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..:J'ai faire du longtemps pour ceci... presque:..
Tuesday 4.14.04 09:40 pm

I find STAR testing to be extremely dull, but mostly because it's so easy. Well, scratch that, it's probably sitting in a stuffy room for a couple of hours. I'm one of those in between people that finishes really early and, instead of reading, I make a point of catching up on missed sleep.

Nothing really happened today. I got sent home from track after the warm up laps because of my shin splints, but before I left I took a peek at the schedule for the meet. I have to run another 400, my least favorite event, but at least I'm in long jump too. Another sad thing is they put me in high jump. I love the event, but I can't stand up in competition for more than the opening height. Normally I wouldn't be mad about the meet, but I'm being treated like a cripple and being forced to do some of the most competitive events in the meet...

I was cooking pancakes for the homeless from about six to eight-thirty today. It was sorta cool, I guess. One guy insisted that I deep-fry one in Pam for him, so I did. He sank back into a collapsable chair with a huge smile until the chair started to fold up on him. Other than that, the people seemed to like my adding a few things to change the taste of the batter... Mmm... Vanilla Extract is my friend. However, I'm starting to feel a craving for a baked good right now, so I think I'll go quell the desire.

Later, DS
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