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watching: the simpsons
listening to: "bang" by the yeahyeahyeahs
mood: horny

oi oi oi, chas is a homo. damn damn damn hiiiim to hell-o... like my song kiddies?
my interesting convo with chas.

pinchithelobster: so...
x candyisdandy: hello.
x candyisdandy: chas.
x candyisdandy: how're you, doing, chas?
pinchithelobster: good
pinchithelobster: and you?
pinchithelobster: ?
pinchithelobster: ?
pinchithelobster: ?
pinchithelobster: ?
x candyisdandy: i am bored.
x candyisdandy: .
x candyisdandy: .
x candyisdandy: .
x candyisdandy: .
x candyisdandy: .
x candyisdandy: dot.
pinchithelobster: me
pinchithelobster: to
pinchithelobster: {period]
pinchithelobster: im grounded
x candyisdandy: oh no[exclamation mark]
x candyisdandy: why?!?!?!?!?!?!
pinchithelobster: theres no way im gonna keep spelling out my punctuations
pinchithelobster: too lazy
pinchithelobster: because my grades suck
pinchithelobster: because im lazy
x candyisdandy: yes
x candyisdandy: you soundvery lazy
pinchithelobster: its true
x candyisdandy: i thought you were smart
pinchithelobster: i am
pinchithelobster: but i guess its not smart to be lazy
pinchithelobster: so
x candyisdandy: so...
pinchithelobster: what have you crazy kids been up too
x candyisdandy: uhm.
x candyisdandy: nothing!
x candyisdandy: at all...
pinchithelobster: haha
pinchithelobster: sure
x candyisdandy: what have youuuuuu been up to boy?
pinchithelobster: drugs and violence mostly
pinchithelobster: and some sexually oriented activities
x candyisdandy: oh really?
pinchithelobster: no
pinchithelobster: lol
pinchithelobster: im way too grounded for that
x candyisdandy: oh well [ dot dot dot ]
x candyisdandy: that sucks
pinchithelobster: i know
x candyisdandy: no sex for lazy kids like you.
pinchithelobster: pshhh
pinchithelobster: im not lazy when i smoke weed
pinchithelobster: and i get better grades
x candyisdandy: haha
x candyisdandy: you get high huh?
pinchithelobster: but im broke
x candyisdandy: i didn't know you smoka
pinchithelobster: not anymore
x candyisdandy: oh okay
pinchithelobster: i quit
x candyisdandy: that'sgoood
pinchithelobster: about three months ago
pinchithelobster: and now im lazy
pinchithelobster: -er
pinchithelobster: you smoke?
pinchithelobster: drink
pinchithelobster: etc
pinchithelobster: ?
x candyisdandy: no to smoking
x candyisdandy: it's gross
pinchithelobster: ya
x candyisdandy: drinking is the thing for me
x candyisdandy: and pills.
x candyisdandy: [dot dot dot]
pinchithelobster: haha
x candyisdandy: i like ritalin
pinchithelobster: now dont mix the two
pinchithelobster: really?
x candyisdandy: yes
x candyisdandy: like it.
x candyisdandy: i want to mix them
pinchithelobster: haha
pinchithelobster: dont
pinchithelobster: so your a pill popper huh
pinchithelobster: the only pill type thing ive tried is soma
x candyisdandy: really?
pinchithelobster: only once though
x candyisdandy: no codine?
pinchithelobster: oh ya
pinchithelobster: i tried that
pinchithelobster: but i took soma when i was drunk
pinchithelobster: not cool
pinchithelobster: but i threw up and felt better
x candyisdandy: ew.
x candyisdandy: well yah
x candyisdandy: it's good that you threw up
pinchithelobster: it was an accident
pinchithelobster: i know
pinchithelobster: what else have you done
x candyisdandy: pissed my pants
pinchithelobster: haha
x candyisdandy: and i wouldn't feel it
x candyisdandy: because i stayed awake at like 4 in the morning on ritalin
x candyisdandy: and i needed to pee
x candyisdandy: and i couldn't feel it when it came out
x candyisdandy: i just heard it in the toilet
x candyisdandy: it was weird.
pinchithelobster: what does ritalin feel like
pinchithelobster: i mean like what is it most similar to
x candyisdandy: like if you don't have ADD it feels good.
x candyisdandy: oh marisol said it's like taking about 4 or more codine pills
pinchithelobster: ok
pinchithelobster: i think i took 4
x candyisdandy: yah... i did too.
pinchithelobster: you know shaffer?
x candyisdandy: yes
x candyisdandy: wait... the tall boy
x candyisdandy: with the hair?
pinchithelobster: i hear he took like 10
pinchithelobster: ya thats him
x candyisdandy: damn... he's a fuckin druggie.
pinchithelobster: and the smile
x candyisdandy: the "smile"???
pinchithelobster: everyone say like wow shaffer has a great smile
pinchithelobster: hes not a druggie
x candyisdandy: oh i elliot & danielle and them call him a whore
x candyisdandy: mmm
pinchithelobster: lol
pinchithelobster: ya
pinchithelobster: codine was the shit for about two days
pinchithelobster: where did it all come from
x candyisdandy: this boy
x candyisdandy: i think
pinchithelobster: for two days you could find them on the ground and shit
pinchithelobster: i was kicking them all over the place
pinchithelobster: and throwing them at people
x candyisdandy: haha
x candyisdandy: dumbass
pinchithelobster: hahha
pinchithelobster: did you know you can get 100 soma pills for $100 on the internet without a perscription
x candyisdandy: wow
pinchithelobster: i know
x candyisdandy: a dollar a pill
x candyisdandy: that's crrrazy
pinchithelobster: yea
pinchithelobster: they're like 2.50 normaly right?
pinchithelobster: haha
pinchithelobster: 987654321.0
x candyisdandy: yeeeeea i think
x candyisdandy: whhhhhhhaaa?
pinchithelobster: 0.123456789/**-
pinchithelobster: `1234567890-=+_)(*&^%$#@!~
pinchithelobster: (_)
x candyisdandy: 8========D ~~
x candyisdandy: jizz
pinchithelobster: //(.)(.)
pinchithelobster: haha
pinchithelobster: boobs
pinchithelobster: and skinny arms
x candyisdandy: ( o ) ( o)
x candyisdandy: those boobs look better
pinchithelobster: / /( o )( o)
pinchithelobster: there
x candyisdandy: ( - Y - )
x candyisdandy: there...
pinchithelobster: do you know this chick name kristi hall
x candyisdandy: yap
pinchithelobster: my friend sent me a porn pic that he got off the internet
pinchithelobster: it looks just like her
pinchithelobster: i think it is
x candyisdandy: oh mah gahd
pinchithelobster: you wanna see it?
x candyisdandy: eh sure
x candyisdandy: porn is funny
pinchithelobster: hold on
x candyisdandy: k
pinchithelobster: i have to find it
pinchithelobster: amongst all my other porn
x candyisdandy: haha
x candyisdandy: how much porn do you have? im curious to know?
pinchithelobster: haha
pinchithelobster: like on cd full
pinchithelobster: one*
pinchithelobster: thats alot
x candyisdandy: haha
x candyisdandy: that is...
x candyisdandy: pervert
pinchithelobster: now thats a false acusation
pinchithelobster: contrairy to popular belief im actually not a pervert
x candyisdandy: uh huh...
x candyisdandy: so...
pinchithelobster: haha
x candyisdandy: explain...
pinchithelobster: its not mine
pinchithelobster: i was just holding it for a friend
x candyisdandy: oh okay.
x candyisdandy: suuure
pinchithelobster: haha
pinchithelobster wants to directly connect.
pinchithelobster is now directly connected.
pinchithelobster: [inserts porn pic with three girls &lots of nature]
pinchithelobster: on the far left
x candyisdandy: oh mah gahd
pinchithelobster: i swear thats her
x candyisdandy: that does look like her
pinchithelobster: im gonna print it and ask her
x candyisdandy: you should do that now.
x candyisdandy: because that grrrl really does look like her
pinchithelobster: *sexual harassment charges*
pinchithelobster: no way
x candyisdandy: aw damnit.
x candyisdandy: i'd do it but she doesn't know me.
x candyisdandy: i don't think
pinchithelobster: plus those girls dont look 18+
x candyisdandy: yah...
pinchithelobster: illegal
x candyisdandy: underaged...
pinchithelobster: yep
x candyisdandy: oh well...
pinchithelobster: i saw one of you too you know
x candyisdandy: oh really?
x candyisdandy: show me.
pinchithelobster: xxx-candyisrandy.com
pinchithelobster: lol
x candyisdandy: hahaha
pinchithelobster: i didnt know you were that flexible
pinchithelobster: you have moves ive never even dreamed of
pinchithelobster: lol
x candyisdandy: oh yes
x candyisdandy: im oh so awesome like that
x candyisdandy: aha
x candyisdandy: is this even a real page? xxx-candyisrandy.com
pinchithelobster: no
pinchithelobster: i made it up
pinchithelobster: or...
pinchithelobster: did i?
x candyisdandy: i think
x candyisdandy: ... you did.
pinchithelobster: i did
pinchithelobster: why
pinchithelobster: did you try it?
pinchithelobster: you PERV
pinchithelobster: so... how is your porn buisness doing?
x candyisdandy: my porn buisness doesn't exist
x candyisdandy: so it's okay
pinchithelobster: cool
x candyisdandy: i am not a pervert.
pinchithelobster: ok ok
pinchithelobster: who said you were?
pinchithelobster: haha
x candyisdandy: you you you
x candyisdandy: chas.
pinchithelobster: oh
pinchithelobster: i think you're right
x candyisdandy: yes.
x candyisdandy: i am right.
pinchithelobster: yes
pinchithelobster: hey wat kind of music do you like?
x candyisdandy: all kinds i guess.
pinchithelobster: like...
pinchithelobster: ?
x candyisdandy: punk, some rap, dance, any kinds...
pinchithelobster: you like antiflag?
x candyisdandy: yes.
x candyisdandy: aha.
pinchithelobster: do you have any of their cds?
x candyisdandy: sadly, i don't
x candyisdandy: i just download songs illegally like a lose
x candyisdandy: loser
pinchithelobster: thats what im doing
x candyisdandy: haha
pinchithelobster: i was gonna ask you if you had "what you dont know"
pinchithelobster: the cd was a new kind of army
x candyisdandy: ohhh
pinchithelobster: no?
x candyisdandy: nope
x candyisdandy: darn
pinchithelobster: how about
pinchithelobster: the consumers song
pinchithelobster: same cd
x candyisdandy: no.
pinchithelobster: ok
x candyisdandy: sorry.
pinchithelobster: you're still cool
pinchithelobster: but if you dont have this last one....
pinchithelobster: its curtains for you
x candyisdandy: ahhhh!
pinchithelobster: *threateningly drags finger across throat symbolizing death by beheading*
pinchithelobster: that was a good one
pinchithelobster: im just kidding though
pinchithelobster: i dont need anymore songs
x candyisdandy: [ scream like the little girl that i am to just be relieved that yr just kidding ]
x candyisdandy: ok good.
pinchithelobster: nice
pinchithelobster: so whats up
pinchithelobster: im bored
pinchithelobster: no leaving
pinchithelobster: no drugs
pinchithelobster: no anything
pinchithelobster: except for masterbating
x candyisdandy: haha
x candyisdandy: fun
x candyisdandy: at least you have a penis to stroke...
pinchithelobster: but thats not even that much fun anymore
pinchithelobster: :'(
pinchithelobster: lol
pinchithelobster: but i really am bored
x candyisdandy: yah
x candyisdandy: same here
x candyisdandy: but you still have a penis
pinchithelobster: yes i do
pinchithelobster: i love my penis
pinchithelobster: i hope we never part
pinchithelobster: lol
x candyisdandy: until... you have a vasectomy..
x candyisdandy: ha
pinchithelobster: if we do ill kill myself
x candyisdandy: oh no!
x candyisdandy: haha
pinchithelobster: NO
x candyisdandy: that's funny.
pinchithelobster: haha
pinchithelobster: well penis is a funny word
x candyisdandy: yes, it is.
x candyisdandy: but vagina kicks penis-es ass
x candyisdandy: because vagina is a funnier word
pinchithelobster: anobut what about cum dumpster
x candyisdandy: what about douche bag
pinchithelobster: -ps- i dont know where the "ano" came from
pinchithelobster: that is a good one
pinchithelobster: what about vaginal discharge
x candyisdandy: "ano" is a tagalog word
pinchithelobster: anus?
x candyisdandy: what aboot... yr anus?
x candyisdandy: butthole?
x candyisdandy: what?
pinchithelobster: who?
pinchithelobster direct connection is closed.
pinchithelobster: ...
pinchithelobster: so
pinchithelobster: we talked about monkeys
pinchithelobster: now
x candyisdandy: yes
pinchithelobster: its all about
x candyisdandy: now what to talk about.
pinchithelobster: volcanoes!
pinchithelobster wants to directly connect.
pinchithelobster is now directly connected.
pinchithelobster: no
x candyisdandy: volcanoes erupt
pinchithelobster: maybe back to drugs
x candyisdandy: yes
pinchithelobster: that was a good topic
x candyisdandy: drugs is a betta subject
x candyisdandy: yes
pinchithelobster: hmmm
pinchithelobster: so have you ever smoked "marijuana"
x candyisdandy: nope
pinchithelobster is away at 10:05:10 PM.
pinchithelobster returned at 10:05:12 PM.
x candyisdandy: i know you have...
pinchithelobster: i have
pinchithelobster: you havent tried it ever
pinchithelobster: not once?
pinchithelobster signed off at 10:05:44 PM.
pinchithelobster signed on at 10:05:47 PM.
x candyisdandy: oh yah
x candyisdandy: i remember
x candyisdandy: not here
x candyisdandy: though
pinchithelobster: where is here?
x candyisdandy: not in the states though.
pinchithelobster: and where is not?
x candyisdandy: not is in japan.
pinchithelobster: cool
x candyisdandy: i was in japan when i smoka
x candyisdandy: and i didn't like it
x candyisdandy: so yahhhh
pinchithelobster: why not?
pinchithelobster: what did you not like
pinchithelobster: did you throw up?
pinchithelobster: due to dehydration
x candyisdandy: yah
x candyisdandy: and plus im pretty much a lightweight
x candyisdandy: in shmokin that is
pinchithelobster: ya
pinchithelobster: me too
x candyisdandy: i guess my lungs are all yah
x candyisdandy: mmmm
pinchithelobster: believe it or not
x candyisdandy: wow
x candyisdandy: i can't believe
x candyisdandy: it
pinchithelobster: what?
pinchithelobster: why not?
pinchithelobster: i only have to take like four good hits and im done
pinchithelobster: well
pinchithelobster: had*
x candyisdandy: ohhh
x candyisdandy: suuure...
x candyisdandy: uh huh.
pinchithelobster: ok
x candyisdandy: yes
x candyisdandy: i do not like smoking.
pinchithelobster: i did
pinchithelobster: but i hate dumb people
x candyisdandy: i am a dumb person, do you hate me?
pinchithelobster: an d i reallize that i act really dumb when im stoned
pinchithelobster: no
pinchithelobster: you arent dumb
x candyisdandy: woo yay.
pinchithelobster: i mean dumb like
pinchithelobster: tiarra walker
x candyisdandy: haha
pinchithelobster: you know her
pinchithelobster: ?
x candyisdandy: yah
pinchithelobster: she should die
pinchithelobster: and do everyone a favor
pinchithelobster: i hate her so much
x candyisdandy: ahhh
x candyisdandy: really fer real.
pinchithelobster: no
pinchithelobster: but i hate her alot
pinchithelobster: she asked me what day newyears was on
x candyisdandy: oh mah gahhhhhd
x candyisdandy: she is a dumb person.
x candyisdandy: or maybe she just forgot?
pinchithelobster: no
pinchithelobster: she said "its sometime near the end of december right?"
x candyisdandy: omg.
x candyisdandy: that is very stupid now
pinchithelobster: i mean the day is NEW YEARS
pinchithelobster: NEW
pinchithelobster: YEAR
pinchithelobster: it couldnt be like the day that the NEW YEAR starts right?
x candyisdandy: haha
x candyisdandy: i know
x candyisdandy: the new fuckin year starts in mutha fuckin january first biiiiznatch...
x candyisdandy: you have to explain it like that
pinchithelobster: lol
pinchithelobster: i was gonna slap her
pinchithelobster: for being so dumb
x candyisdandy: you should have
x candyisdandy: then you'd have a fight right there
pinchithelobster: brb
pinchithelobster: lol
pinchithelobster: ya
pinchithelobster: brb
x candyisdandy: k
pinchithelobster: im back
x candyisdandy: hello hello
pinchithelobster: yea
x candyisdandy: welcome back.
x candyisdandy: ...
pinchithelobster: thatnk
pinchithelobster: thanks*
pinchithelobster: what did i miss
x candyisdandy: everything
x candyisdandy: i did this supa cool ninja move to the computer and then it deleted all the popups on the screen
pinchithelobster: WHAAAA
pinchithelobster: i can do that
x candyisdandy: im a fucking ninja.
x candyisdandy: no you can't.
pinchithelobster: its not that hard
x candyisdandy: i can
x candyisdandy: ...
pinchithelobster: are you being racist
x candyisdandy: no
x candyisdandy: im just saying
x candyisdandy: im a ninja.
x candyisdandy: & you are not.
pinchithelobster: poop...
pinchithelobster: how would you respond to that
x candyisdandy: i don't know.
x candyisdandy: how would you respond to that?
pinchithelobster: yes
x candyisdandy: you'd just say yes.
x candyisdandy: okay.
pinchithelobster: yes
pinchithelobster: eleven
x candyisdandy: no
x candyisdandy: twenty seven
pinchithelobster: even though it already happened?
x candyisdandy: oh no
x candyisdandy: deeeeaaar lord! not that! anything but that...
pinchithelobster: of course you will
pinchithelobster: againg
pinchithelobster: again*
x candyisdandy: oh no you diiiiiiiiiin't
pinchithelobster: but he IS
x candyisdandy: ima bout to bust a cap in yr ass
pinchithelobster: but you wouldnt understand
x candyisdandy: it's too hard right now.
x candyisdandy: its just long and shweaty
x candyisdandy: and very hawt
pinchithelobster: mmm...
pinchithelobster: is it....
pinchithelobster: a week old hot dog
pinchithelobster: PENIS!
pinchithelobster: final answer!
x candyisdandy: mmm... baked in the sun...
x candyisdandy: yesssssireeee
pinchithelobster: around tuesday probably
pinchithelobster: espesially when you go
x candyisdandy: what more can i tell you, if i were to tell you anything more i'd be repeating myself
pinchithelobster: haha
x candyisdandy: i thought you were grounded?
pinchithelobster: i am
x candyisdandy: what was the tuesday thing all about?
x candyisdandy: eh?
x candyisdandy: eh?
pinchithelobster: i dont knwo
pinchithelobster: know
pinchithelobster: just sayin stuff
pinchithelobster: sre
x candyisdandy: yah
x candyisdandy: fun timesfun times
pinchithelobster: yep
pinchithelobster: this girl i know just described a sexual fantasy she had about me
pinchithelobster: it was quit a tale
pinchithelobster: quite
pinchithelobster: indeed
pinchithelobster: how long is our vacation
pinchithelobster: ?
x candyisdandy: uhm
x candyisdandy: another week
x candyisdandy: of pure shit.
pinchithelobster: cool
pinchithelobster: shit
x candyisdandy: a girl had a fantasty about you?
pinchithelobster: no
x candyisdandy: that sounds funny.
x candyisdandy: okay.
pinchithelobster: yes
pinchithelobster: so
pinchithelobster: i uhhh
pinchithelobster: had sex
pinchithelobster: with your mom
pinchithelobster: im sorry
x candyisdandy: i had sex with your dog.
x candyisdandy: it was just right there
pinchithelobster: me too
pinchithelobster: lol
x candyisdandy: and i just wanted to fuck em up the ass you know
x candyisdandy: just for fun
x candyisdandy: but then that's when it got ugly
x candyisdandy: and then i skipped away
x candyisdandy: the end
pinchithelobster: hahaha
pinchithelobster: i video taped the whole thing
pinchithelobster: i put it on your porn site
pinchithelobster: lol
x candyisdandy: yessss
x candyisdandy: now i can watch it over
x candyisdandy: and over
x candyisdandy: & over
x candyisdandy: AND over
x candyisdandy: ...
pinchithelobster: etc
pinchithelobster: gotcha
x candyisdandy: can't..... type.... with one....... hand.......
x candyisdandy: .........................................................
pinchithelobster: lol
pinchithelobster: now what would the other hand be used for
pinchithelobster: you know
pinchithelobster: if you cant type with one hand...
pinchithelobster: you might as well put them both to good use
pinchithelobster: ;-)
x candyisdandy: ahaha
pinchithelobster: lol
x candyisdandy: ;-)ahem...
x candyisdandy: cough...
pinchithelobster: so anyways...
pinchithelobster: back to frogs
x candyisdandy: they're green
x candyisdandy: green is a horny color
pinchithelobster: among other colors
x candyisdandy: and they eat flies.
pinchithelobster: you are a very horny person
pinchithelobster: if i didnt know better....
pinchithelobster: id say YOU were green
x candyisdandy: i am not a horny person....
pinchithelobster: yes
x candyisdandy: or maybe i am...
pinchithelobster: you are
x candyisdandy: ?
x candyisdandy: gah!
x candyisdandy: k so now im horny....
pinchithelobster: x candyisdandy: ohhh
pinchithelobster: x candyisdandy: uh huh.
pinchithelobster: x candyisdandy: yes!
pinchithelobster: x candyisdandy: woo yay.
pinchithelobster: x candyisdandy: oh mah gahhhhhd
x candyisdandy: whhhhat?!!
x candyisdandy: that was... not me...
x candyisdandy: in that order...
pinchithelobster: x candyisdandy:fuckin yer mutha
pinchithelobster: x candyisdandy:im fucking a ninja.
x candyisdandy: no no no
pinchithelobster: x candyisdandy:yr ass
x candyisdandy: that's soooo not what i said
pinchithelobster: x candyisdandy: it's too hard right now.
x candyisdandy: its just long and shweaty
x candyisdandy: and very hawt
x candyisdandy: okay okay
pinchithelobster: x candyisdandy: yesssssireeee
x candyisdandy: i said that
pinchithelobster: x candyisdandy:i had a fantasty about you
pinchithelobster: x candyisdandy: i had sex with your dog.
x candyisdandy: it was just right there
pinchithelobster: x candyisdandy: and i just wanted to fuck em up the ass you know
x candyisdandy: i didn't have a sexual fantasy about you
x candyisdandy: maybe someone else?
pinchithelobster: lol
pinchithelobster: i dont think so
x candyisdandy: yes.
pinchithelobster: you are in stage one
pinchithelobster: deeeee-nnniiiiiiiii-aaaaalllllll
x candyisdandy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
pinchithelobster: oh ya
x candyisdandy: the nile
pinchithelobster: you're horny alright
x candyisdandy: ahhhhhh...
x candyisdandy: naw...
pinchithelobster: as horny as....
pinchithelobster: a horny ...
pinchithelobster: person!
pinchithelobster: you should be less horny
pinchithelobster: like me
x candyisdandy: no
pinchithelobster: [sex]
x candyisdandy: yr more hornier
x candyisdandy: you just said sex
pinchithelobster: [sex]
x candyisdandy: seee sseeeee
x candyisdandy: yr doing it again
x candyisdandy: uh hhuhhh!
pinchithelobster: [vagina]
x candyisdandy: [ penis ]
pinchithelobster: [pussy]
pinchithelobster: [touch my naughty parts] <---- now i think that is the #1 horniest phrase
pinchithelobster: lol
pinchithelobster: and maybe the funniest
x candyisdandy: hahaha
x candyisdandy: oh yes
x candyisdandy: that's quite the funny one
pinchithelobster: so what am i wearing?
pinchithelobster: i cant belive you would ask me that!
pinchithelobster: *gasp*
x candyisdandy: OH NO!
x candyisdandy: what are you wearing?
x candyisdandy: im wearing clothes
pinchithelobster: haha
pinchithelobster: clothes are for suckers
pinchithelobster signed off at 11:09:32 PM.
pinchithelobster: yep
x candyisdandy: no they aren't
pinchithelobster: indeed they are
pinchithelobster: and im no sucker
x candyisdandy: so what are you wearing then, sukka
pinchithelobster: lol
x candyisdandy: whoa...
pinchithelobster: no im wearing clothes
x candyisdandy: ha
pinchithelobster: i know you're disappointed
pinchithelobster: just try to hold back the tears
pinchithelobster: itll be alright
x candyisdandy: sucker.
pinchithelobster: is it i who is the sucker?...
pinchithelobster: or is it YOU
pinchithelobster: YOU!
x candyisdandy: IT IS YOU
pinchithelobster: i agree entirely
x candyisdandy: ha
x candyisdandy: ha
pinchithelobster: ha
pinchithelobster: ha
pinchithelobster: you
pinchithelobster: r
pinchithelobster: a
pinchithelobster: sucker
pinchithelobster: chas
pinchithelobster: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
pinchithelobster: what a homo!
pinchithelobster: lol
x candyisdandy: chas is a homo
pinchithelobster: i ruined it for you!
x candyisdandy: i know.
x candyisdandy: damn youuuuu
pinchithelobster: shhhh....
pinchithelobster: whisper...
x candyisdandy: h'okay
x candyisdandy: why>?
pinchithelobster: i dont know
x candyisdandy: yr crazy.
x candyisdandy: yr on drugs.
x candyisdandy: i swear.
pinchithelobster: im not
x candyisdandy: you swear
pinchithelobster: not right now at least
pinchithelobster: i swear!
pinchithelobster: girl scouts honor
x candyisdandy: okay
x candyisdandy: i believe you
x candyisdandy: only because i love girl scout cookies
x candyisdandy: and the cookies would never lie to me
pinchithelobster: nope
pinchithelobster: they're so good
pinchithelobster: how could they lie
pinchithelobster: put a cd in your microwave
x candyisdandy: no put an egg in there
pinchithelobster: what does that do?
x candyisdandy: it blows up
pinchithelobster: omg!
x candyisdandy: and splatters everywhhhhhere
pinchithelobster: why would want me to blow up?!
pinchithelobster: :'(
x candyisdandy: because chas go boom
pinchithelobster: i thought you were my friend...
pinchithelobster: but i guess... iturns out you were just using me...
x candyisdandy: im sorry
pinchithelobster: for the SEX!
x candyisdandy: you had to find out some time
pinchithelobster: im not
pinchithelobster: i mean...
x candyisdandy: the sex was good for a while...
x candyisdandy: but then
pinchithelobster: it was great sex
x candyisdandy: ...
x candyisdandy: it all ended
x candyisdandy: just like that...
pinchithelobster: ya...
x candyisdandy: with the strike of a match.
x candyisdandy: bam
pinchithelobster: i was there remember..
pinchithelobster: it happened two seconds ago
pinchithelobster: lol
x candyisdandy: yes yes
x candyisdandy: i remember
x candyisdandy: fun times fun times
pinchithelobster: haha
pinchithelobster: so
pinchithelobster: we have been talkine for about...
pinchithelobster: 2 hours
pinchithelobster: press f2
x candyisdandy: holy shiza
x candyisdandy: wow
x candyisdandy: that is cool
pinchithelobster: yep
x candyisdandy: two hours is enough
pinchithelobster: ya
x candyisdandy: where's my money, bitch?
pinchithelobster: again with the using
pinchithelobster: we're through
pinchithelobster: over
pinchithelobster: done
pinchithelobster: wat we had....
pinchithelobster: is gone
pinchithelobster: except for the sex
x candyisdandy: yes.
x candyisdandy: the sex is still there
x candyisdandy: but no
pinchithelobster: thats still ok
x candyisdandy: none of that stuff
pinchithelobster: true
pinchithelobster: ok
pinchithelobster: well
pinchithelobster: im out
x candyisdandy: k
pinchithelobster: i have to "stroke my penis"
x candyisdandy: peace ouuuut maaan
x candyisdandy: maaan
pinchithelobster: lol
x candyisdandy: i want one of those things
pinchithelobster: gt one
pinchithelobster: but then i wont be your friend
pinchithelobster: so
x candyisdandy: oh yeah
x candyisdandy: then you suck
pinchithelobster: well
x candyisdandy: i want someones penis to stroke then
x candyisdandy: okay
x candyisdandy: bye
pinchithelobster: i would talk to u
pinchithelobster: but
pinchithelobster: no more sex
x candyisdandy: damn
pinchithelobster: not even a little
x candyisdandy: & the sex was so great.
pinchithelobster: maybe a little
pinchithelobster: but not alot
pinchithelobster: ok alot
x candyisdandy: yesssss
x candyisdandy: haha
pinchithelobster: maybe even more than now
pinchithelobster: FIVE TIMES as much sex as now
pinchithelobster: that would add up to about....
x candyisdandy: ...
pinchithelobster: none right?
pinchithelobster: or
x candyisdandy: more sex then usual...
pinchithelobster: ya
pinchithelobster: none
pinchithelobster: later
pinchithelobster: lol
x candyisdandy: latuh
pinchithelobster direct connection is closed.
pinchithelobster signed on at 11:35:59 PM.
pinchithelobster signed off at 11:36:11 PM.
pinchithelobster signed on at 11:36:39 PM.
pinchithelobster: hey
pinchithelobster: you know genzl
pinchithelobster: hello
pinchithelobster: Y Do you enjoy dancing around naked?
pinchithelobster: yes
pinchithelobster: Y How about some porn and pizza?
pinchithelobster: yes
pinchithelobster: Y Have you ever gotten anything stuck in your nose?
pinchithelobster: yes
pinchithelobster: Y Did you or do you love the Spice Girls?
pinchithelobster: no
pinchithelobster signed off at 11:38:10 PM.

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