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So, Jenny McCarthy has been discovered saying that she likes to leave her bra on while fucking her boyfriend, Jim Carrey. Reason being: she can't stand her tits and think that they are fugly. Direct quote:

"I do have a C-section scar that goes right across with the shelf that hangs over. I've got stretch marks. After childbirth, boobs hang down. I will not have sex without my bra. I can't stand it when they just slither past my arms and lay flat like pancakes... I'm insecure with the rest of them."

I am a girl with some fairly large sized knockers. 38DDs, no lie, srsly. I must say that, my boobs are quite awesome, and they don't sag. One of the perks of sleeping in my bra, and being slept with while in one as well. Eventually they will sag, even without bearing children, gravity tends to get its revenge on women as blessed as I with a gift only God could bear. Till then, I'm still going to wear a bra while Adam and I screw like rabbits--he has no complaints.

I'm sure Jim Carrey wouldn't mind Jenny's teets, I bet he even does his best impression of Fire Marshall Bill while doing her doggy style. It's just a hose.

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