway and had time to lie down in the snow and relax for a bit. It was a very cold night, also exceptionally clear, as it has rarely been this winter, and the stars were bright and shining against the pitch black sky. The quarter moon made the snow glitter like tiny diamonds, and I just couldn't resist resting my body in the soft, fluffy bed of snow. I ended up laying there for more than 30 minutes, but to my delight, I stayed very warm and comfortable the whole time. It was like almost like a dream; I wish I could draw it, but I don't think even the most detailed drawing could do the night justice. As I lay there, thinking about the day and just life in general, a lonely cloud floated into sight from behind a wall of dark trees. I stared in wonderment as I realized this cloud looked precisely like The Flying Spaghetti Monster. I’m sure the majority of you are unaware of just what this is, but for now I’ll just say it’s the icon of veneration for a large group of people, (for which I am the unofficial Public Relations Representative, but no matter) that looks uniquely like an orb of spaghetti noodles with two meatballs as eyes. Not something you see everyday. But anyways, I was surprised and nearly to the point of amusement when I saw the cloud, and as it rolled past the moon, the cloud assumed a heavenly glow around it; almost like a silver lining, but more like a silver outlining. It was indeed very remarkable; a thrilling sensation of beauty and grandeur. I really wish I could have taken a picture of it. I was disappointed to see it fade away onto the horizon so quickly. Although I was almost half asleep, my senses were as sharp as they've ever been, and even with my eyes closed I could still see every detail about my surroundings; even the small, frozen stalks of grass waving stiffly in the distance. The quiet of the night was broken only by my subtle breathing, and the soft crackling of tree branches nearby. A frosty breeze whispered across my face, and when I shifted my weight to observe the other half of the sky, I could hear the minuscule ice crystals crunch and take on new forms under my body. I could almost imagine myself lying next to the warm body of someone that cared enough about me to be there with me. Just moments before I hauled myself out of that most luxurious berth of sweet relief and chilliness, the lyrics to Hear You Me by Jimmy Eat World ran through my head over and over again.

There's no one in town I know
you gave us some place to go.
I never said thank you for that.
I thought I might get one more chance.
What would you think of me now,
so lucky, so strong, so proud?
I never said thank you for that,
now I'll never have a chance.
May angels lead you in.
Hear you me my friends.
On sleepless roads the sleepless go.
May angels lead you in.
So what would you think of me now,
so lucky, so strong, so proud?
I never said thank you for that,
now I'll never have a chance.
May angels lead you in.
Hear you me my friends.
On sleepless roads the sleepless go.
May angels lead you in.
May angels lead you in.
May angels lead you in.
And if you were with me tonight,
I'd sing to you just one more time.
A song for a heart so big,
god wouldn't let it live.
May angels lead you in.
Hear you me my friends.
On sleepless roads the sleepless go.
May angels lead you in.
May angels lead you in.
Hear you me my friends.
On sleepless roads the sleepless go.
May angels lead you in.
May angels lead you in.


I don’t know why it was these specific words going through my head, but something in the song must have struck a part of me that recognized some obscure meaning in them. I’m not going to worry about it too much; everything in time. The rest of the “snow dreaming” experience was essentially uneventful, but I did have a fantastic time languidly pondering many things and listening to the music in my head during my final moments of peace for the night. It was indeed a genuinely benevolent gift, to have such a tranquil and extraordinary occurrence last for so long. I will treasure that night for as long as I can so when I’m feeling low, I can just think of that night, and remember how good things can be, and maybe even bring myself a sense of peace and contentment from it.

Since it’s now past 6am, I think I’ll wrap this up and try that thing people call sleep. Hopefully someone will comment and be honest about what they think; tell me if I’m really a crazy nut, or truly blessed (by something), or just a psychotic pasta eater. Whatever you want to say, just say it.

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Thanks Dustin and the Sofa King Fun Show! I will treasure my free stuff forever! (I will retract that statement if you send me shitty stuff). Boo yah! Thanks also to Jeremy, Cathie, and Matt for helping out. (and also to Jon for being my backup) You guys are the best! I win at the internet! (btw, the secret song was Daft Punk-Too Long...I love you guys!)

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Hey yo! If you got a favorite online radio station, let's hear it for those cool radio waves! We need a couple more scheduled phone appearances for FSM and we'll be ALL SET! Got a couple more lined up now, but if you know of a good station that'll take 'em in, we would be eternally grateful. Just post the links on here or send 'em to me via email or one of my various messengers. Thanks!


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