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| Job Description for Parents Friday. 6.1.07 10:27 am
I got this from a friend of mine... do enjoy...
PARENT - Job DescriptionIf it had been presented this way, Idon't believe any of us would have done it!!!!POSITION:Mom, Mommy, Mama, MaDad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, PopJOB DESCRIPTION:Long-term team players needed for challenging permanent workin an often chaotic environment.Candidates must possess excellent communication andorganizational skills and be willing to work variable hours,which will include evenings and weekends and frequent24-hour shifts on call.Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitivecamping sites on rainy weekends and endless sportstournaments in faraway cities!Travel expenses not reimbursed.Extensive courier duties also required.RESPONSIBILITIES:The rest of your life.Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, untilsomeone needs $5.Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule andbe able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat incase, this time, the screams from the backyard are notsomeone just crying wolf.Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges,such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets,and stuck zippers.Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars, and coordinateproduction of multiple homework projects.Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings forclients of all ages and mental outlooks.Must be willing to be indispensable one minute and anembarrassment the next.Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a halfmillion cheap plastic toys and battery-operated devices.Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.Must assume final, complete accountability for the qualityof the end product.Responsibilities also include floor maintenance andjanitorial work throughout the facility.POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION:If you are lucky, you may be promoted to the position ofGrandparent. Of course, you must still retain and fulfillall the responsibilities of Parent while assuming the newtitle and job responsibilities of Grandparent.PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:None required, unfortunately. On-the-job training offered ona continually exhausting basis.WAGES AND COMPENSATION:Get this! You pay them!Offering frequent raises and bonuses.A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of theassumption that college will help them become financiallyindependent.When you die, you give them whatever is left.The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is thatyou actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.BENEFITS:While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuitionreimbursement, no paid holidays, and no stock options areoffered, this job supplies limitless opportunities forpersonal growth and free hugs and kisses for life if youplay your cards right.
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A Suggestion box or a donation box? Monday. 6.4.07 8:38 am Deary Diary,
As usual i always do some grocery shopping with my parents once i'm at PG... and it end up with a joke of the day for me... do u know why?
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The Ambitious Kid and the Obnoxious Parents Tuesday. 1.6.09 2:11 am Dear Diary,
This is just the day to day encounter by most of the kids at home[i believed] which it happened to me once .. and still happening... so hope you enjoy reading..
P.S: I wrote it and didnt mean to offend anyone.. if i happen to do so.. im sorry
A.K = Ambitious Kid
O.P = Obnoxious Parents
A.K: Pa, I want to be rich someday. [putting a huge smile from ear to ear]
O.P: Rich? Go study, don��t you dare to fail your paper again, or I��ll whack you.
A.K: Pa, I want to be a famous singer/actor one day, just like all the Hong Kong and Hollywood movie star.
O.P: [Laughing and make a disgusting face] Is a very complicated industry, moreover, you can��t sing or dance, not even act, so go back to your room and stop dreaming.
A.K: Pa, I want to be famous, maybe one day I��ll be the Prime Minister.
O.P: [Angry] where is your report card? Your teacher called, you failed your exam again. Oh gosh, I named you over our PM hope you can be like him one day. But you failed all your exam, and still dare to dream of becoming future PM.
A.K: Pa, I want to save the world, stop pollution, recycle and make the world a better living place.
O.P: GO CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM, only then you can tell me you want to save the world.
A.K: Pa, look at my drawing, teacher give me an A, I wanted to be an art artist one day. That��s my passion towards my future.
O.P: Your teacher must be blind, even a kindy student can draw a better art than you. Now go study and stop dreaming.
A.K: [Daughter] Pa, Ma, we should recycle, imagine all the papers that you guys been throwing away . If recycle we can save lots of tree
O.P: [ignore]
A.K: [Son] Pa, Ma we should recycle, don��t use so much paper. Recycle.. Go Green Go Green.
O.P: Okay son, we will go green, we going to recycle. [when talk to the relative.. Look my son is so ambitious]
A.K: Pa I want to be an astronomer or an Egyptologist.
O.P: Are you stupid? This world is about MONEY, do both job give you money like I��m doing now?
A.K: Pa, I want to study abroad, so I can learn more things instead of theory.
O.P: NO, why study abroad when locally you can complete your study. Look at your friends, they also ended up back to home country.
A.K: Pa, I have this idea of doing business�K
O.P: Stop dreaming, I eat more salt than you, I have experience in this, go get a job.
A.K:[1st time baking] OMG, why the cookies are so soft.
O.P: Cause you are stupid, don��t waste my ingredients next time.
A.K:[Reading a book] Pa, teacher said, we must read more books, so it will helps us in future. [continue reading]
O.P: Wasting time, come help me take this to the customer. And don't waste my money buying all those books.
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FAQ During Family Reunion @@���� Tuesday. 12.2.08 1:55 am Dear Diary,
Chinese new year is around the corner, more so my cousin��s wedding is around the corner, and hence the family reunion being brought forward. So, frequently what do the relative do when meeting each other? Chit chatting, eating, talking non stop, cam whoring and continue eating non stop and busy bodying�K :P
Why I put in the FAQ session today was, mostly every time the similar questions they gonna asked me when they meet me. In random order.
Q1 : When r u getting married? (particular this question will be asked during my coming soon cousin wedding)
A1: Tomorrow (yup I keep telling them im marrying tomorrow grr)
Q2 : Do you have a bf? (Mostly they shot this question at my parents)
A2 : A lot, all over the world, which one do you mean.
Q3 : Why are you so fat? (this question always asked by my cousins)
A3 : IDK, Ask my parents, I��m not fat, is healthy hahah
Q4 : Do you remember u used to cry more than 20 times a day? (specifically asked by my uncle)
A4 : Yes I know �K what to do , ppl bully me ma.
Q5 : Where are you working now?
A5 : with my parents (:@) (although they know the answer
Q6 : Oh work with parents ah, good la, tauke kia (boss�� daughter)
A6 : haha ok ok la
Q7 : Why you laugh so loud? (my cousin asked me this question cause I always make jokes and I laugh together)
A7 : Happy ma�K :P
Q8 : Where is your bf? Didn��t bring him here?
A8 : So far away, you sponsor air ticket?
Q9 : When are you going to KL?
A9 : not sure yet
Q10 : How did u come here?
A10 : Drive la
Q11 : Where is ur brothers?
A11 : IDK (lol ppl love to ask this when they dont see them) haha
Q12 : Woah you drive alone? (mostly ppl that don��t allow their daughters to drive long distance get surprise by my skill Hahahah I know im cool :P)
A12 : Yes
Q13 : How old r u ?
A13 : 19XX
Reply : Oh Still young, @@''
To be continue�K might have version 2, ill dropped down all the questions they asked me during the reunion�K :P
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