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Poetry - 23.01.05 Writing - 10.12.05      Older  � From the Heart  � Clairvoyant Elegy  � For the Ghosts of Our Time      Newer  � The Art of Cooking With Turnips  � Radical Dreamer  � Mystery in Red  � Cerulean Dust  � Emerald     nuTang  � Lauren  � ECHO  � Kevin  � Stephanie  � Syd  � Ciara  � Quint  � Rick  � Grace  � Jamie  � Maryann  � Bianca  � Teresa  � Tiffany  � EM.com  � Newgrounds  � Get your own Banana Guard today!  � Quizilla! (Ask if you want a link to mine.)  � Virtual Turntable  � Maddox  � Kefallaville  � Mr. Quach Welcome to Not Getting Run Over By A Forklift 101. For our first lesson we'll... ack! No. NO! What a terrible way to start the class! But aren't solar-powered vampires a bit impractical? Did you know I have somewhere around one hundred forty entires? The primary function of the United States Coast Guard (besides protecting the borders and patroling national waters) is to travel back in time and battle pirates! If wishes were squids, then beggars would write. With the ink, you see. The ink of SO MANY SQUIDS. "It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass." Subscribe to this to blog if you would like to be emailed whenever it is updated. | ..:Expedient Shipping:.. Sunday 9.19.04 7:49 pm It was horribly cool... and slightly disgusting. I woke up this morning and I found my hair matted and stuck to my pillow. After I pulled the pillow off, I saw a huge brown area and I freaked out. Soon, it became quite obvious to me what had happened: I had gone to bed with dirty, gelled hair. I went into the bathroom and started taking a shower relatively soon after that. The water hit my hair and rushed down the drain, blood red. Then I remembered the cut I got from my little limbo act yesterday had opened during the night and I had bled all over everything. Needless to say, it was very, very painful washing my hair. Aside from that, I ordered mt textbook for Art History yesterday and the company said it would arrive here by tomorrow, the 20th. Today I went back on Amazon to print out the invoice and it said it would be here by the 24th (ie the day before I need the book). I really wouldn't care about the dates if I didn't have to read two chapters of the book in one night, but, I mean, if I don't even get the book on time, I swear I am going to kill this "Pray Books" place. I called their office to ask what their problem was and I got some guy with an Indian accent that kept asking dumb questions. The first thing he asked was, "Are you sure you ordered it?" "Am I sure I ordered it? What the hell kind of a question is that? Why in God's name would I be calling you if I hadn't?" I angrily replied. "Allah," he said meekly. At this point, I was on the verge of hanging up since he was obviously offended by my use of the word God and I knew I'd be using it a lot with him but I decided against it. So I sat there answering his inane questions for about an hour before he told me that they had run out of stamps. I informed him that you don't use stamps with first-class packages and he didn't say anything back. After a few minutes of silence, I asked him how much he got paid to do this. He said, "About four hundred fifty dollar a year." I chuckled and hung up... and then I got pissed that I paid for Expedient Shipping. Lesson of the Day: Never, ever buy anything from Pray Books. Later, DS
2 Comments. and you're right, that was disgusting.
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