sweeettt.. here you go muffin

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What is it that poor people have that rich people want, and god fears??

anyone else know the answeer? =]

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watching: gutaiar hero
listening to: cheating on the church -graveyard BBQ
mood: RETARDED haha, bored


HAPPY THANKS RECIEVING TODAY EVERYONE! HOPE YOU ALL HAVE FUN EATING HAHA..
well today im going over a friends housee sooo.. eyah GOODBYE EVERYONE!!!

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1. I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

2. I'm what Willis was talking about

3. If you were a booger, I'd pick you.l

4. My love is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

5. Mean people suck. Nice people swallow.

6. I'll make you shiver when I deliver.

7. Is your dad retarded? Cause you're special

8. I taught your boyfriend that thing you like.

9. I taught your girlfriend that thing you like.

10. Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

11. Spooning leads to forking.

12. Was your dad in the Airforce? Cause you're the bomb.

13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

14. Nice ass. May I wear it as a hat?

15. My love is like a snowflake: complex

16. I have big feet

17. I'm like a blizzard. I'll give you 8-10" and you won't leave the house.

18. I support gay marriage (if both chicks are hot)

19. I wish I knew how to quit you

20. I may not be the cutest guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

21.Is your daddy a dealer? Because you're dope.

22. Anything drugs can do, I can do with my tongue.

23. I'm like fast food. Treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

24. I may not be a Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock.

25. If I were you, I'd go out with me.

26. I'm here now. What were your other two wishes?

27. I'm a math tutor: Add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

28. No strings attached

29. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

30. C'mon, you can't get pregnant again.

31. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

32. Did you fart? because you blew me away

33. You must be a speeding ticket because you have the word "fine" written all over you

34. Do you have a bandade? cause i scrapped my knee when I fell for you

35. Are those astronaut pants? Caus eyour body is out of this world

36. Did it hurt?
-Did what hurt?
When you fell from heaven

37. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?


haha got many more?

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a my school a 17 year old senior discovered a new version of kimo therapy. i cant believe it! he's only a senior in high school!!! so basically kimo therapy attacks cancer cells buts in the process it also kills other cells.

if im wrong go ahead and correct me...

annywayy, he was descibing to my friend and i that he discovered it by uisng small glass balls and putting holes in them. annd blahhhh, so it only attacks cancer cells and nothing else. it was tested on a hair sample and it works!!

how much is he getting paid?
$10 million. only, some of that money has to go to the university that he did his research at and he only gets 100,000 quarterly. [financially]


i know he is sooooo luckky... all he has to do is wrap things up and he's done. he's even making a book of his journal and how he discovered it. amazing asians these days. he's going to be in text books now

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hmmm a month ago memory,
soo i took this alergy tablet that my mom gave and she told me
" take one every night"
so i said ok and took one. then i woke up and felt like my alergies were acting up so i took another one.. [they tasted really good]
and then i went to school really tierd, and took another tablet when i got home and went to fountain valley[ very far from where i live] and i came home and my mom saw the pills but the computer and asked.
" oh did you take one last night?" and i said
" yeah and when i woke up and before we left to go to fountain valley"
i was laying on the couch dead and exhausted..
she then freaks out and said, no wonder you're tierd! you're drugged out on allergy tablets!!! haha

so i went to school the next day and i forgot the tablet overdose and mannnnnn i was like dead in my chair. i got to second period and my cheeks were tingling. i was saying stupid crap to people. haha smiling for no reason i was so out of it. thats never happened to me before... and WOW.... i was high on pills .

{ for some odd reason, the tablet packet said "non-drowsy" and it lied to me =[ asshole allergy company }

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