I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

stabbing someone through the stomach with a crucifix ... there we go...

wow 21 pages! craziness!
@hmdaswani, I think we already did death by stampede, but that would mean having to go back through 21 pages of deaths to find it. :P

Wow. This IS crazy. XD

I dunno if this one was already taken:
Cow's Melancholy Attack Disease.

got it from the Seventh Sanctum. XD

I started the longest thread ever. :P

"Kicking randomjunk off of the popularity throne and killing the longest thread ever. Then get ripped apart by viruses sent by dave."

Great way to die, no?

How dare you kill my thread!??! >:0

Getting hunted down by a bunch of crazy sadistic British boys, then getting speared with sharpened sticks.

(Courtesy of Lord of the Flies)

death by choking on your own vomit

*Gag*

Getting pushed off a cliff onto a rock, where you break all your bones/your head cracks open.

(Also courtesy of Lord of the Flies)

Haha! Lord of the Flies was good...I don't think any of these have been said yet:

Being torn open by someone or something's bare hands/paws/fingernails, etc.

Eaten alive by a cannibal.

That would be kind of horrible... be like "Oh um... well you've eaten my leg... I'm just wondering, are you full yet? I mean you know, I'd like to get going and not be eaten and all... if it's not too much... and you don't even have a fridge, so I'll just go bad...."

:P

Having some asian lady cut your hair, but she does a really bad job and stabs you in various places, gouging out your eyes, and ripping your brain to shreds. Then after you're dead she demands a tip.