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Friday 5.21.04 06:12 pm

I've resolved to finsih all of this damned math homework over the weekend so I don't have any to do next week. I think I may have said that yesterday, but Mrs. Dreyer decided to give us more today... or at least me. I got a little too talkative in class today.

For everyone that's telling me to go find someone else, the someone that I have a crush on at the moment will suit me just fine. Just because she doesn't like me doesn't mean I can't like her, does it? I know it's sort of stupid, but that's my style if you hadn't already noticed.

Beyond that, nothing is happening in my little world these days...

Later, DS
~ How to survive if you fall into a cesspool: 1) Get out quickly. (the most common cause of death here is asphyxiation by methane gas.) 2) Hold your breath for as long as possible between taking breaths. 3) If you cannot climb out, give one loud shout for help. (The more you shout, the more you deplete your air supply.) 4) Once out, get at least 10 feet away fromthe tank before trying to catch your breath.

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Just because she doesn't feel the same way you do doesn't mean you should stop, but it does mean you should keep yer options open. Of course yer crush is gonna be yer number one option, but don't be quick to dismiss a second or third option, ya know? Just advice from an older idiot to a younger one, because we seem to be a lot alike.
» DarkDragonKnight on 2004-05-23 12:53:09

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