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My friends know that i despise lesbians.. So imagine my thoughts when i came across this site...

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Well, in light of the fact that there are two girls coming to my house this Wednesday for District Band, I spent my entire day off cleaning and painting the hallway yellow... YEAH!

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Well, District Band is now 6 days away and i'll down in Miss Savoy's room doing this and that to get ready for it.... I'll actually kinda tired.... *yawn*

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I got these from drunkenmaster's page!



Q: Who makes more a prostitue or a crack dealer?

A: A prostatute because she can wash her crack and sell it again.




So this guy dies with an erection. His wife takes him to the mortician and the mortician cant fit him in the casket, so the wife tells him to cut his dick off and shove it up his ass. At the funeral his wife looks down at him and sees a tear in his eye. She bends over and says, "I told you it hurt you bastard."




Q: How do you break a blondes nose?


A: Put a dildo under a glass table!

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Be it extremely emotional, controversial, messed up, or whatever, this entry has been password protected.

If you know it, enter it; or, ask me for it.

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AHHHHHHHH! I can't take it anymore... Lady, i KNOW how to use Microsoft Word. I've been using it since i was like five, i think i know how to PRINT!!!!


(someone save me......)

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