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This is just the day to day encounter by most of the kids at home[i believed] which it happened to me once .. and still happening... so hope you enjoy reading..

P.S: I wrote it and didnt mean to offend anyone.. if i happen to do so.. im sorry

A.K = Ambitious Kid
O.P = Obnoxious Parents

A.K: Pa, I want to be rich someday. [putting a huge smile from ear to ear]
O.P: Rich? Go study, don��t you dare to fail your paper again, or I��ll whack you.

A.K: Pa, I want to be a famous singer/actor one day, just like all the Hong Kong and Hollywood movie star.
O.P: [Laughing and make a disgusting face] Is a very complicated industry, moreover, you can��t sing or dance, not even act, so go back to your room and stop dreaming.

A.K: Pa, I want to be famous, maybe one day I��ll be the Prime Minister.
O.P: [Angry] where is your report card? Your teacher called, you failed your exam again. Oh gosh, I named you over our PM hope you can be like him one day. But you failed all your exam, and still dare to dream of becoming future PM.

A.K: Pa, I want to save the world, stop pollution, recycle and make the world a better living place.
O.P: GO CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM, only then you can tell me you want to save the world.

A.K: Pa, look at my drawing, teacher give me an A, I wanted to be an art artist one day. That��s my passion towards my future.
O.P: Your teacher must be blind, even a kindy student can draw a better art than you. Now go study and stop dreaming.

A.K: [Daughter] Pa, Ma, we should recycle, imagine all the papers that you guys been throwing away . If recycle we can save lots of tree
O.P: [ignore]
A.K: [Son] Pa, Ma we should recycle, don��t use so much paper. Recycle.. Go Green Go Green.
O.P: Okay son, we will go green, we going to recycle. [when talk to the relative.. Look my son is so ambitious]

A.K: Pa I want to be an astronomer or an Egyptologist.
O.P: Are you stupid? This world is about MONEY, do both job give you money like I��m doing now?

A.K: Pa, I want to study abroad, so I can learn more things instead of theory.
O.P: NO, why study abroad when locally you can complete your study. Look at your friends, they also ended up back to home country.

A.K: Pa, I have this idea of doing business�K
O.P: Stop dreaming, I eat more salt than you, I have experience in this, go get a job.

A.K:[1st time baking] OMG, why the cookies are so soft.
O.P: Cause you are stupid, don��t waste my ingredients next time.

A.K:[Reading a book] Pa, teacher said, we must read more books, so it will helps us in future. [continue reading]
O.P: Wasting time, come help me take this to the customer. And don't waste my money buying all those books.

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