It's my 19th birthday tomorrow! But I didn't actually pop out until approximately 6:36pm, so don't tell me Happy Birthday until then. Thanks! :D

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Hopefully these links will help explain some things. If you still don't get it, it's okay, just lemme know and I'll tell you everything I know. OR you can wait until I get a video of the rest of the rally. The choice is yours.

http://www.venganza.org/index.htm

http://www.venganza.org/flash/guidetopastafarianismpreloaded.swf

http://redbarradio.com/FSM_interview.mp3

http://www.xanga.com/The_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

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Alright people, here's that video I was talking about. It's not incredibly exciting because it's only the first 5 1/2 minutes of the rally, but JT says he's going to try to get me a video from the rest of the rally if he can. For your happiness and entertainment. Notice that they did have a juggler participating. Now that's inspiring.

No matter how engaging the video is, the fact is, these are our fellow believers uniting together for an admirable cause; proving how dedicated and passionate they are about their faith.

So please enjoy this short video, (even if you don't want to) or else you will be drowned in Marinara Sauce.

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Hey y'all, I'll have a video from a FSM Rally down in Springfield, Missouri as soon as it finishes uploading to the net.This was the rally I was thinking about going to, except that it was Monday at 5pm. Which means I was in class, plus Springfield is approximately 13-14 hours away from me...driving very fast. So I was basically SOL. There will be more opportunities though.)

Also, Tuesday morning, I was busy spreading the Truth!

My favorite radio station, 95.5 The Zone, has a couple hour long "talk show" on every morning called Mouthing Off With Cartman. Cartman, who is a DJ for the station, asks the listeners a random question of his choosing and the listeners can call in and answer. Pretty simple. Well, this morning, the question just happened to be the age old contraversial question, "Which is cooler, pirates or ninjas?" Of course I had to call in and give Cartman my answer. But before I could get through on the line, I heard a voice on the radio asking Cartman if he had ever heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I swear I almost peed my pants because I thought I was the only believer in this area! Now I know I'm not alone! But anyways, this dude didn't really explain much about FSM, so when I FINALLY got through on the phone lines, I talked to Cartman--ON AIR--and told him all about pirates and global warming, and pastafarians, and midgits etc etc. I enlightened all of the northern Michigan listeners! I was SOOO excited! This was the first time the Word has gotten out on the wave lengths in this particular area, and damn was I proud to be a Pastafarian this morning.

I'm planning on designing some kind of poster to hang up on campus to try to get a group of believers together; see who else is with us. Once I have a group, (small or large I don't particularly care)I have all kinds of evil pasta plans. If anyone wants to join in, just lemme know.

Also, JT (from Missouri) informed me tonight that he and our pal David are possibly getting their own radio show on their campus radio station. And they said I can call in ANYTIME I want!! Woo! So if there's anything that anyone wants me to relay, I'll do so when the time comes.

It seems like all the pieces are finally falling into place.

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New Music!!

If anyone has suggestions for new songs, let me know and I'll try to get/make a code for it. Thanks!


p.s. the site where I usually get my vids seems to be down tonight, so I'll just improvise for now and get things back to normal as soon as possible.

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Dear Pittsburgh Steelers,

I would like to thank you for playing such a(n) (almost) flawless game today. Big Ben, you did great in the first half, but I think you might need some more second half practice. Ya did only have a one interception though, along with 2 touchdowns, and 197 passing yards. Not bad for only your second season. As for you rushers, I salute you. You busted your asses to get through Indy’s defensive line. And bust you did for 112 total rushing yards. Awesome job. Mr. Jerome Bettis, I would like to personally thank you for knocking Indy on its ass too many times to count. Power to ya big guy. As to the team’s defensive stats, I give you two thumbs up. Oh wait, except for the 22 completions you allowed that chump Manning to get. I will give you credit for the interceptions that, out of stupidity of the refs (and pure luck for the Colts), were overturned by the head (jackass) referee and deemed as incomplete passes. I admit to you, I swore up a storm after that major call. And also directly after the false start call, where supposedly neither team made contact with each other and neither team was charged with a penalty. Bunch of BS if you ask me. So, because of this, I will now only give you one and a half thumbs up. Yes, I do in fact boast half a thumb.

I would also like to point out that your team did in fact go 2 for 2 with 4th down conversions and only had 2 penalties for the entire game. It also helped that Mr. Big-Shot Peyton Manning was sacked 5 times! And that Indianapolis kicker Mike Vanderjagt managed to completely miss a 46-yard field goal attempt with 21 seconds remaining in the game. Yes, those 3 meager points would have tied up the game and sent them into overtime. But, shit happens, and you got lucky.

Now, since you did win the game, I will make only one demand of you.
Do NOT fall apart before the game is over!
This demand includes, but is not limited to:
-Fumbling the ball 3 yards from the end zone (and another touchdown) and turning it over to the opposing team so they can run it half way down the field.
-Fumbling the ball at all at such a critical point in the game.
-Letting the opposing team get within 3 f***ing points with less than 2 minutes left.
-Letting the opposing team get close enough for even a chance at a field goal to tie the game with less than 2 minutes left.
-Giving your fans a heart attack, or even several, because of your thrilling, yet gut-wrenching victory.

All in all though, it was a job well done.

Although my vote is not official, I would like to pop the cork on the champagne for the undeniable (unofficial) MVP of the game, Troy Polamalu. This wild-haired safety had many incredible blocks of Manning's passes, and near interceptions, along with several timely tackles and sacks. Troy, you definitely deserve this honor and I trust that you'll keep up the good work.

I hope you will seriously consider what I have suggested if you really have any hope of beating Denver. If you don’t win…..well, you’ll find out what the consequences are later. I’ll be really pissed if you lose though.

Sincerely,


Your most undedicated fan
-Amy



P.S. Next time, please don't play like shit at the end of the game. Thanks.


Just a side note, the boxing tournament was very entertaining. I will definitely be attending the next one. Cheers.

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