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Sunday 4.10.05 10:22 pm

The past few days have been pretty cool. Nothing too interesting to speak of during the regular week, though. On Friday, I got to spend a bit of time with someone I never really get to talk to anymore while I sort of helped her with an essay. But we kept getting kicked out of the libraries we went to for some reason, which was incredibly annoying since she only got one of the two essays done and I couldn't finish my second. After we gave up, we got some food and whatnot and sat at a table outside of Starbucks to eat. Some crazy asian lady sat at the table next to ours and started asking some really inane questions and, after she got done asking those, some kind of personal ones. I was trying to shut her up, 'cause my friend got on the phone, but she started howling as she talked about people cussing her out in LA... I can't imagine why that would've happened. Anyway, it was later brought to my attention that she sounded exactly like Miss Swan from Mad TV and I'd really have to agree with that. We left for class since I really couldn't stand the lady anymore and sat around cracking jokes about the art for about two hours. I was planning on walking home, but my friend offered to have her mom drive me so I didn't have to.

And then yesterday, I had Art History again. I only had about three hours of sleep since I was up until four waiting for something, but I still went and made it on time. We sat around for four hours, discussing anorexics and pedophilia during the breaks, and a few of us met up to go to San Francisco after class. Said friend from yesterday didn't have money, apparently, so I ended up paying for her BART ticket. My friend Casey was supposed to meet us there, but, no, first her mom wouldn't drive her, then she gave up and left me a message to meet her at her house. We ended up going to the Apple Store where we lost my friend from yesterday to her boyfriend, which was cool since she seemed happy. Afterwards, Wenji decided he really needed to pee, so he literally ran over to Old Navy and upstairs to their bathrooms. I figured I might as well follow them, which proved amusing when he ran in a complete circle on the second floor trying to find the bathroom. Great fun. We left Old Navy and my stalk-o-vision went off, everyone was impressed, and I opted to move on quickly so I wouldn't sit there all day. We hit up the Metreon so Tom could get a PSP *coughs*rich*coughs* and then we went back over to Rasputin. I was thoroughly disgusted with their selection this time, but, since no one wanted to hit the Haight, I lived with it. Afterwards, Wenji really wanted to eat, so we walked around until we found, you guessed it, a Burger King. We all ordered and sat and then I saw a guy with the hottest pants I've ever seen. Seriously. And since I never learned his name, it's Mr. Hot Pants (I thought he might be gay, also...) I was very tempted to go over and ask him where he bought them, and everyone was telling me to go do it, but then a friend of his came over to him and destroyed my confidence. When we finished eating, though, I figured I might as well go ask. And I did. It turns out he was from Germany (and he was 19, by the way. And not gay) and he got them there. We had a little chat over where he lived also, but then I left to go share my exploits with Todd and Tom. Wenji missed it, unfortunately, because he apparently has a bladder the size of a fry box. We wandered around for a while after that and Tom looked for a memory stick for his PSP but didn't find one. We got back on BART and I called Casey, who said she was in the city and that she'd meet me somewhere tomorrow with a friend (who has yet to call and tell me anything since I asked her last night), and went home.

I don't suppose any of that was two interesting, but I'm still really happy I got to spend some time with a friend I never talk to anymore. It's nice to see her smile once in a while.

I'm not looking forward to Tuesday, though. We're doing STAR testing and it's going to bug the hell out of me. Waking up early everyday, not really seeing people I like to talk with, and it pretty much eliminates all the things that make me want to go to school. That is, all the upsides of going. But alas, it will be done, and things will return to normal afterwards.

Later, DS
~ Quickly! I threw 'em heathens inta tha river an' they do be lookin' angry.

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hey, ehm...
I'm still tryin` to understand wha ur tryin` to say here: You provide comical relief/interesting discussion ideas on occasion. It*s always a shame to lose that. //lol, sorry.. im havin` a little trouble understanding that. . . .
» Sha_Sha on 2005-04-12 12:40:17

EHH, i hate essays. lol ..
» Sha_Sha on 2005-04-12 12:41:19

I've always wanted to be friends w/a gay guy cuhs they're cool. You can tell them ANYTHiNG. I kinda got that from will&grace... buh i thought it would be hekka COOL. haha.
» Sha_Sha on 2005-04-12 12:43:00

HAHAHA, you really think so? alright.. *being happy, cuhs i look older w/my black frame glasses* HAHA, woot! Thanks, Rob[:
» Sha_Sha on 2005-04-23 11:10:09

that would be disturbing. that girl that sits next to me is insanely weird. apparently, she has a boyfriend in florida.. so i dont think she thinks i'm hot. at least, i hope not.
» dis1girl on 2005-04-24 08:16:40

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