Ron Mexico doesn't see any cold sores. Do you?

SOHH.com correspondent Anthony recently had the pleasure of conversing with the since-eliminated Kelly Jay, better known to us as Beautuful. Much to our advantage, reading and listening pleasure, Ant chops it up with the fellow Chicago native and gets her to come out of her shell more than even Flavor would have liked in the first official interview since her departure.

As her namesake suggests, homegirl was for damn sure one of the prettiest girls to grace the series. I was well surprised that she got the boot. Unfortunately, ain’t enough misspelled beauty in the world to endure the herp if that indeed is what was poppin (or otherwise festering) on her grill.

“I really don’t think it was fair because, you know, he said it may have had something to do with this whole cold sore thing. Now, if there was any truth to me having a cold sore everyone in the house would have had one. So I think that he should have probably looked into that situation before he just cut me and said that I wasn’t aggressive.”

Agreed. I would have investigated before I sent Kelly Jay packing just based on the word of a few scallywhops playing The Housewife Game (and all failing miserably, if you ask me). This leads me to believe that he had other motives for sending The Beautuful One packing.

The model/actor who do hurr (hair) on the side tells SOHH.com that she joined the show with the sole intention of getting to know Flavor better and hopefully walking away from the series with his affections. I know better than to base opinions on appearance, but what a mismatch this would have been had she gotten her wish.

“Flav said that I wasn’t aggressive enough, or aggressive like the other girls. Well… I’m not the other girls and my approach is totally different—”

Kelly drove home the point that she wasn’t standoffish, but refused to resort to ho-tactics to win Flavor Flav over. Unlike others who ass-clap morse code and give stooch facials to any man that still has at least 3 of his 5 senses, Beautuful maintained her reserve and is proud to say that she was able to walk away from the ordeal with her dignity intact.

Contrary to a couple of accounts we received last season, she claims that the show is most certainly unscripted and spontaneous. However, completely in line with what we’ve already established, she feels the editing is slick as all get out and has purpose. On the subject of keeping shit real and respectful, she had a finger to point. One of the girls won her vote for "Fake Bitch of the Year."

SOHH Anthony: Who would you say is the biggest drama queen?

Kelly Jay: I would probably have to say Krazy.

Strangely enough, she, Krazy and Shoulder Lean (Buckeey) hosted a party together in the Houston area this weekend. I wonder if there was any ill will at the affair.

SOHH: In retrospect would you have done anything differently to stay on the show or maybe get to know him a little bit longer?

KJ: Absolutely not because I feel like I’m real person and I was being myself and that’s all I can be.

Real talk… I would hope.

She cites having more hits on Myspace due to her involvement on the show. However, she wisely downplays how much being on the show will help her modeling career and other endeavors. Because well… it very well may not help. Shit, FOL alumnae have tried beefing with Ronaldinho to help their careers. It’s hard out there for a… FOL contestant.

SOHH: If it wasn’t you who would you say… would be the person that you think was like, really there for Flav and the person that most deserving of winning.

KJ: Honestly, I really couldn’t pick anybody... I think he would have to do the show all over again.

That’s right. She said it, folks. Notta nann notta bitch would even fit besides her!

Kelly still keeps in contact with Bootz and has had a few myspace hollerations with other contestants. Look for her in a couple of independent films in the near future. She's featured in Twista's calendar that will be released alongside his forthcoming album and she can also be seen cheesing it up on your favorite no-lye relaxer box.

Oh, I wish I were joking. Peep her Myspace flicks.

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Expect quite a few more of these. We appreciate Anthony taking care of this one for us. Daddy Mexico, however has interviews on-file with some of your favorite contestants… and much like last season, the shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
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While "Flavor of Love" contestant New York may have lost her man in last night's (October 15) finale of the popular VH1 reality series, she has gained something else - the starring role in her own VH1 spin-off series, "Flavorette."

As SOHH previously reported, VH1 has already well into production on the spin-off, which will feature New York (real nameTiffany Patterson) as the top prize in an elimination-based dating competition between 20 single guys, all looking to win the heart of the woman twice spurned by rapper Flavor Flav.

"These guys are so dramatic," Patterson was quoted in The New York Post. "They're worse than the women who were on season one and season two [of "Flavor of Love"]. This show is so chaotic, it's overboard, it's over-the-top, it's extreme and these guys know they're fighting for a wonderful woman so they've been at each other's throats and I'm flattered by it. I can't complain."

While VH1 has not yet determined when to premiere "Flavorette," it's expected that the show will air sometime in 2007. It's also safe to say that Patterson is finding the competition much more appealing the third time around.

"I like it when the guys go at each other," she said. "I'm a prize, I'm so worth it - frankly, it turns me on."

With only three contestants remaining, production is nearing an end and it is looking like New York may finally have a happy ending in store.

"There's one man in particular that I can definitely see myself living out the rest of my life with," Patterson told the Post.

VH1's decision to cast Patterson in a spinoff seems a logical choice, given her popularity with fans of the show and the constant controversy between herself and the other contestants on both seasons of "Flavor of Love."

"I would tell all those other women who gave me a hard time [on the show] that I want them to eat their hearts out," Patterson said. "They should just know that you cannot ever hold a good woman down, I'm doing my thing and I'm a real star, I was born a star, baby, and everyone needs to know that!"

Patterson's New York persona seemed to brush many of the ladies the wrong way, but things got particularly ugly in one elimination ceremony when she was spit on by another contestant - who has since claimed to be set up by producers who added special effects to increase the drama.

"It was real, and it was a bad moment," says New York. "To me, that person is a farm animal, she was bred, she was born in a stable of some sort."

[For more on "Flavor Of Love," check out SOHH's very own Ron Mexico and his "Flavor Of Love" blog.]

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* Duncan says...
* This beeyatch is ugly she look like a man...LOL..i mean damn he coulda done better...He A Bopper Though she f#@$ed the ni99a to win..LOL....what a hoe....
* Monday, 10-16-2006 @ 2:40pm

* Kidd says...
* Dat show gon be a trip. Eww who n da rite mind wants new york? ni99az in it 4 da spotlight str8 up
* Monday, 10-16-2006 @ 2:48pm

* ThatBrooklynBwah says...
* I want to see my girl NY go head to hoof against OMOROSA...is there a show big enough for the two of those heffas?
* Monday, 10-16-2006 @ 2:54pm

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New York writes about losing Flavor of Love 2

Dear Friends,

I realize many of you tuned in for the final episode last night and I can’t help but feel so blessed to have your unconditional love and support. I can proudly say that NY fans are among the most intelligent, diverse, top-notch group of people out there. NY fan’s have an understanding of how reality TV works and know what’s going to happen next, even before it is aired.

Please remember that the taping of the final episode was
5 months ago, just like in Flavor of Love 1. I did have a little trip, but that was very short lived. For those of you who know my character, I am very calculating with my career and recover quite quickly from life’s mishaps. Since Flavor of Love, I have moved on to even "bigger and better things". I am very excited about the secret projects that I have been working on these past months and I hope you guys will be there with me for the ride!

There are a lot of "under the table" secrets when it comes to reality TV. That is just the nature of the industry and it should be taken for entertainment purposes only. We all know reality can be distorted, especially where a lot of money is involved. There are so many secrets about this industry I wish I could reveal, however, I am still bound by contract to keep my mouth shut.

One thing is for sure. The love and support from my fans is more important to me than winning a reality TV show. I would rather be in my position right now than both the winners from Flavor of Love 1 & 2. Making quick dollars through club promoting and hosting parties in not really my thing. I am more interested in the long haul and it is my intention to be around for a very long time.

There is a saying in life that goes "sometimes the winner isn’t the one that walks away with the crown." This quote is very fitting for me, as you will all see in the coming months.

Love Always,

~TIFFANY AKA NY (via MySpace)

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While it’s not hot snail trail on a hoe-bus en route to a pole dancing competition, “I Love New York” wastes no time in mandating that the parade of bitch niggas get nekkid and show the world their man-lumps in Princess Tiffany’s 1st Annual Mangeant.

Oh, the humanity! At least she spared T-Bone AKA “Dreamy Eyes” the mortification.

12 Pack hardily resumes his mission to de-Chamofy himself in the public eye . Unfortunately, his efforts are in vain as every proverbial step forward he takes precedes an instance of dude being entirely too excited to… well… do some gay shit. Even Miss Minnesota knows this man collects tips at the Blue Oyster Bar in a WAM wifebeater.

Mr. Boston: You are a bold motherfucker. Your killer instinct might just keep your pasty ass in this competition for a while. Just remember next time you wear the African exotic game-skin thong that all of your melanin-devoid marbles and Vienna sausage are completely in the pouch. You wouldn’t want Onix to have to tuck that shit in for you with his mouth. (Yes, we have a new lead undercover homo.)

“Some eggplant with a ginormous bent coon dick obviously stretched this pouch out before I got to it.” Damn. Boston stomped the yard like he was struttin it around for Schillinger in Unit B.

Why is Whiteboy the realest nigga on the show? Dude ain’t the most articulate motherfucker there ever was, but I too wonder why niggas are so quick to hop into a thong. These Bitch Niggas and Ballerinas require zero provocation to release their inner Superhead. Ras Kass put it best a while ago. “If next week the new fad was ‘Hip-Hop Fags,’ you’d find a lot of these thug niggas in drag.”

Am I buggin, or does Pootie Tang have the same tattoo as Hoopz? This grease pirate ass nigga look like one of them deranged NFL players. The crazy eye and a giant Tootsie Roll (as pointed out by Miss Michele) is a recipe for relationship disaster.

Big Boy done got skinny than a motherfucker, didn’t he? Look at him now, hostin a motherfuckin Mangeant. You can get this nigga to act like this at Dave & Buster’s too for some mozzarella sticks and a pitcher. This is an example of when losing a shitload of weight backfires. Now the nigga look like E.T.

Tiffany called Trendz a burnt twizzler. Damn, I might love New York too!

Remember when Michelle wanted to fuck T-Weed? Them days are long gone. She had one quick peek at his chocolate fungus patch and the deal was officially broken. ManBearPig saw that shit like the Ren & Stimpy close-up. Why she expected Tiffany to notice or care, I don’t know. This is a woman who has fucked Flavor Flav a few times. God knows what she should have picked/scraped off of his ass.

I know y’all caught Whiteboy confessing that he wants to be a nigga in another life! Sheeeeeit. Say that shit now…

Speaking of saying shit, Onix failed the Foley-McGreevey Test miserably. Even Chamo was disgusted. I’m sitting there listening to Onix tell Chamo he’d ride him hard, long, fast and strong like “Is this nigga supposed to seriously be trying to fuck this BITCH on the side of Chamomillionaire?”

12 Pack briefly shows us his sensitive side. He love his daddy so much. That makes it all the more difficult that daddy can’t accept him for who he is.

You see, New York. It doesn’t matter how badly you want to give dude the Scandinavian Mouth Rinse. You DON’T CUT A GAY NIGGA SLACK! This is how you end up a character in an E. Lynn Harris book. Skip the Terry McMillan straight to the hard stuff. See, women. Y’all be knowing beforehand! Y’all just think a homosexual can curtail his gayness a little while for you. Then you act all surprised when he come out the closet. You knew from the moment you and him had the same drawers on when you first fucked.

The Whiteboy championship sequence should be a DVD unto itself. Big Boy must have gotten some popcorn shrimp for this gig. He really outdid himself on the celebration tip.

Romance, you’re never gonna get to fuck New York’s dog dropping dimes you can’t prove.

Trendz. You fucked up. How you gonna come up in the house with a duffel bag of CDs and not hand them shits out on the creep? You know how irrational this broad is. She doesn’t want a nigga who is looking to get discovered.

Riiiiiight. Whoo, I hate to break it to you, Boo-Boo. As much as you tearfully don’t want to catch a “Hoopz,” that’s the nature of this beast.

Best Sequence Ever: Romance extending his felching, snitch-ass hand to 12 Pack only to have dude spit his drink at it. Trendz and Whiteboy were excited as hell! A nigga was rollin.

In case you thought Chamo came out rocking the incomplete Barbershop Quartet look, he didn’t. He keeps the cane up his ass until he needs to use it for more practical purposes.

Token, I agree. I too would be entirely too disgusted to kiss Marsupilami after 2 to 15 other niggas done licked her up before me. Women might do that nasty shit on TV for some reason, but not this nigga. With that said, Ron Mexico isn’t the manwhore who signed up for this program.

If you didn’t come to dance, then why’d you come at all?

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“Celery. Yeah. Very good for you.”

Pour a little out for Ricky Romance, Chocolate Shitstain and Token.
Posted by Ron Mexico at January 16, 2007 10:35 AM

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Before you lock my love awayyyyy--

--along with my dignity - and what’s left of my sanity - please, let me testify as I’ve come to a few realizations. First, After watching last night’s episode of “I Love New York” I haven’t been as embarrassed by a group of black men since "State Property 2". Secondly, I would not fuck ashy-ass New York with Pootie’s dick dipped in sherm. Thirdly, I’m embarrassed that I couldn’t tell Heat was a junkie. Finally, I lost a Final Four pick.

Let’s throw his undercover-ass a party. Yeah. A surprise party for my new best friend.

As Chamo YMCA's the remaining manwhores into their challenge of carpentry and architecture, I can’t help but notice that every member of the collective either looks like 2Pac, a Village Person, an extra from “Blood In, Blood Out,” or some combination of the three. VH1 finally flexes its muscle and shows that these dudes weren’t going to sit around for 11 episodes holding their dicks and smiling. Nay! They’re going to make doghouses for Majesty, Princess Tiffany’s only friend.

While the Boston vs.Chance saga rages on (with an argument about a champagne room in their doghouse), 12 Pack proceeds to display the mighty goon hand over his prag, Heat, who apparently can handle wood with the best of them.

Impressed with the chain gang sweating all over Flavor Flav’s lawn, this wophead New York fantasizes about using a damn power saw in bed. Shit, whether that’s her natural coronation of ash or some cheap-ass moolie-colored pantyhose she's rocking with the G.I. Joe drawers, this broad already looks like somebody done gave her the once-over with a power sander. Lookin like Roadblock, girl!

Since 12 Pack and his 2 flunkies Bootz and Buck… umm… Heat and Real won the dollhouse challenge with some Project Runway-worthy shit, I got a chance to examine Heat in his confessional. I’m sorry I’ve egregiously overlooked the fact that this man is a raging cocaine monster. It’s not like Mr. “Heat is ON! *sniffle*” is just showing this now. Nigga look like Michael J. Fox in a butterfly collar. That tingle is called Simplex 5, Butterlips. That’s that instant herp!

And oh, yeah. Heatrock ain’t talkin bout no damn woman when he says “Yaya” has to eat first. That’s the little pet name for his yayo.

He bows to the table mirror and thanks Yaya every day for carrying him this far.

Yaya also drove this broken man to aid and abet Rick James in a criminal plot to stalk and kidnap Tiff Pollard. Al Cowlings over here held the ladder while calm, quiet Captain Cockblock crept around the balcony like Agent Lee in “Enter the Dragon.” I love how the nigga had time to eat and drink champagne while on special ops recon.

After the triple dong date ends, Psycho Real is the only one with sense enough to take his ass upstairs. Heat and 12 Pack decide to spoon, sip and smoke a wet Dutch. Onix was about ready to jump in on that lovely scenario. He could smell Heat in heat. O-Dog wanted to join Heat and 12 Pack for a drunken late night game of “gookie cornbread” …and throw the match.

“We’re just drinkin buddies, Alma.”

Boston, don’t let Darth Vader fade you. She is pressing the issue. We know you’ll be okay if you and New York have a little Jeter baby. I'd be more wary of that 25% chance of ManBearPig though. Them genes is dominant than a mawfucka too.

That Cicely Tyson spectacle in the church house, Sister Patterson… God don’t like that, boo boo. I’m with you, Onix. Testify, brother! You ain’t supposed to play like that in a church… filled with cameras… and fake ass bourgie niggas.

With that said, Tango, you continue to disappoint me. You disloyal, bitchmade, fool-ass motherfucker. I thought you’d take a stand lined up against these soft-ass niggas. First you let Whiteboy punk you, then you cry like a little bitch with a splinter in your pinky. I didn’t tally that initial count of snitchin against you because Pootie was crazy, but now I see this is just how you operate. We once had Red Oyster, now your ass is Blue Oyster. I wonder what poor, unsuspecting nigga is gonna catch a Captain Harris next week.

Yep. Tango & Cash. Rico Suave and this dude playin the 2007 C.H.I.P.S. on niggas. We gonna see how they get dealt with in the coming weeks.

We knew Onix was gone from the moment he opened his scrotophile lips to “disrespect [New York’s] mama’s fate.” (Note: Not faith but fate.) Heat goes home to Mama and Yaya. Mr. Boston lives!

I was gonna do up some T-Shirts, but that’s a little extreme. Instead, I’ve decided I’m gonna have a Mr. Boston at the bar every weekend until dude is eliminated.

Ummm… No Chamo.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at January 30, 2007 8:00 AM

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WELL, I'M HOPING THAT THE BEARS WIN CAUSE I'M FROM CHICAGO.

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