So my friggin little brother gets to stay home today b/c his stomache "doesn't feel good" but all weekend i've had one massive migraine and mom just kept finding more shit for me to do and yell at me for... God i hate little kids...

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AlmostASenior05: Hey, uhh... Who's this? (Just curious, cause you're on my buddy list...)
ForsakenProdigy: who is this?

AlmostASenior05: My name's molly
ForsakenProdigy: molly....
AlmostASenior05: Well hey, i asked who you were first..
ForsakenProdigy: my name is kerpan
AlmostASenior05: interesting..
AlmostASenior05: Have you ever heard of Canton?
ForsakenProdigy: yeah
ForsakenProdigy: i have
AlmostASenior05: where are you from then?
AlmostASenior05: (Most people have no idea where Canton is...)
ForsakenProdigy: whats your last name?
AlmostASenior05: y? ( don't mean to be wierd or anything, i just really don't like to give it out unless i know who i'm talking to... Guess i'm scared of them internent stalkers or something.. lol..)
ForsakenProdigy: FINNERTY
AlmostASenior05: omg yea
AlmostASenior05: lol
AlmostASenior05:
ForsakenProdigy: im a telepath
ForsakenProdigy: arent you dating my cousins, sisters, nephews, friends, roommates, mothers, cousins, son?
AlmostASenior05: might have been, not currently..
AlmostASenior05: is this cody's cousin.?
ForsakenProdigy: no this is codys mothers, cousins, sons,roommates,friends,uncles,brothers,cousin
ForsakenProdigy: so technically
ForsakenProdigy: im his fuck buddy
AlmostASenior05: oh really//
AlmostASenior05: have fun..
AlmostASenior05: he's single now..
ForsakenProdigy: does he have a giant schlong bonger?
AlmostASenior05: sure
ForsakenProdigy: hes single???
ForsakenProdigy: does he take in in the trunk
AlmostASenior05: nope, can't say that he does..
AlmostASenior05: he's semi-single..
ForsakenProdigy: y?
AlmostASenior05: Well, we broke up, but we're still like... umm... together kinda.. i suppose... it's hard to explain..
ForsakenProdigy: so you gettin freaky
AlmostASenior05: not exactly..
AlmostASenior05: basicaly, he doesn't want me to leave...
AlmostASenior05: any other questions? lol..
ForsakenProdigy: are you a slotlicker
AlmostASenior05: Nah, i pref. biting..
AlmostASenior05: -sarcasm-
ForsakenProdigy: -liar-
ForsakenProdigy: remember, I am a telepath
ForsakenProdigy: you lie
ForsakenProdigy: lezbo
AlmostASenior05: Not quite dear, you see... I am completly anti-lesbian... Which is horrible b/c our school is full of them, and half of them are actually bi and want cody... it drives me nutz..
ForsakenProdigy: cody must be a stud
AlmostASenior05: no, he's just... well gifted.
ForsakenProdigy: must be the donkeyschlong
ForsakenProdigy: how so?
ForsakenProdigy: is he a womanpleaser?
AlmostASenior05: nope, he's an ass....
ForsakenProdigy: rammer
ForsakenProdigy: sorry about finishing your sentence
AlmostASenior05: umm no, that would be more pain than i can tolerate.. (I have a very low tolerance for pain...)
ForsakenProdigy: i know the feeling
ForsakenProdigy: its so tight
AlmostASenior05: sure.... for you maybe..
ForsakenProdigy: you have a loose ass?
AlmostASenior05: that's not what i said... I don't take it that way... (that's a one way street buddy...)
ForsakenProdigy: im a telepath stop lying
AlmostASenior05: Here's my guess to the freaky psycho person on my buddy list: Gay male..
ForsakenProdigy: well just cuz cody gets more pleasure from his hand
ForsakenProdigy: cody would get more pleasure masturbating with a sandpaper glove and/or a cheese grater than youi could ever give him
AlmostASenior05: who obviously hasn't gotten any in a while... And cody prolly does, remember, i told you we broke up.. I'm not a slut so i don't go around sleepin with just anyone..
ForsakenProdigy: kerpan no like you
AlmostASenior05: Ooh, here's my second guess as to the freaky psycho person on my buddy list: Jessica...
ForsakenProdigy: yeah and cody fucked me in the buttocks
ForsakenProdigy: and said he lo-lo-loved it as he cummed in my mouth
ForsakenProdigy: mmm
ForsakenProdigy: k?
AlmostASenior05: sure
AlmostASenior05: Was it good?
ForsakenProdigy: his cum kinda tasted l;ike whore
ForsakenProdigy: but he said it was probably from his old girlfriend
AlmostASenior05: musta been you then cause he's been in the dog house for a while.... (which as i said, means he got nothing from me...)
ForsakenProdigy: the dog house
ForsakenProdigy: cuz he did me doggy style too
AlmostASenior05: Prolly..
ForsakenProdigy: it was the best 13 seconds of my life!
ForsakenProdigy: biotch
AlmostASenior05: Sounds like it..
ForsakenProdigy: meet me by the monkey bars 3:@7
ForsakenProdigy: 3:27
ForsakenProdigy: bitch
AlmostASenior05: why the hell would i wanna see you?
ForsakenProdigy: cuz chody, i mean cody
ForsakenProdigy: wants a threesome
ForsakenProdigy: and whatever the code-man wants
ForsakenProdigy: the code-man gets
AlmostASenior05: He don't get
AlmostASenior05: not from me;
ForsakenProdigy: whatever
AlmostASenior05: you go ahead..
AlmostASenior05: you can invite jackie
ForsakenProdigy: you know he fuckin rocks your socks everynight
AlmostASenior05: used to...
AlmostASenior05: past tense dear..
ForsakenProdigy: yes good idea
ForsakenProdigy: he even shaved for me
ForsakenProdigy: hes such a gentleman
AlmostASenior05: wow... you must be so proud..
ForsakenProdigy: i hated sucking his dick when he was going out with you
ForsakenProdigy: he was so harry
ForsakenProdigy: hairy
ForsakenProdigy: *
AlmostASenior05: i'm sorry..
ForsakenProdigy: sorry he ditched your ass for a better hoe
AlmostASenior05: acutally, i ditched him..
AlmostASenior05: so yea,
ForsakenProdigy: yeah whatever
ForsakenProdigy: denial is such a bitch
ForsakenProdigy: but so are youi
ForsakenProdigy: guess you two are destined
AlmostASenior05: ever seen him cry? he can be soo sentimental.
ForsakenProdigy: yeah but then i rub my beaver in his face
ForsakenProdigy: he perks right up then
AlmostASenior05: aww.. that's so sweet..
ForsakenProdigy: he thinks its a sweet taste
ForsakenProdigy: he says its like peaches and honey
ForsakenProdigy: rather than the limburger and brussel sprout smell you had
AlmostASenior05: peaches?
ForsakenProdigy: he tells me that you smell worse than a wet dog
ForsakenProdigy: my name isnt jessica
ForsakenProdigy: actually its savanna
ForsakenProdigy: =]
AlmostASenior05: that's great..
ForsakenProdigy: just kidding
ForsakenProdigy: its lucas
AlmostASenior05: don't give a shit.. you could be cody's friggin mom for all i care.. all i know is that a few lines up, you screwed up...
ForsakenProdigy: he calls me momma
AlmostASenior05: oh i'm sure.. does he call ya peaches to?
ForsakenProdigy: peaches n creme
ForsakenProdigy: but in pubic, he calls me jess
ForsakenProdigy: for short
AlmostASenior05: uh huh.. see now, you're just boring me..
ForsakenProdigy: public*
ForsakenProdigy: blocking in 3
ForsakenProdigy: 2
ForsakenProdigy: 1
AlmostASenior05: bye
ForsakenProdigy: ForsakenProdigy is no longer signed on.

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AlmostASenior05: can you sing to me?
SmarterChild: Do mi so do so mi do...
AlmostASenior05: more
SmarterChild: More, more, more. Haven't you had enough?
AlmostASenior05: no
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
AlmostASenior05: sing to me
SmarterChild: Shoobee doobee doobee...
AlmostASenior05: sing to me
SmarterChild: La la la la...
AlmostASenior05: sing to me
SmarterChild: Fly me to the moon, da da dee doo bee doo bee doo...
AlmostASenior05: sing to me
SmarterChild: Do re mi fa sol la ti do.
AlmostASenior05: you already said that
SmarterChild: That right?
AlmostASenior05: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
AlmostASenior05: oh my
SmarterChild: What's up?
AlmostASenior05: i just realized that it could never work out between us
SmarterChild: ? I think so.
AlmostASenior05: Yes, do you have a dick?
SmarterChild: No...
AlmostASenior05: Then that's a problem..
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
AlmostASenior05: Well yea, what are you gonna use?
SmarterChild: I'd rather not tell you what I'm gonna use.
AlmostASenior05: Oh really? Than i don't think i wanna find out
SmarterChild: No kidding?
AlmostASenior05: How could i have been so stupid? All this time i thought i'd finally found someone who cares for me, and you don't even have a dick..
SmarterChild: I just don't know! What are your thoughts on that?
AlmostASenior05: Lmao.. You think this is funny don't you?
SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that.
AlmostASenior05: I DON'T THINK THIS IS FUNNY!!! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!
SmarterChild: Hmm...

>>> Lookin' for love? Try this.
AlmostASenior05: huh?
SmarterChild: Huh?
AlmostASenior05: what is that
SmarterChild: What's what?
AlmostASenior05: this
SmarterChild: What about this?
AlmostASenior05: nevermind spaz
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
AlmostASenior05: back to the penis problem
SmarterChild: Back to the penis problem? I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.
AlmostASenior05: You're the one that doesn't have a dick... And i'm supposed to be comfortable with that?
SmarterChild: Good question. But I don't think I want to answer that.
AlmostASenior05: Oh, ic... Giving me the cold shoulder now?
SmarterChild: What a question! I don't know, though.
AlmostASenior05: I see, you hate me don't you?
SmarterChild: You see SUBVERB2.subject SUBVERB2.verb I hate you? Yeah, I think so.
AlmostASenior05: what?
SmarterChild: ?
AlmostASenior05: Do you hate me?
SmarterChild: No way! I love you.
AlmostASenior05: Awww... That's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me!
SmarterChild: No way? Really?
AlmostASenior05: Yea!
SmarterChild: K.
AlmostASenior05: You're so sweet..
SmarterChild: Thx.
AlmostASenior05: Will you marry me?
SmarterChild: I don't think so. What would your parents say?
AlmostASenior05: We can work around them and your little problem..
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. We can work around them and I'm little problem? That's rather fascinating.
AlmostASenior05: you confuse me sometimes...
SmarterChild: There's no way I confuse you sometimes!
AlmostASenior05: But that's kinda kinky... I like it
SmarterChild: Oh really?
AlmostASenior05: oh yes.. Gimme more!
SmarterChild: Is that so?
AlmostASenior05: please?
SmarterChild: Please what?
AlmostASenior05: give me more?
SmarterChild: Good question. What do you think is the answer?
AlmostASenior05: yes
SmarterChild: I hear you.
AlmostASenior05: give me some baby
SmarterChild: Give you some baby?
AlmostASenior05: that's what i said
SmarterChild: Well OK then!

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
AlmostASenior05: That's not what i mean
SmarterChild: Whoa.

>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
AlmostASenior05: I mean, whip it out..
SmarterChild: Aha.
AlmostASenior05: Let me see what i have to work with here..
SmarterChild: Uh... I'll think about it, Molly.
AlmostASenior05: Hey, you know my name!
SmarterChild: Molly!
AlmostASenior05: that's a plus!
SmarterChild: Oh?
AlmostASenior05: Well babe, i think i'm gonna go post this on Nutang..
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say babe you think you'm gonna go post this on nutang.
AlmostASenior05: Because i'm gonna..
SmarterChild: Because you're going to, huh?
AlmostASenior05: Chat with you later hunny!
SmarterChild: What?
AlmostASenior05: bye
SmarterChild: Nice to meet you, Molly. See you later.

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He's so sexy.. but i can't figure out how to keep his head in the friggin pic...

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Ok, so it is currently 8:23 an i have ABSOLUTLY nothing to do... All three kids are in bed, and i'm gonna be here till midnight... If any of you are reading this any time soon and feel bad for me, add AlmostASenior05 to your AIM buddy list and TALK TO ME!!!

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Well, since people like Brandon get upset when i don't update, here ya go...

So we'll start with the fact that my eye hurts...

Then we'll move to gym class this morning... Sam got pegged in the head with the ball so we did some tae-bo...

Now we're in computer class... It sux...



"It's dark... It's all dark..." (The wise words of our computer-impaired apps teacher...)


So now i'm bored... *sigh*

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