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Monday 6.28.04 10:34 pm

For all the incredibly slow people out there, I didn't update after the movies yesterday. I left at about 7:45 and Casey and I got to the theatre around eight. We sat there for nearly an hour doing nothing because, if you didn't know already, the Hyatt sucks. They have no games or... well, anything for that matter - except a snackbar. Anyway, Fahrenheit 9/11 was scheduled to start at 9:15 or something, but they pushed it back to 9:45 because they were "waiting for everyone to arrive". After some poking around and getting yelled at, the manager told me that they screwed up the reels and they were resplicing it. We went back into the theatre and Casey saw some friends of hers, so I got dragged over to talk. The two friends she took me over to were obviously a couple and when the guy said, "Looks like you're doing well, Casey." I shot her a questioning look, but she ignored it and told me to talk to the guy while she chatted with her other friend. He ended up telling me his name was John early on and I considered that for a moment and said that John is my dad's name and that he reminded me a lot of him. He got a little pissed and asked if I was calling him old. I took it as an opportunity to test his intelligence since he didn't really strike me as anyone that could be classified anything short of an idiot. I said, "No, of course not." He asked what I meant and, in turn, I explained that my dad was only thirty-two and still in really good shape. He looked a little confused for a minute, then he looked at the ceiling and counted on his fingers for a bit. Then his eyes shifted back to me and he asked, "What do you take me for? Your dad can't be thirty-two." He cracked his knuckles and I hesitated. I thought I had been found out, but I got an idea. I said, "Dude, your math sucks... Did you fail the class or something?" He got a thoughtful look on his face and seemed to be pondering something for all of ten seconds then said, "Yeah, you're right. My math does suck. And thanks for comparing me to your dad... I guess." (Well, that's not an exact quote, but he said something to the effect of his math being wrong and that he got a D in algebra.) After that, we got rather quiet and he occasionally looked at me through the corner of his eye and grumbled about the employee's being dumbasses. By the time Casey and Kendra, John's girlfriend, came back, I had decided to take Kendra for a private chat. I asked her if she knew John was an idiot and she casually said yes and explained that she wasn't really interested in him and that she felt alone if she didn't have a boyfriend. I accidently blurted out, "You know, I think you two are perfect for eachother." Then I got one of the hardest slaps I can remember. I couldn't help but smile is she stomped away, though. (If you didn't get the logic behind my saying they were good for eachother, she's as much of an idiot as he is if she can't stand not being in a relationship... or at least that's my take on it.)

Well, eventually the movie started, and eventually it ended. By the time we were out of the theatre it was 12:30 and we were rather hungry so we walked down to Safeway and pigged out on their subs. It was around two when we called her mom to come pick us up.

As for my opinion on the movie... It was okay, but I thought Mr. Moore got a little too anti-Bush. I mean, I think he's an idiot sometimes and I'm not too thrilled with him being president and trying to repeal all of our environmental protection acts, but I wouldn't go as far as to say half of the things Moore did. I don't think I could have stood reading the anti-Bush book he wrote that didn't make it to the public... That movie was quite enough.

Later, DS
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i think you might be a tad-bit crazy, m'lad. but hey, s'all good in tha hood...
i heard farhenhiet 911 was pretty good...except he was being wayy too anti-bush. i heard he had good ideas, but a bad way of presenting it all. i'm thinking of seeing it pretty soon actually..
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