331th day of 2006 Yay! There's still flurry outside, but it's gonna stop late morning.
My dad drove me to school today from Richmond, and we found out, about 3 km from the school, that it was closed. Wasted 2 whole hours on the road.
The rest of Vancouver is still on for school, but UBC seems to have lost its electricity supply, so I got off! Yay!
For the next few days, it's all negatives, I hope that U-Hill remains closed Comment! (0) | Recommend! | Categories: General [t] 331th day of 2006 Yay!!! It's snowing in Vancouver!!!
For those of you who live north and inland, it's nothing to be excited about, but for those in Vancouver, it's awesome (I know we had snow last year, but all the ones in the south part melted on the same day).
Got into a total of three snowballs today. The first one ended by me injuring the other two participants (one backed into a wall hard, the other hit in the groin), the second ending by me getting spontanously nailed in the head (x2), groin (x1), back (x3)and the wierd spot right between your chest area and your abdomen that makes you insantly out of breath when hit (x1). All beacuse I accidently hit one of the pretty girls with two snow balls (one right-handed, the other left, ending up on her nose, and about 25 cm below that). The third one, someone was throwing ice balls and injured some other members, so we buried him in snow, making sure he could still breath.
Comment! (3) | Recommend! | Categories: General [t] 327th day of 2006 Please do not read this if you are offended by offensive things, because this entry is offensive to mathmaticians.
Of course, I meant well.
One day, a physicist and an engineer went into an hot air ballon to test it. Unfortuneately, they got stuck in a canyon.
They both shouted,"Where are we?"
The reply was nearly instant,"You're in a hot air ballon!"
The physicist stated,"That must be a mathmatician."
The engineer looked puzzled.
"What they say are true, but utterly useless." Comment! (3) | Recommend! | Categories: Joke [t] Story of Extreme Creepiness 317th day of 2006 The creator of this joke, unfortuneately, did not suffer from a terrible mental affliction called "sanity", therefore, viewer's discretion is advised.
Of course, I meant well.
A child, at the age of 3, was unable to say any word else that the number "13", and he kept on chanting it over and over.
The parents, naturally worried, sent the child to a shrink. The shrink decided to follow the boy in order to investigate.
The child wandered into a forest, and the shrink shadowed him. All went well until they reached a clearing. The shrink could no longer see where the child was. There was a well in the middle of the clearing. Afraid that the child had fallen in, he went to the well and looked down.
The child crept up behind him, pulled the shrink's leg out from underneath him and shoved the shrink into the well.
THe the child chanted, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14" Comment! (1) | Recommend! | Categories: Story [t], Joke [t] Story of Somewhat Creepiness 317th day of 2006 The creator of this joke, unfortuneately, did not suffer from a terrible mental affliction called "sanity", therefore, viewer's discretion is advised.
Of course, I meant well.
A girl had moved to a new town. She found it odd that the mansion that she is standing in front of had costed her so little, and its previous owner had been in a hurry to dispose of it.
After she moved in, she noticed that her neighbors were casting peculiar glances at her. She questioned one of her neighbours.
The neighbour explained that a girl had been murdered in that mansion by her boyfriend. The body was never found, and it was suspected that the boy put the body in the wall.
That night, when the girl slept, she kept on seeing shadows on the bedroom wall. Unable to convince herself that it was merely that shadows of trees outside, swaying with the wind, she decided to dig into the wall and find out the truth.
After half an hour of gruesome digging, she was shocked to find an eye beneath the crumbling brickwork. Needless to say, she was terrified.
The eye moved and became a mouth, and said, "Neighbour, stop digging into my wall!? Comment! (0) | Recommend! | Categories: Joke [t], Story [t] 316th day of 2006 Wow my last joke got some girls angry... now let's do one on the other isde of the story, although many of you would have heard it.
God first made men, then women.
Of course, you should always do the rough draft before the master piece Comment! (0) | Recommend! | Categories: Joke [t] | 
