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Joke 4
327th day of 2006
Please do not read this if you are offended by offensive things, because this entry is offensive to mathmaticians.
Of course, I meant well.

One day, a physicist and an engineer went into an hot air ballon to test it. Unfortuneately, they got stuck in a canyon.
They both shouted,"Where are we?"
The reply was nearly instant,"You're in a hot air ballon!"
The physicist stated,"That must be a mathmatician."
The engineer looked puzzled.
"What they say are true, but utterly useless."

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Joke 6
341th day of 2006
This joke contains sexual material, viewer's discretion is advised.
Of course, I meant well

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike.
Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.

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Joke 1
311th day of 2006
WARNING
This joke might offend some people due to its unintended racial contents.
But you should know that I mean well

¡°I hate 2 kinds of people¡±, the guy said
¡°First are racists¡±
¡°Second are black people¡±
¡°And third, people who can¡¯t recognize numbers¡±

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Joke 2
311th day of 2006
WARNING
This joke contains slight sexuality, if you are offended or is innocent enough not to get those jokes, please do not read this
Of course, I meant well

John and Mary were in Church of Sunday. Unfortunately, Mary fell asleep. The Priest, seeing this, quizzed her, ¡°Who should we devote our life to, Mary?¡±
John pokes Mary and wakes her up. ¡°GOD¡± she yelled, then realizing she was in Church, she lowered her voice and spoke to John though clenched teeth, then went back to sleep.
¡°Who has come 2000 years ago and suffered to wash away our sins?¡± the Priest inquired Mary.
John poked Mary again, and obviously, suffered the consequences. Mary woke up and shouted ¡°Jesus Christ!¡± Again, realizing this was Church, she hushed her voice, ¡°Do that again, I¡¯ll throw you into the garbage truck next time it drops by¡±. Then she went, again back to sleep.
The Priest seized this chance to ask another question, a somewhat harder one, ¡°Mary, what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 23rd child?¡±
John poked Mary, and she shot upright and yelled, ¡°If you stick that thing in me again, I¡¯ll break you in half!!!¡±

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Math Quiz
335th day of 2006
In Math class, I discovered a weird math question that takes a sharp brain to solve. Unlike most math questions, it does not require you to solve an equation, but to disprove a series of equations. The equation and the procedures are as below:
a = b
Square both sides of the equal sign
a2 = b2
Add ¡°-ab¡± to both sides
a2 - ab = b2 - ab
Simplify so that (a ¨C b) becomes a factor on both sides
a (a- b) = -b(a - b)
Divide both sides by (a ¨C b)
a = -b
???
Disprove this in the comment box please.

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Joke 3
313th day of 2006
THis joke contains slight sexism, viewer's discretion is advised.
Of course, I meant well.
first, we all agree that girls require time and money, therefore:

Girls = Time * Money

second, we all know that time = money, therefore:

Girls = Money 2

now then, it is common knowledge that money is the root of all evil

Girls = (Evil 1/2) 2

... Apply simplification

Girls = Evil

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