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Robert Zimmerman

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Never Stop Holding On
Wednesday 7.27.05 7:20 am

Woohoo! If you read the shoutbox, you know communication happened! That put me on a high for all yesterday.

So... what has been going on in the life of Robert? Considerably more than I thought there would be. I'm used to really boring summers during which I do nothing but possibly camp - one fun week out of... a month and a half? That's not very fun. But, I digress, I've been doing a lot of crap this summer.

For instance, I was supposed to go down to see Melanie at work, which... didn't work out because I would've had to walk all the way down (to Foster City) since my ride bailed on me. That probably won't sit too well with her. Anyway, I went to see Alda's dog a while ago and, sadly, he doesn't know how to play fetch. What makes it worse is that Kitty, who is younger and, in general, much stupider, plays fetch incredibly well. So, "Ha," to anyone that says you can't teach cats anything.

Oh. My cousin Gen(evieve) got me two Harem Scarem tickets (and transportation and reservations to some fancy hotel)! Apparently Johan is coming too. It's a long story about the second ticket, but you'll pick it up somewhere if you're resourceful enough... I guess...

Uh... I have no idea what else to say. There's a lot more I could say about stuff I've been doing with Alda, but none I'd like to disclose... Went on another date with Jamie... I keep waking up with Kitty grappled to my face... And, beyond that, the usual.

Later, DS
~ If I had a dollar for every time I've been bitten in the face by a porcupine, I'd have... about $3.50.

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5 Comments.


sweet, i am the first person to comment this site. uh, yeah, i dont know what to say, except that i would have like $50.00.
» zero_jak on 2005-07-28 03:07:51

glad you haven't succumbed to the summertime daze
and it seems you get attacked by animals an awful lot
» dave on 2005-07-29 10:25:00

You write well : )
» juiCyy on 2005-07-30 09:10:02

yo whats up. i got attacked by by a evil bunny. it was scary as hell. i love lamp.
» bitch_ass_mother_fucker on 2005-08-03 03:41:51

so i'm back
» juiCyy on 2005-08-06 06:58:55

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