1. steal free stuff. 2. cuss at old people. 3. try to microwave aluminum foil...on purpose. 4. are secretly in-love with someone, but teases them on a daily basis. 5. forget to buy your spouse a gift for your anniversary and cancel dinner because the superbowl's on. 6. learned that glue was made out of horses so you tried to eat it. 7. thought 6 was afraid of 7 because it had a social disorder. 8. shoot the teacher for an April fool's joke. 9. thought that you were gay, but you weren't attracted to people of the same sex. 10. started to drool and become blank-minded whe i told you the joke of devorced barbie.

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hello cruel world, yet again another day...of hell...and much much sadness. Hello leif, whats up? what is YOUR S/N because i'm still grounded and i'll have to IM you later...mmkay.azuregurl...what were you talking about in your comment?.It made no sense. hah. me [melinda wrote this thing for her..eh. yes.] GO MARY J AND STONER GUY! ...and matt...

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i REALLY shouldn't have told so many people about Nutang...but i guess its my fault...it always is. but i only told one person, and that was stacey...hm..stacey...i only told one person and it's as if my whole friggen' school has a nutang now...i dont really like the wannabe ppl here...tch. HI LEIF! hahaha, sorry.

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You came from the darkness. Non-trusting, you most
likely will spend most of your life alone.

Where did you come from?
brought to you by Quizilla hee hee, it's just oh-so-true!

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Hey everybody! Happy Chinese New Year! remember, eat all of your noodles {longivity} and oranges/tangerines {good fortune!} also, PAINT YOUR DOOR RED! yay! Bring luck and good fortune to your family for years to come! don't forget to stuff your face with moon cakes! i know i will! but dont eat to many, you'll get fat. Im not fat, but i know people who just got gigantic because of moon cakes and dumplings ^^; hahh. ONE MORE TING! ITS THE YEAR OF THE MONKEY!!! gosh, my white friends dont know the difference...im not calling you guys stupid, just believe me when i say it. or like what mrs. thornton calls, "THE YEAR OF THE MICHAEL" haha, if you know him, you'll get the joke. okayyyyyy...off i go to stuff yummyness into my face!

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wowzers...oh my stinky crapness! my profile font thingies dont work anymore!! haha, i feel so stupid right now. Like, 3/4 of my profile is all black! {if you want to read it, you have to highlight it all with your cursor...} deng...not cool. GOSHNESSS!! hey simplythi, even though you do all those things that you're gonna fix as a new years resolution, you STILL LOOK VERY VERY VERY VERY YOUNG!! hahaha, i had to get that about of my system. okay, its out :p okie dokie den..

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