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Friday 12.17.04 8:10 pm

Well, I tried out for the Mills badminton team - the all asian badminton team. They said they liked me on the first day and, on the second, basically implied the complete opposite. It looks like the team is remaning all asian, but hey, I can still hope, right?

I'm pretty sore after that. I had nearly four hours of playing at a semi-constant rate. It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't get a cramp everytime I stood up. But whatever. I feel like going to bed.

Actually, Nicole just told me that my name was written on the final list, but it was really tiny (along with Nils' too). She found it kind of odd that the two white guys that tried out were both written so small in such an obscure place on the paper. So do I... but hey, at least I got to play a few good games.

Later, DS
~ If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what really throws you into a panic.

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at my school, the badminton team is ALL asian except for 2 people, a white guy and a mexican girl.
» dis1girl on 2004-12-17 10:23:29

Nah...
Your's sounds good, but I have a better way. First, I burn the place down, hopefully trapping as many of them as I can in the conflagration. After that, I dance on the ashes while sowing the ground with salt so nothing can grow there. Then I place a demonic, satanic curse on the area so Pizza Hut employee's round the world commit horrible suicide in their work area everytime they ruin my order. Of course, I also tend to take things too far...
» DarkDragonKnight on 2004-12-19 12:02:57


we dont have a badmitton team! haha
» teresa on 2004-12-20 09:56:35

lmao
bet ur hair cut turned out better than mine tho! hehh! never heard of badminton team ...hmm..
» kawaiiHiroii on 2004-12-21 06:12:05

Whoaaa. That would be freaky if yo looked at yourself in the mirror when yoo ever catch on fire.. FREAKY. xo

» Sha_Sha on 2004-12-22 11:28:20

website
nice website! ne ways, im used to xanga, and i dont know how to put a chatterbox on my website, or songs or games or ne thing... and could you teach me how to make a good layout? if you have aim, mine is AkA gRiNdKiNg... TY SOOO MUCH!!!
» AkA_gRINDkING on 2004-12-22 03:33:24

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