Rant About Random Topics, Not Many Of Them Making Much Sense



The Shield is so good this season. Can’t believe it’s almost over. I knew Vic was going to get hit hands on “the picture” this season and that’s how he was going to keep his job. Finally!

I wanted to go to the mall before work, but that doesn’t look like it’s going to happen.

Hopefully the new schedule comes out today. I also hope they give me my check today too.

I haven’t watched Raw in weeks and I don’t really care. I doesn’t bother me that I’ve miss Raw, but it does bother me that I don’t care.

I haven’t posted my review of the Tempest yet because I can’t bring myself to put that many negative thoughts down at once.

Too Bad no ECW One Night Stand the year.

The third Pirates movie sucks.

I guess that’s enough bitching for one day. Hopefully I’ll have some positive stuff the next time.

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Yesterday I received the worst news I think I could possibly get.

I don't watch a lot of TV. Usually WWE Raw on Monday nights, and if no one else if home or if they are all in bed I watch TNA Impact on Thursdays and Smackdown on Fridays. Hell, with my work schedule I haven't even been watching Raw the past couple of weeks.

But the one show I do make sure I watch is The Shield on FX. It's only on for 3 months out of the year and it constantly the best show on TV. I watch it religiously.

Well yesterday I remembered why I don't watch TV too much. There was nothing on. I was flipping through the channels getting more bored with each click. Something made me stop on CNBC. Jim Crammer (hope I spelled that right) has a show on there called Mad Money. Well this day he happened to be doing a show with Michael Chiklis, the star of The Shield. During the course of the interview I got the worst news I think I have every received: Next Season Is The Last Season Of The Shield.

I couldn't believe. Tuesday nights will never be the same again.

If you like The Shield be sure to leave your comments at the end of this post.

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We can call this:



My Maxim Top 100 Review



or



Who Did Willa Ford Blow To Make It Back On The List This Year?







Boy was I excited. I found out that the Maxim Top 100 Babes issue came out and I could not wait to see who was on the list this year. When I finally found out it was a huge disappointment.



Lindsay Lohan is number 1? WTF? I usually don’t think chicks that just got out of rehab all that hot. I mean, she was just in rehab, THEY said it was for alcohol, but how do I know it wasn’t for the needle. And how do I know that she didn’t get something from the needle. And how do I know she didn’t bang some of the addicts in rehab and caught something from them. She may be clean as a whistle, I don’t know for sure, but when someone gets out of rehab these are the things I think of.



I would not even put her on the list.



Let’s see what else is screwed up with this list. Oh yeah, how can Ashley Simpson even be on this list, let alone in the top 20? She is not hot. She has a good body, but so don’t most of the girls registered at WVU, who cares? She is ugly in the face and the noise job didn’t fix anything. Avril Lavigne is another. Not pretty, not sexy. Leave her off the list.



I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but I’m about sick of seeing Beyoncé, Fergie, Angelina Jolie and Halle Barry. Don’t get me wrong, they are hot, but I’ve seen them so much I’d like to see something else. It’s like eating Cocoa Peebles everyday for breakfast. After 2 years you would probably like to try something else.



Why are Eva Mendes and Jessica Biel in the top 10. Maybe they should make the list, just not the top 10.



And Christina Aguilera was super hot back in the Dirrty days, but since she got married she’s been dressing all weird and shit. No way I would put her in at number 4.



Jessica Alba is number 2. She was beat out by Lindsay Lohan? What is wrong with these people.



What about the cartoon babe they put in at number 95. The world has gone completely mad.



I could go on all day, but I’m going to quick bitching. For my last 2¢ I want to say that I’m pissed of that Stacy Keibler was not ranked higher and that Maxim put 2 girls in this thing that are only famous because they won contest in Maxim Magazine. I bet the celebs that didn’t make the list are pissed.



With all that said I wanted to let everyone know what the true list should look like, so this is my top 10 hottest babes in Hollywood, starting with number 10 and working to the number hottest babe in the world:




Number 10: LaKisha from American Idol – I got a thing for thick black chicks. You gotta problem with that?



Number 9: Jenna Jameson – still the hottest porn star in the world. Last I heard she was dating one of the guys from the UFC which proves that 2 urban legends are actually true. First, a normal man can no longer satisfy Jenna Jameson because she is so blow out and B, all UFC fighters have dicks and thick as a can of Monster XXL energy drink.



Number 8: Keira Knightley – Pirate chicks are hot.



Number 7: Mya – been in love with her for years now and she gets hotter everytime I see her



Number 6: Salma Hayek – this hot mamacita is always is my top 10



Number 5: Jessica Alba – the dancing seen from Sin City is something I’ll never forget. Too bad she didn’t get nude.



Number 4: Tia Carrere – everyone knows that Asian chicks rule and Tia Carrere is the queen of all Asia in this man heart. I wish she would act more these days. I would also like to hear more of her singing.



Number 3: Stacy Keibler – Yeah she sold out and left the WWE, but that doesn’t make her any less hot. Stacy on my list you can always be in the top 3.



Number 2: Rose McGowan – she stole my heart the first time I saw her cast a spell on Charmed. I’m glad she wants to show more of her body now that the show has ended. She can show me as much as she wants. Wish she would go back to the bright red hair though.



And the number 1 hottest babe on the planet is:



WWE Diva Maria! – I would leave my wife for this woman. She is so hot. Her eyes stop me dead in my tracks her body make my tongue so hard.



Maria, will you marry me?



That’s all I got to say tonite. Enjoy life as best you can.

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I hate working this close the big shopping center. The traffic sucks during the week, but on the weekend it is the worst place to be in the entire world. I work directly across the way from it. The traffic is avoidable as long as you don’t need anything from any of the stores. You go in the back way to work, you leave late at night when the traffic has died down.



Yesterday I had this uncontrollable urge for Peanut Butter M&M’s. I wasn’t about to give another 75¢ to the vending machine for a small bag when I could go right across the street and get a pounder for less then $3.



I had already been on my lunch break 7 minutes so I had 23minutes to fight the worst traffic that Hell can produce and get back. I was thinking the worst.



I jumped in my car and started heading west. It was a short trip distance wise, but you could never judge the time. But this must have been my lucky day because when I got to the first intersection the light was green, but even more amazing was the fact that no one was blocking the intersection. It happens all the time at this spot and today I was home free.



I across the street the first of the BIG department stores is on the left. I usually never attempt to make the first left into the parking lot though. Usually there is at least 1 car already there and second the line of traffic that you have to cross is almost always backed up past the intersection and you can’t get across. It’s much easier to go up and enter on the second left, but today there were no cars in my way so I slid right in again.



I didn’t get the first parking spot, but finding one wasn’t that hard.



I grabbed the M&M’s and headed for the register. Now this store is seriously understaffed and every time you want to check out everyone in the store gets the same idea. Why is that? So I start walked down the isle to the register and I meet up with the traffic heading there before me. They are moving slow too and the clock is ticking. Luckily the first person saw something on one of the impulse racks in front of the registers and stopped. This gave me the opportunity to cut around and get right in line. Only 1 person in front of me and they were already paying. Right in and out again.



At this point I’m thinking it’s going to be a bitch getting out of here, but again, out of the parking lot no problem. And then the most amazing thing, a smooth cruise back to the intersection from Hell and the light is Green again! I couldn’t believe it. Back to work with time to spare.



I opened the M&M’s and enjoyed them the rest of the evening. Almost made myself sick. I guess this was a higher power playing a joke on me.

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Didn't The Bangles Have A Song About This Day?



Monday Links And Pics

This is kind of short today. I really don’t have the time to post anything, I just felt like I should. I’ve been real busy lately so I do apologize for lack of posts. I did read the new Eric Bischoff book Controversy Creates Ca$h last week and I hope to get a review up either tomorrow for the wrestling report or Wednesday on my weekly rant. Yeah, I know most of you probably don’t believe that I’ll post anything.

Wish me luck over the next couple weeks. I really need it.

Thanks.


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Yeah, She Doesn't Have To Wear Her Good NASCAR T-Shirt*

Can You See Jesus?

Mine Made More Sense Than An Actual Bush Speech

Don't Install This Program Kids

This Is Extreme Jump Rope



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Thong Thong Thong Thong THONG!



It’s Thursday.

Sorry for the lack of posts. I’ve been so stressed at work lately. I’ve been wanting to write so much, especially after the very disappointing and predictable Raw Monday Night. While TNA is delivering industry changing surprises the WWE continues to give us the same predictable crap they have for the past 3 months. When will they learn.

But this isn’t Tuesday, so you’re not going to get the Wrestling Wrap Up today. Maybe I’ll throw it in with some random thoughts tomorrow for Free For All Friday, but we’ll see.

Before we get to the good stuff, here some quick ICP news for the juggalos:

Violent J has supposedly been hospitalized with pneumonia. If you have Hallowicked tickets for the next week or so, call the venue in advance to verify that the show hasn’t been cancelled. My boy J.B. never called me back about the Pittsburgh show on the 26, so it looks like I’m missing it.

Remember, Rehab will be in Pittsburgh Monday night. It looks like I’m going to miss it too. I can’t believe that shit. I’ve been waiting for months. I guess I still have time so I may decide last minute like usual. If you don’t know who Rehab is you are missing out. Check out their website at http://www.rehabmusic.com/

Ok, I promised it 3 weeks ago and here it is: Thong Club Thurday. First let me say that these are non-nude pics, but they are a little risqué so I included a warning page in between each pic. Sorry if it’s a bother, but I have to protect myself and the little kids out there. Hope you enjoy.


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No funny pic today. Look for a good one with tomorrow's update. Thanks!

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