Saturday, May 10, 2003

STATUS: content

Well, today was a pretty good day. I spent quality time with one of my friends and had plenty of time to myself as well.

Sunday, May 11, 2003

STATUS: ...thinking.....

So yes I have plenty to write and not enough patience to do the typing. Ya know, if people would just listen to my advice everyone would get along so much better. But then there'd be no reason to have me around so i guess it all evens out. Oh well.

A couple of days ago I was told by this one woman in my class a pretty accurate description of my personality I guess it woul be. And this description was told for no really apparent reason and I hd only met her that day and known her for all of probably one hour. It went along the lines of something like this: that I have philosophical and romantic tendencies (which I guess if you're reading this journal you may see) and that I give a lot of myself to others without really getting anything to fill me back up. It was described as me being a pitcher that fills many cups that being many different people but that I never get replenished from an outside source. I found that to be pretty accurate but if you disagree please tell me and enlighten me bc I'm open for analysis.

I have found that I have horrible taste in guys and must work towards refining it to bigger and better things. Wait, that came out wrong. Well, you knwo what I meant. So, with that aside let's beign to dissect what qualities a good guy should possess.

intelligence
humor
compassion
an affinity for children
sensitive (but not more than I am)
attractive (yes, this is my shallow side coming out)
height (should be taller than me, yes more shallowness)
These are just a couple, but the first five are essential.

*singing*....dress you up in my love, in my loove, all over your body.....

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED: Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. *not my original work, taken from I have no idea where

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5-7 STATUS: hmmm..........in english............... Well, my writing has been erratic to say the least. But what can I say? It's hard to control what you have no control over. Yes, you may laugh at me, I know how sound. I have come to the conclusion that learning to do all my work and practice good study habits would be very beneficial. I have also found that lately I have been coming to many coclusions. 5-8 STATUS:feeling old Well I have no idea what to really write. Times are changing and i guess so am i? Not really though, just sentimental. I miss my old dear friends but it's like once time has passed can we really just pick up friendships again? I truly do hope so. So, from now on I shall be attempting to bridge the gaps between the old and the new. You know as sappy as it may seem, "make new friends but keep the oo-ld," Kelly knows what I'm talking about. It's like I have this huge desire to go camping and just take everyone along so we can make memories again. Maybe it will happen. Maybe not. Who knows?

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STATUS: contemplative

Well, seeing as I am in an English lab right now, I am quite booooored. Anywayses, I have come to the conclusion that I should marry someone with a lot of money. But that has yet to be put into action......

Today was an average day, as far as I can tell. There were no earth shattering events but neither were there any crappy events. All in all I do believe I can be content with mediocrity. yeah, sure

I do not fancy myself to be a romantic but after hearing some rather alarming news of very pragmatic future plans, I have become aware of my slightly romantic tendencies. The thought of not marrying for love but for convenience is something that I am not quite comfortable with. Sure, I joke about marrying for money but I could not condemn myself to having such an ill fate. I guess I'm just not made of strong enough material to be so cold. I think I may admire those who do have the strength to have such convictions and act on them.

Take a gander: ¢¼~I do not cry because you do not love me, but because you think I love YOU.~¢¼

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STATUS: I'm sooo screwed!!!! Yeah well as you may know I hate my english class and yeah I have a truckload of work to do for it so yeah that's what i wil be tackling for quite a while. Anywayses, my dog had puppies today! woohoo! yay! they are soooo cute! But yeah I just want to play with them all day but they just want to sleep.... Ya know, recently it seems like everyone has been trying to get me hooked up with someone and I'm just not feeling it. From my niece to my bro-in-law to everyday friends, it's just like soo, how about you and so-and-so... But for the first time ever I have nothing! and I'm not terribly upset about it either. I mean I have no problem conversing and just hanging out with people and I think that people just may enjoy my company too. However,I don't know if they enjoy my company b/c i'm so nice or b/c they can't resist laughing at me. Yes, @t me, not WITH me, but at me. BIG DIFFERENCE, yet, same difference. SYLLOGISM®-word for the day- love that word, just rolls of my tongue.....

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STATUS: a little of this and that Today, of course, was my lazy day (as are many of my others). I sat around pondering the peculiarity of my position as a middle child and have come to the conclusion that I was left out. I think cashing in on my situation should work very well. However i have yet to really determine just how exactly i should use my position. This will be left for an other day's work. SO, I talked to my friend Sarah today and have found out that she is the closest to becoming a mother out of all our friends. She has yet to marry but still we need someone to have kid b/c it's expected of course. I am automatically weeded out of the mother pool due to 1) the fact that I have no man and 2) I have no maternal instincts left in me. These among other very considerate reasons, like the fact that no one wants any mini-me's running around, are why I will not be having any children in the near future, if ever. Now don't get me wrong I love children and am working towards becoming an elementary school teacher, to the dismay of many people I know, but i would just like to wait until you know some random guy comes along umm..........perhaps MY HUSBAND???But that may just be a little too idealistic for today's world.

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