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THEY DID IT!! THE BOSTON RED SOX ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!



JOHNNY DAMON AND DEREK LOWE ARE MY HEROES!!!!!!!


-Edit 10:56pm, Thursday, October 21, 2004-
I am so amazed that the Boston Red Sox actually pulled through and completely OWNED the New York Yankees. It's about time someone kicked them off their high horse. What the hell was up with Jeter being a douche bag and chasing after a popper over the left foul line, when Matsui and Rodriguez are, obviously, more than capable of nabbing the ball for the out themselves? I hope that the hot-heads on the Yankees will take this humbling experience to heart, and realize they aren't the shit, and not everyone on Earth loves them. I have a new hero, acutally two of them. Johnny Damon and Derek Lowe. Not only are they phenominal baseball players, they are quite the hotties. If it wasn't for Lowe holding the Yanks to just one run in six innings, and Damon's 6 runs, the Sox might have let all hope fly away. I truly believe that if there is a God, he is a Boston Red Sox fan!



Not only am I a true Boston Red Sox fan down to the marrow in my bones, my ex-boyfriend, Dan, is a New York Yankees fan. He always said that "his team" was the best because it had the best and highest paid players in baseball. He also told me that "my team" would never make it out of the regular season this year, because they are primarily worthless players, that haven't beaten the Yankees in the postseason in what 86 years. Well Dan, I would just like to say that you are basically a worthless, illogical assclown for doubting the Sox, and being a complete jerkoff.


GO BOSTON!!

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I LOVE YOGA AND PILATES!!!


For Christmas '03, my mom bought me Denise Austin's Power Yoga Plus Pilates DVD, and I watched it for the first time tonight. After watching it through once, I played it again, and actually did the whole thing. Man, did I feel amazing afterwards. My abs were tight, I was really energetic, but I felt really mellow and peaceful inside. Very Relaxing....

The only problem that I have now, is that my right hamstring feels as though someone is ripping it away from the bone, and out of the skin. It's pretty agonizing, and probably due to the fact that I sit on my ass to much. But anyhoo....I figured I'd update ya'll!!

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we just got crazy toliet papered. it looks awesome. some people died jumping off my porch, and slipping on the bricks, but that's not my problem. I know just exactly who did it, and I just got my revenge. :-D But I am not saying anything else... muhahaha


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I think I am addicted to these things....

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Well, seeing as though, I know few of you personally, I can't give you any, but I can offer this article that appeared in a local newspaper. Being the dedicated Cosmpolitan and Glamour reader that I am, I read this article to be rather amusing. Please, enlighten me with your thoughts...

"Need more sex? Cosmo has you covered"
By: Jim Pfiffer

"The No. 1 topic in most women's magazines is sex -- finding it, having it, improving it and how to get more of it. The gloosy covers sizzle with salacious come-os such as "Six Minutes to Sexier Sex," How to Drive Your Guy Wild with Desire" and "Using Pepper Spray to Get Your Man to Satisfy You." The mags offer titillating tips, steamy confessions and surefire secrets to improve, increase and enjoy sex, 24/7. Those are worthy goals, but where are all the women who possess them? I don't think they exist. I've never seen them, nor talked to guys who have. I called Cosmo for answers. Editor-in-Chief Kate White sent me an e-mail. Kate doesn't call it "sex stories." She calls it "relationship coverage," as in, "Our relationship coverage is one of the most popular topics in the magazine because we talk to our readers straight, just like a trusted girlfriend. We decide what to write based on the feedback from our readers, who are always interested in learning more about the chemistry between men and women." Buy a chemistry set, because Cosmo says the world is full of wanton women looking for men for nonstop lovemaking. How can that be difficult? Guys are everywhere. Guys are easy to seduce. All women have to do is look at a man and smile, and he's yours. Guys never say no. Men are userfriendly and willing to do whatever's necessary to help Cosmo gals attain their aspirations. If you aspire to trickery, you'll enjoy this month's Cosmo: "Advances Sex Tricks: When You Whip Out One of these Doozies, He'll Know He's with a Real Woman." I don't know what a doozie is, but I doubt it's prudent to whip it about. And what exactly is a "real woman?" --one that's not inflatable? The magazine claims you can inflate you man's libido by pushing his button: "His Secret Pleasure Points: Touch Only if You Want to Drive Him Insane in the Sack." They must be top secret, because we guys don't even know about them. If you women locate these pleasure points, please let us know. Cosmo isn't alone in the sexsational. The October cover of Redbook promises, "Own Him in Bed: Sex Moves No Man Can Resist." This month's O magazine aks, "Can Women Really Keep Casual Sex Casual?" The latest edition of Jane magazine reads: "Sex, Sex, Sex: The Totally Do-able New Bedroom Shtick Guys are Begging For." You don't need shticks, tricks, gimmicks or pleasure points to get men. You just need to tell them what you want. The begging comes naturally. My favorite magazine teaser is in this month's Cosmo: "Sex Sessions that Ended in the ER (Ooh...That's Gotta Hurt)." I wanted to read the story, but couldn't find it. I got lost after the first 60 pages of ads. I couldn't even locate the contents. WHy are there no page number ins these magazines? That's why women are so frustrated. They can't fin the sex articles. I'd like to see this on a Cosmo cover: "Advanced Women's Magazine Reading Tricks: When You Rip Out One of Our Articles, You'll Know You're Reading a Real Magazine."


In all reality though, reading a woman's magazine, isn't all that hard. Just be practical, with a keen eye. Or, read the magazine front to back, religiously.


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