The creator of this joke, unfortuneately, did not suffer from a terrible mental affliction called "sanity", therefore, viewer's discretion is advised.
Of course, I meant well.

A girl had moved to a new town. She found it odd that the mansion that she is standing in front of had costed her so little, and its previous owner had been in a hurry to dispose of it.
After she moved in, she noticed that her neighbors were casting peculiar glances at her. She questioned one of her neighbours.
The neighbour explained that a girl had been murdered in that mansion by her boyfriend. The body was never found, and it was suspected that the boy put the body in the wall.
That night, when the girl slept, she kept on seeing shadows on the bedroom wall. Unable to convince herself that it was merely that shadows of trees outside, swaying with the wind, she decided to dig into the wall and find out the truth.
After half an hour of gruesome digging, she was shocked to find an eye beneath the crumbling brickwork. Needless to say, she was terrified.
The eye moved and became a mouth, and said, "Neighbour, stop digging into my wall!?

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The creator of this joke, unfortuneately, did not suffer from a terrible mental affliction called "sanity", therefore, viewer's discretion is advised.
Of course, I meant well.

A child, at the age of 3, was unable to say any word else that the number "13", and he kept on chanting it over and over.
The parents, naturally worried, sent the child to a shrink. The shrink decided to follow the boy in order to investigate.
The child wandered into a forest, and the shrink shadowed him. All went well until they reached a clearing. The shrink could no longer see where the child was. There was a well in the middle of the clearing. Afraid that the child had fallen in, he went to the well and looked down.
The child crept up behind him, pulled the shrink's leg out from underneath him and shoved the shrink into the well.
THe the child chanted, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14"

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This joke is completely insane and doeesn't make sense, please attempt very hard to enjoy it.
Of course, I meant well

A birl flew past the corn field everyday.
One night, the corn field caught on fire, and all the corn turned to popcorn.
THe next day, when the bird came, it looked down and froze to death.

Don't get it? Imagine a field covered with popcorn, and you're seeing it from half a mile above.

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Wow my last joke got some girls angry... now let's do one on the other isde of the story, although many of you would have heard it.

God first made men, then women.
Of course, you should always do the rough draft before the master piece

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I heard this joke from my friend, who kindly forgot to tell me that even though the story was in first-person, he wasn't the guy in the joke, which lead me to tease him for about 20 minutes regarding the subject; therefore, i will declare that I wasn't the guy in the joke... CLEAR?
It was the first day of school, and I got this girl in every one of my classes. She was so cute. In every class, I kept on trying to sit next to her, and succeeded in all cases. I wanted to ask her out so bad... but I was also way too nervous. I thought: she is very nice, the only way she can refuse is she was a lesbian. Finally I worked up the courage to ask her afterschool, and what came out of my mouth was, "Are you a lesbian?".

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A famous author wished to visit a particular book store.
Upon hearing this news, the manager of the bookstore was overjoyed and told the employees to take all the books else than the books of that author off the shelf.
When the author arrived, he asked, "What happened to all the other books?"
The manager's face turned white as a sheet as he answered, "They were all sold out."

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