Well, seeing as though, I know few of you personally, I can't give you any, but I can offer this article that appeared in a local newspaper. Being the dedicated Cosmpolitan and Glamour reader that I am, I read this article to be rather amusing. Please, enlighten me with your thoughts...

"Need more sex? Cosmo has you covered"
By: Jim Pfiffer

"The No. 1 topic in most women's magazines is sex -- finding it, having it, improving it and how to get more of it. The gloosy covers sizzle with salacious come-os such as "Six Minutes to Sexier Sex," How to Drive Your Guy Wild with Desire" and "Using Pepper Spray to Get Your Man to Satisfy You." The mags offer titillating tips, steamy confessions and surefire secrets to improve, increase and enjoy sex, 24/7. Those are worthy goals, but where are all the women who possess them? I don't think they exist. I've never seen them, nor talked to guys who have. I called Cosmo for answers. Editor-in-Chief Kate White sent me an e-mail. Kate doesn't call it "sex stories." She calls it "relationship coverage," as in, "Our relationship coverage is one of the most popular topics in the magazine because we talk to our readers straight, just like a trusted girlfriend. We decide what to write based on the feedback from our readers, who are always interested in learning more about the chemistry between men and women." Buy a chemistry set, because Cosmo says the world is full of wanton women looking for men for nonstop lovemaking. How can that be difficult? Guys are everywhere. Guys are easy to seduce. All women have to do is look at a man and smile, and he's yours. Guys never say no. Men are userfriendly and willing to do whatever's necessary to help Cosmo gals attain their aspirations. If you aspire to trickery, you'll enjoy this month's Cosmo: "Advances Sex Tricks: When You Whip Out One of these Doozies, He'll Know He's with a Real Woman." I don't know what a doozie is, but I doubt it's prudent to whip it about. And what exactly is a "real woman?" --one that's not inflatable? The magazine claims you can inflate you man's libido by pushing his button: "His Secret Pleasure Points: Touch Only if You Want to Drive Him Insane in the Sack." They must be top secret, because we guys don't even know about them. If you women locate these pleasure points, please let us know. Cosmo isn't alone in the sexsational. The October cover of Redbook promises, "Own Him in Bed: Sex Moves No Man Can Resist." This month's O magazine aks, "Can Women Really Keep Casual Sex Casual?" The latest edition of Jane magazine reads: "Sex, Sex, Sex: The Totally Do-able New Bedroom Shtick Guys are Begging For." You don't need shticks, tricks, gimmicks or pleasure points to get men. You just need to tell them what you want. The begging comes naturally. My favorite magazine teaser is in this month's Cosmo: "Sex Sessions that Ended in the ER (Ooh...That's Gotta Hurt)." I wanted to read the story, but couldn't find it. I got lost after the first 60 pages of ads. I couldn't even locate the contents. WHy are there no page number ins these magazines? That's why women are so frustrated. They can't fin the sex articles. I'd like to see this on a Cosmo cover: "Advanced Women's Magazine Reading Tricks: When You Rip Out One of Our Articles, You'll Know You're Reading a Real Magazine."


In all reality though, reading a woman's magazine, isn't all that hard. Just be practical, with a keen eye. Or, read the magazine front to back, religiously.


Remember to leave your comments. :)

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I've never read these magazines much myself, but it's impossible to avoid seeing the headlines in checkout lines in stores..."(x) Ways to More (adjective) (activity)!!", in various forms, all over the covers, along with a supermodel looking out at you suggestively, although in real life, you'd be lucky to not be run over by her chauffer as he drove her to her dermatologist's summer condominium. I also have to agree that I, too, have yet to find these "wanton women" who are apparently out there just waiting to dazzle me with their bedroom skills, without even waiting for the drop of a hat. If anyone sees these women, let me know. I'll be waiting with an iced beverage and a vat of penicillin.
» chicken (69.172.33.16) on 2004-10-10 10:52:06

hahaha
that makes me giggle.
» samuwamu on 2004-10-10 11:30:39

very nice
» jamie on 2004-10-11 12:37:31

i read the
article sex sessions that ended in the er. it was crazy. lol I love cosmo. =) i think its the greatest magazine ever.
» Manda103 on 2004-10-11 06:32:06

haha....I especially found the "Carnal Crash Course" entry hysterical...Where the couple fell through the glass table. That is just classic. I wonder how they explained it to the home owner. :-p It is definitely one of the greatest magazines of ever. I also devoured emphatically the borderline smutty article "A Crime of Passion" a selection from Muder List by Judy Garwood. Damn, that was hott!!
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