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..:One Person Per Stall, Please:..
Monday 8.30.04 4:25 pm

I have a great deal of homework to do for tomorrow and I'm none to pleased about it. At least my math isn't due tomorrow. That would suck, since I didn't realize I missed the assignment on Friday. So, yeah, on to less boring parts of my life. Oh wait, nevermind, I wrote a poem yesterday. Now I can move on to non-boring things.

I walked into the bathroom during lunch today since, y'know, I had to take a piss and I stood in the mini line for the stalls. Eventually I got to be first in line and in a few seconds, some guy came out of a stall. I moved to go into it and he held it shut and said, "No, there's a guy in there." I swear I must have gotten the most horrified look on my face - I could feel it. A bit after that, a second guy came out. Since it was the only open stall, I went in and I was slightly more horrified and definitely more disgusted to see wet shoeprints on the seat. Needless to say, I had some very, very unhappy thoughts while I pissed.

That was the highlight of my day since I didn't have the opportunity to talk to any small woodland creatures or eat an eraser (someone stole mine).

Later, DS
~ I buy stamps by mail. It works rather well until I run out of stamps.

7 Comments.


Don't guys piss in a urinal not a stall?
» emerald on 2004-08-30 11:00:01

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oh my. i'm so sorry for that it must've sucked. for me it wouldn't have clicked until i left the bathroom that something naughty must have gone on but still that's rather scary.
» 2%milk on 2004-08-31 12:28:22

Huh?
Uh...What happened? I don't understand. :(
» DarkDragonKnight on 2004-08-31 09:52:22

AAAGH!
>_< You don't do things like that...Not in a bathroom. And make a line wait behind you? Ugh...
» DarkDragonKnight on 2004-08-31 08:03:08

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that they actually have stamps that you can put ur face on isnt that awesome? *akward silence* oy ....
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