THis joke contains slight sexism, viewer's discretion is advised.
Of course, I meant well.
first, we all agree that girls require time and money, therefore:

Girls = Time * Money

second, we all know that time = money, therefore:

Girls = Money ²

now then, it is common knowledge that money is the root of all evil

Girls = (Evil ^1/2) ²

... Apply simplification

Girls = Evil

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This joke contains slight sexuality, if you are offended or is innocent enough not to get those jokes, please do not read this
Of course, I meant well

John and Mary were in Church of Sunday. Unfortunately, Mary fell asleep. The Priest, seeing this, quizzed her, ¡°Who should we devote our life to, Mary?¡±
John pokes Mary and wakes her up. ¡°GOD¡± she yelled, then realizing she was in Church, she lowered her voice and spoke to John though clenched teeth, then went back to sleep.
¡°Who has come 2000 years ago and suffered to wash away our sins?¡± the Priest inquired Mary.
John poked Mary again, and obviously, suffered the consequences. Mary woke up and shouted ¡°Jesus Christ!¡± Again, realizing this was Church, she hushed her voice, ¡°Do that again, I¡¯ll throw you into the garbage truck next time it drops by¡±. Then she went, again back to sleep.
The Priest seized this chance to ask another question, a somewhat harder one, ¡°Mary, what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 23rd child?¡±
John poked Mary, and she shot upright and yelled, ¡°If you stick that thing in me again, I¡¯ll break you in half!!!¡±

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This joke might offend some people due to its unintended racial contents.
But you should know that I mean well

¡°I hate 2 kinds of people¡±, the guy said
¡°First are racists¡±
¡°Second are black people¡±
¡°And third, people who can¡¯t recognize numbers¡±

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Hi members of nuTang!
I have joined this website along with a torrent of people invited by noob123, including the famous InsaneFishy, who have gone through the ranks rather swiftly.
I started late because of limited internet usage, but I will try my best to bring laughter to most, dumbstruck faces to the slower ones, and most important of all, attempted correctness of grammar

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