um it's 11:25, do you where your children are? well i'm here online, why the fuck am i online so late huh? looking at porn ha! nooooo. maybe ooo. eh. DAMMIT. there was a show today. i was going to go with danielle to see the adolescents but i couldn't. my parents are lame. i don't even know if i can go to the subhuman show! OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want to go NEED TO GO. shiiiiiiit. but chyea i highly doubt it that my parents'll let me go. man i'm bored. FISH TACOS! I FUCKING LOVE FISH TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS. what?

gasp! it's the most homoeroctic show on tv. he-man masters of the universe.


FURI KURI. ahem otherwise known as FLCL. my favorite anime series.
haruko driving a vespa and holding a BLUE electric guitar. what's not to love?


Who took the bomp from the bompalompalomp?
Who took the ram from the ramalamadingdong?
Who took the bomp from the bompalompalomp?
Who took the ram from the ramalamadingdong?
-le tigre - deceptacon. that song is stuck in my head.
aw. elliot likes that song.<3


cunt

n 1: a woman who is thoroughly disliked; "she said her son thought Hilary was a bitch" [syn: bitch] 2: obscene terms for female genitals [syn: puss, pussy, nooky, slit]


This magic moment
While your lips are close to mine
Will last forever
Forever till the end of time


... fuck i need sleep. my eyeballs are getting itchy. i need to tune my guitar. &pee. i am developing a bad habit, cracking my knuckles. SUUUUUURE it relieves stress &shit like that, but you'll get arthiritis when you're older. AHHHH! im going to an old cripple lady trying to crack my knuckles but i'll be too weak to do anything. :P shit why can't i fall asleep?... i turned into an insomniac.

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PAGE8twenty: hey sexy
x candyisdandy: hey babe
PAGE8twenty: hows the luck with elliot?
x candyisdandy: mmm.
x candyisdandy: not so good i think
PAGE8twenty: aww
PAGE8twenty: i think its time for you to love a new man!
PAGE8twenty: haha
PAGE8twenty: u know i heard michael gisi was into asian chicks
x candyisdandy: hahaha
x candyisdandy: awww.
x candyisdandy: well i'll think abooot it
x candyisdandy: haha
PAGE8twenty: how about that thong?
PAGE8twenty: haha
x candyisdandy: haha
x candyisdandy: i didn't get it yet
PAGE8twenty: dang!
PAGE8twenty: haha
x candyisdandy: haha
PAGE8twenty: so you wanna have sex?
x candyisdandy: yea
PAGE8twenty: ok
PAGE8twenty: with who?
x candyisdandy: guys
PAGE8twenty: oooh
PAGE8twenty: which guys?
x candyisdandy: mmm...?
x candyisdandy: good question
x candyisdandy: some people. yea.
PAGE8twenty: ic
PAGE8twenty: like?
PAGE8twenty: christian slater?
PAGE8twenty: no relation to kelly slater
x candyisdandy: haha
x candyisdandy: i dunnno?
PAGE8twenty: ic
PAGE8twenty: would i do?
x candyisdandy: mmm surrre
PAGE8twenty: ok
PAGE8twenty: ill go buy a condom and you get me that thong ill wear it on saturday you come over and well have hot sweaty sex
PAGE8twenty: minus the sweat
x candyisdandy: haha
x candyisdandy: mmmkay
PAGE8twenty: mmmkay
x candyisdandy: hahaha
PAGE8twenty: really?
x candyisdandy: haha
x candyisdandy: i dunno
PAGE8twenty: ok
PAGE8twenty: u think about it and when you have a answer tell me
x candyisdandy: haha
PAGE8twenty: preferably in the next 5 minutes
x candyisdandy: haha
x candyisdandy: um.
x candyisdandy: i don't think i can go to your house
x candyisdandy: ]:
PAGE8twenty: oh
PAGE8twenty: so thats a no?
x candyisdandy: yea.
x candyisdandy: ]:
PAGE8twenty: dang
PAGE8twenty: how about if you were able to go to my house?
PAGE8twenty: would you?
x candyisdandy: suuure why not?
x candyisdandy: haha
PAGE8twenty: wow
PAGE8twenty: cus its sex!
PAGE8twenty: du du dunnnnn
x candyisdandy: ....!
x candyisdandy: haha
PAGE8twenty: so really you would have sex with a ugly fat loser like me?
x candyisdandy: mmm maybe
PAGE8twenty: cool
PAGE8twenty: i got a maybe
x candyisdandy: haha
x candyisdandy: dude you just really want to have sex huh?
PAGE8twenty: yup
PAGE8twenty: not with just anybody
x candyisdandy: ooo la la.
PAGE8twenty: with maria!
PAGE8twenty: haha
x candyisdandy: shweeet
x candyisdandy: haha
PAGE8twenty: so you got that have sex with genzl card fo free
PAGE8twenty: haha
x candyisdandy: hahaha
x candyisdandy: coo'
PAGE8twenty: just go up and grab my cock though
PAGE8twenty: thats how you redeem the card
PAGE8twenty: haha
x candyisdandy: mmmmmkay
PAGE8twenty: are you really guna do it?
x candyisdandy: haha
x candyisdandy: mmm maybeee.?
PAGE8twenty: haha
PAGE8twenty: you never give straight yes or no answers do you?
x candyisdandy: nope.
PAGE8twenty: lyndon grabbed my balls
PAGE8twenty: haha
PAGE8twenty: i got scared
x candyisdandy: !!!
PAGE8twenty: haha
x candyisdandy: woah. were you turned on by it?
PAGE8twenty: no
PAGE8twenty: i was like whoah whoah whoah!
x candyisdandy: haha
PAGE8twenty: whydyoudo that for?
PAGE8twenty: ok
PAGE8twenty: so tomoro
x candyisdandy: ?...?
PAGE8twenty: go up and grab my cock and boom
PAGE8twenty: ill sex with you anytime!
PAGE8twenty: oh yah and get that thong!
PAGE8twenty: haha
x candyisdandy: hahaha
x candyisdandy: suuure thang buddy
PAGE8twenty: really you guna do it tomoro?
x candyisdandy: haha grab your cock?
x candyisdandy: mmm when im drunk i'll grab your cock.
x candyisdandy: but in school i can't
PAGE8twenty: hahaha
PAGE8twenty: ok
PAGE8twenty: just come over ill get you drunk
x candyisdandy: yea! free alcohol!
PAGE8twenty: haha
x candyisdandy: heehee

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watching: mad tv!
listening to: the libertines
mood: happy

Today i went to the mall with eryn &shannon. Eryn picked me out a pretty purple thong with stars [: haha. then just went to eryn's house and watched "The Boondock Saints". oh my goodness. i loved the mom on-the-phone-scene. i mean, that was brilliant. well i can't believe it's another year. it seemed to have gone by so fast. sigh. golden raisins are good.

 

harry potter. pretty boy.

ally hilfiger. rich beeeeyotch. but pretty.

the libertines.awesome music.

kathleen hanna. gorgeous girl. [:

 

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i love love elliot. nothing can change that. maybe dancing chocobos or happy little monkeys, BUT NOTHING ELSE. i am practically obsessed. why the fuck do i like him??? oh yea. im playing guitar. at least TRYING to play. i suck at it. very much.... i like elliot. the end. ummmm.................. it's almost new years. eeeeek!

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ha. yesterday was fun. aw... i actually got presents (: i feel happy now. thank you melissa m, melissa o, and genie g. well here my daily re-cap. 1st period watched a movie. 2nd period was awwwwesome. we were playing basketball in the gym and the lights went out! everyone was screaming and crying. it was hilarious. then when the lights turned back on i ran to basketball hoop. nichole &stacy say i run fast, and stacey said maybe thats why they call you crazy mae. 3rd period was yumtastic. i ate chocolate with melissa. victor offered me a hug but then i didn't go stand up and walk to him for a hug because i was lazy, so no hug ): 4th period was fun. gio makes me laugh a lot. yep. 5th period took a test. 6th period was okay i guess, our panama poster looks like crap and i bet we're going to get an f on it. awww... i didn't get to go to nichole's soccer game with stacey &nichole's homie... darn... but i did go to the movies with christa annalee micheal &garret. it was fun... we watched lord of the rings: return of the king... damn that movie is siiick. haha the severed heads was woah, tre realistic-o. yea. after the movie, which lasted like 3-4 hours, me christa &annalee went to starbucks. i saw this cute white boy. dammit why the hell do i like white boys? yum i got a hot chocolate but that only reminded me of elliot. and then i was sad. but drink hot chocolate at 11 something is fun i guess. ahh... i'm sad now. because i miss elliot... i havent seen that boy in forever. i hope he gets better... wellllll this blog thing is kind of long so i'm going to end it riiiiight now.

x i'm going to freak myself with that movie
-christa's dad talking about how hes going to watch freaky friday

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You're not so much depressed as you're totally
freaking insane. Kati would be friends with you
because she's just like you. You could stay
over her house and make pasta and biscuits at 4
am. You're also astoundingly similar to Invader
Zim's GIR. Viva la little robots wearing green
dog suits! Let's make biscuits!

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