I got these from drunkenmaster's page!



Q: Who makes more a prostitue or a crack dealer?

A: A prostatute because she can wash her crack and sell it again.




So this guy dies with an erection. His wife takes him to the mortician and the mortician cant fit him in the casket, so the wife tells him to cut his dick off and shove it up his ass. At the funeral his wife looks down at him and sees a tear in his eye. She bends over and says, "I told you it hurt you bastard."




Q: How do you break a blondes nose?


A: Put a dildo under a glass table!

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