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Robert Zimmerman

Age: 22

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Location: Are you a stalker?... Wait.      Don't answer that... I'd rather not      know.

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Welcome to Not Getting Run Over By A Forklift 101. For our first lesson we'll... ack! No. NO! What a terrible way to start the class!

But aren't solar-powered vampires a bit impractical?

Did you know I have somewhere around one hundred forty entires?

The primary function of the United States Coast Guard (besides protecting the borders and patroling national waters) is to travel back in time and battle pirates!

If wishes were squids, then beggars would write. With the ink, you see. The ink of SO MANY SQUIDS.

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Sunday 9.12.04 2:17 pm

I guess I sort of know how Emerald feels about my rather stalker-like tendencies. It's rather disturbing.

Anyway, my life is still boring. I was forced to spend a rather long time reripping my music yesterday, but I'd rather not get into that. I did find myself thinking of ideas for pictures yesterday but I only drew one and, altough I like it, I'm too lazy (and afraid) to scan it and put it on my site. Never you mind about why I'm afraid to put it up.

I've also noticed something rather interesting: people don't seem to read entries that are longer than a few paragraphs. Why? I don't know. I really don't care how long someone's entry is if I enjoy reading what they usually write. Part of this is my bitching because no one ever reads my long entries but the other, considerably less selfish, part of this is that, sometimes, people write a lot because they're confused or feeling hurt. The least you can do is read through the entry, heck, you could even skim it and offer up a bit of advice or act like a Hallmark card and say "Hope you feel better soon" or something. I mean, in my experience, people that write in their blogs are generally writing for other people so why can't you just take a bit of time and help their mostly-pathetic cause? (Hmm. I think I went from defending those people to making fun of them... oh well.)

Actually, the more I think about it, I realize that I don't really give a damn if people give me advice on anything... It's not like I actually listen to any of it anyway. But, still, the other people that write rant upon rant deserve at least one little piece of recognition - I get plenty anyway. I charge each of the people that reads this to go read and comment on some random person's rant (i.e. an entry four hundred words or over).

J'ecoute: Third Eye Blind - Crystal Baller

Later, DS
~ "...by purchased, I mean used my girlish charm and flaunted my femininity to obtain the items for free of course."

11 Comments.


i don't read the longer paragraphs because it's hard on my eyes. i just look through keywords and read a sentence or two. it would be easier to read if you had more paragraph breaks.
» jamie on 2004-09-12 04:59:45


I am guilty of skimming people's really long entries... unless of course I find them really interesting. I Guess some people just don't read them, because really long entries are kind of intimidating for a simple blog entry... actually people are prolly just lazy... Either way, skimming is a good alternative
» Zig_Justice on 2004-09-12 05:22:02


Itoo skim. but yeah about me " ordering" you to go on aim ...srry I just like to have people to talk to....then I get way to ahead or meself...so yeah I know how it is. but yeah I hate being ignored it sucks it makes me feel so sorry for meself and sttupid [dont forget alone] my "friend" does it alot it really pisses me off [especially since I have such a huge crush on him] ... so yeah ttyl. ~da homie in da nw...
» luvablemonkey on 2004-09-12 06:11:38


im not a poet jus felt like writing one
» theangstronaut on 2004-09-13 01:48:42


It depends on my mood, if I want to read a long entry or just skim through it. Normally I would read a long entry, but my incredible laziness has gotten the best of me
» dis1girl on 2004-09-13 08:30:55


oh yea, and honors Int. Algebra isnt much different from the regular. there's just a lot more word problems to do.. x_x
» dis1girl on 2004-09-13 08:31:26


thank you haha u should help me out with this cuase i dont know how to set things up like how you have yours
» Eroticdoll on 2004-09-13 11:54:14

Creative Writing major?
I dunno if that's the greatest choice. I guess it really depends on what kind of career you aim to have. Do some research on it, though. :-P Only careers I can think of would be a writer or poet or something, and the income from that depends on how well yer books sell, assuming you actually get published, etc. I'm looking into English Literature, like I said. I can't stand the whole focus on grammar and all that crap. Plus, I plan on being a professor, so I can pretty much choose whatever the hell I want, so I might as well go with what I like. Hehe.
» DarkDragonKnight on 2004-09-14 12:35:36


i'm #9
» jamie on 2004-09-14 06:22:22


you should've seen him.
» jamie on 2004-09-14 06:29:48


hmm
when life tends to get boring
occupy yourself by watching FRIENDS.
» cherrylicious on 2004-09-14 08:13:00

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