I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

Great, isn't it? :D

(About the length, not the death, unless he was an asshole?)

You're drinking something from a glass and your mouth gets stuck in it because of suction. So you pull and pull at it and smash into the counter, where the glass shatters and stabs you in the face, going deep enough to reach your brain and kill you.

Some guy who fries his brain cells thinking of what to write on his next blog entry.

(What's with all the brains?)

Can you really kill yourself that way? Seems like I'd be dead by now if that was possible.

And I dunno what's with the brains. One of the quickest ways to kill yourself is to take out your brain though...

Running into a wall repeatedly until you just kill yourself.

Eating 5 tons of orange peel.
I think this is relatively original.

If you ate five tons of anything I think you'd die. :P

Doing this could get you killed, I'm pretty sure.

You are on a plane to Seattle when suddenly a gang announces themselves to be terriorists and shoot billions and dillions of bullets at everyone.
However, you survive.
After accidentally killing the pilot, the terriorists blow up the plane, and pieces of metal and flesh fly to random spots on a 5km radius.
However, you survive.
You find yourself on an unknown island. Soon, you are hunted by tribesmen. They throw billions and dillions of sharpened spear that are specially designed for piercing people who has recently fallen 30 thousand feet.
However, you survive.
You know you are in the Pacific Ocean and know that you are approximately 5km away from Seattle, so you swim for it. Pirates and sea-creatures come out of nowhere and attack you. The pirates fire billions and dillions of cannon balls at you while the sea-creatures bite you with billions and dillions of spear-like flesh-ripping teeth that specialize in eating off of people who are planning to go to Seattle.
However, you survive.
You somehow reach Seattle; however, it's dark and gangsters are everywhere. Gangsters throw billions and dillions of colorful words at you, burning your eardrums and frying your hair.
However, you survive.
You make it to a store and because you've sweat a total of 10 gallons of sweat, you are very thirsty, so you buy a bunch of drinks. However, since you've exercised oh-so-much, your body temperature is now above 213 degrees Farenheit, and the water you drink all evaporates in your body and go out your broken eardrums and hair holes on your head.
However, you survive.
You run towards the hospital with all the strength you can muster, which could rival that of a T-rex. The clerk at the counter tells you to go to the Emergency room. But the Emergency room is already filled with broken terriorists, broken tribesmen, broken pirates, broken sea-creatures, and broken gangsters. The doctor makes you wait more than 2 days outside the room. However, in exactly 1 day 23 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds, you die of dehydration.

Can your body really get up to that temperature...?

You're taking a driving test and you skid out of control, so the instructor hits the brake on the passenger's side too hard(I just learned about this from my friend Angie!) and the car flips over and you both die.

U are in a pool like this one right here

and U have something reallly heavy in the side hanging off the roof, causing the pool to tilt over and break off the roof... or if it get separated from the roof in like an earthquake or something, and falls and lands on some unfourante person below....

I found a few real death cases and put them up on my latest blog. These are really interesting.
Have a look if you're interested. =3

I posted the entry before realizing that putting it here could be better. Sorry rj. =o

I forgive you... :|

You're a guy getting your hair cut pretty short, and the person doing it is using a razor and they accidentally slash the back of your neck. HOWEVER, this does not kill you. Rather, you just freak out when you see the blood, jump up from the chair, and run into a mirror, which crashes down and stabs you in various places.

You can die because your vital organs get severely damaged or from blood loss.