WARNING
This joke contains slight sexuality, if you are offended or is innocent enough not to get those jokes, please do not read this
Of course, I meant well

John and Mary were in Church of Sunday. Unfortunately, Mary fell asleep. The Priest, seeing this, quizzed her, ¡°Who should we devote our life to, Mary?¡±
John pokes Mary and wakes her up. ¡°GOD¡± she yelled, then realizing she was in Church, she lowered her voice and spoke to John though clenched teeth, then went back to sleep.
¡°Who has come 2000 years ago and suffered to wash away our sins?¡± the Priest inquired Mary.
John poked Mary again, and obviously, suffered the consequences. Mary woke up and shouted ¡°Jesus Christ!¡± Again, realizing this was Church, she hushed her voice, ¡°Do that again, I¡¯ll throw you into the garbage truck next time it drops by¡±. Then she went, again back to sleep.
The Priest seized this chance to ask another question, a somewhat harder one, ¡°Mary, what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 23rd child?¡±
John poked Mary, and she shot upright and yelled, ¡°If you stick that thing in me again, I¡¯ll break you in half!!!¡±

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lol, nice one.
» dave on 2006-11-08 01:06:17

ha ha ha ha! I kind of heard it a little differently but that one was good
» kkama67 on 2006-11-08 02:22:25

hahahaha that cracked me up XDDDD

Welcome to NuTang, by the way!!! =DDD

...did you know your name is extremely like my chinese one? ^^;; i'm R. Zhang in Chinese haha XD

L8r,

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» Kuri on 2006-11-09 12:12:51

HAHA
I like that one!
» stlcardsgal86 on 2006-11-09 02:42:59

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