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Robert Zimmerman

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Saturday 12.10.05 10:51 pm

Yup. I haven't been here in a long time, have I? Well, I'm not dead but there's definitely nothing to write about. For example, the only reason that I'm here is probably because I got sixteen hours of sleep or so and got bored enough to check my little site stats thingy. Since I seem to have a couple people that don't just stumble onto this site with searches for "drunken monkey racing," "he (or she) really needed to pee," or, my favorite, "the function of tea," I figured it'd be nice to update them on stuff... whoever they are.

Lessee. Before y'all get bored with a mini-rant on my life, I'll list and link to a couple highlights: I went to homecoming - here's a picture if you care (Link), then I wrote two new stories: Radical Dreamer and Mystery in Red. And that's the super-condensed story of my life.

What else have I been doing, you ask? Oh... you didn't? Well, too bad - you get to read it. (Assuming you keep reading, because I've given you fair warning at this point.) I've hit up a few concerts, namely Dandy Warhols at the Fillmore, and Nine Inch Nails... somewhere... a while back. They were pretty good, but I got a second-hand high at the Fillmore. Speaking of which, Halloween at Castro was pretty interesting. I was there with a few friends and when we got to the center of the event, we found ourselves in a hotbox... with a two block radius. My eyes were bloodshot for about half a day afterwards. 'Twas cool.

As for school, still not getting any sleep. Yada yada yada. Nada, nada, nada. Harper has begun to despise my writing, McDonnell has started grading me, specifically (according to Bob, the T.A.), harder than the rest of the class... including the people in their final year of French *grumbles*... oh yeah, McDonnell actually grading is news, too. Keller is trying to kill me with his silly history assignments and those tests that I never score over 40/70 on, PreCalc is a bitch - we're learning stuff that my brother never had to, nor does he understand, and he's already done Calc and whatever's beyond that in college... And AP Chemistry is the easiest class in the world. Ah, yes, school sucks.

In other news, I had the skin on my middle right knuckle savagely torn off with a bamboo stick, sloppily cleaned with peroxide or iodine or something, bandaged with some toilet paper and duct tape, and then, when the bamboo hit me again, my thumb refused to move or feel anything for about half an hour. If you want the details on that one, I'll clue you in personally.

I don't really know what else to say... There's some stuff I want, some stuff I don't, but there's really no point in trying to go into depth about it.

Later, DS
~ It is clear now, I've reached the highest summit of my dreams. In this peace found, I lay down...

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How did your knuckle get hurt by a BAMBOO stick? I'm intrigued.. I'd like the details.. no gory details though. please.
» dis1girl on 2005-12-10 07:36:26

Hey. Precal is pretty fucking annoying. All you do is graph functions pretty much. I found Calculus a lot easier and funner. Math gets more theoretical as it goes up. But good luck with that and hope your knuckle gets better.
» juiCyy on 2006-01-16 02:35:28

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