A famous author wished to visit a particular book store.
Upon hearing this news, the manager of the bookstore was overjoyed and told the employees to take all the books else than the books of that author off the shelf.
When the author arrived, he asked, "What happened to all the other books?"
The manager's face turned white as a sheet as he answered, "They were all sold out."
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For those of you who care, sorry for being away so long. I kind of died out didn¡¯t I...
I am officially back and active on NuTang during periods when homework and studying are of a weak presence.
I will renovate my site so that the text shows up better... It is kind of crappy, isn¡¯t it?
Please mail me about better pictures as the background and how to make my Writing module work.
Thankyou!
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Evil is to the eye of the observer. The dog is evil, so it seems to the cat; the cat is evil, so it seems to the bird; the bird is evil so it seems to the worm. I am evil, so it seems to NuTang,, for that I have not updated, even with an abundance of writing material.
Last Saturday, I went for my Level 3 guitar test. It was my first RCM test, and despite my musically talented friends repeatedly telling me that at Level 3, the test is extremely easy, I was nervous to the point where my ear was hot and my hands were sweating. The moment I realized my hands were sweaty, I recalled the fact that the hand need to be dry and relaxed when playing the guitar, which caused more nervousness, which in turn, caused more sweating. Just great... now I got positive feedback too. I took 15 minuets to practice before the actual test. Unfortunately, my tuner chose that moment to run out of batteries, so I had to trust the strings that they have not untuned themselves in the last 10 hours.
The actual test was that bad. I played a total of 4 wrong notes in my 2 pieces and 2 studies, 0 in my scales. I didn¡¯t know that I had to do Arpeggio patterns, but the examiner was nice (or appeared to be so) and gave me the sheet to look at, and it turned out to be quite easy.
The results are coming in a week or so, when it does... I¡¯ll: a)go on a rampage b) abuse my guitar c) cheer and get back to life
See you!
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I heard this joke from my friend, who kindly forgot to tell me that even though the story was in first-person, he wasn't the guy in the joke, which lead me to tease him for about 20 minutes regarding the subject; therefore, i will declare that I wasn't the guy in the joke... CLEAR?
It was the first day of school, and I got this girl in every one of my classes. She was so cute. In every class, I kept on trying to sit next to her, and succeeded in all cases. I wanted to ask her out so bad... but I was also way too nervous. I thought: she is very nice, the only way she can refuse is she was a lesbian. Finally I worked up the courage to ask her afterschool, and what came out of my mouth was, "Are you a lesbian?".
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Noob123 seems to have missed a decent aspect of Inuyasha: ITS MUSIC!!!
Therefore, I have decided to put the downloads of the songs on my page, and they are as follows (in no particular order):
Thursday. 1.4.07 5:11 pm
I have no idea why I put this here, but it somehow increases your traffic (blogmad advertised it):
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