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X rated pics on nutang!, and a Kamasutra, come look!!!
Wednesday. 1.14.09 10:44 pm
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It promotes the though of how you could prevent aids, because

no vagina = no sex = no AIDS


Aids Kamasutra


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!st Sex video, kinda/ cyber porn in 1994/ DSL vs Dialup
Sunday. 1.4.09 12:52 am
Our Very First Sex Tape

Internet Porn 1994

DSL Pwns dialup

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Wednesday. 12.31.08 4:07 pm
Be it extremely emotional, controversial, messed up, or whatever, this entry has been password protected.

If you know it, enter it; or, ask me for it.

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something to ponder on xmas, is porn good or bad?
Thursday. 12.25.08 4:14 am
Why porn is good
  1. Great Sex. I wasnít alive in the 50ís and 60ís and really only qualified as a person in the late 80ís. By the time my junk was ripe porn was a major cultural force (though hardcore was effectively illegal in the UK until 1999). Thanks to porn Iíve never been with someone who thought blowjobs were unnatural, sex could only take place with the lights off or who thought a goat with socks on its hooves couldnít be trained to do that shit. Until the porn seeing other people have sex was a serious effort, and getting an idea of what other people did sexually was mostly guess-work (which is why people lined up to read the Kinsey Report). Pornís given us a universal bedroom we can all peek into, changing sex permanently and for the better.
  2. Sexual Liberation. I donít mean the effects of feminism (though without the Womenís Liberation movement many of the people making Ďloopsí in the 70ís wouldnít have had reasons to believe they were challenging convention instead of simply prostituting themselves). Thanks to porn people can explore their sexual identity in private without fear of an ass kicking or social humiliation. A teenager can see explicit material, even if their school runs an Ďabstinence onlyí sexual (mis?)education program, the only place to buy porn for a hundred miles is the 7-11 (which has Playboy), and they think they might be gay.
  3. The advancement of women. Donít laugh. Without porn how many ex-junkies from broken homes would be running business empires and buying planes? Before the internet sex-work meant a career that ended when your looks faded and zero security. Websites have allowed women to bypass the establishment and gain control of their careers. Money is power, and pornís funneled it to smart women who previously enriched other people and then faded away.
  4. The modern internet. Despite the lies of Amazonís evil patent attorneys, the vast online books-movies-shit-weíll-sell-anything store didnít invent e-commerce. The affiliate program, video streaming, voice-over-IP, compression technology and online credit-card processing were all pioneered by pornographers. Pay Pal was built on porn (they only stopped processing for porn sites in June 2003) and credit card companies still rely on the aggressive fraud porn-sites attract to hone the tools they use to keep mainstream sites secure (if youíre not constantly exposing your systems to fraud you canít fight it effectively because you donít know what it looks like.) If youíre thinking of buying a phone you can watch TV on, thank the pornographers who worked out how to make it work.
  5. Deep throat blowjobs. As unnecessary and utterly desirable as a McLaren F1 loaded with you, Nella, Kyla Cole and an English-Czech dictionary - the world is better for them. Before ďDeep ThroatĒ they were the sole preserve of rumors, circus folk and Hellís Angels initiation ceremonies. Now anyone who wants to can learn to give head without choking (itís not all about receiving, not gaggingís a huge bonus for a schlong-ingestee) and penis owners get to watch a trick that Siegfried and Roy have yet to perform. On stage.
  6. Decent plastic surgery. Any decent surgeon will tell you that women check out porn-stars before getting work done and often show up asking for stuff theyíve seen. Theyíll also tell you that if your boobs cost less than five grand a side you may as well just pad your bra with mince and start crying now. Unlike most women (and few male performers are getting significant work done) porn pros need to look good in order to eat and demand the best. Where else can you meet people whoíve had nine sets of implants in less than a decade? They are the Mercury Astronauts of plastic surgery procedures pushing the frontiers for mankind. Movie stars cannot be relied upon to maintain standards.
  7. HBO. The Home Box Office channel produces some of the best long-form drama on the planet and itís not cheap. Rome, Six Feet Under, Deadwood and similar shows cost millions an episode which means HBO canít afford to run 24 hrs of original drama a day. In fact HBO canít afford to run one hour of original drama a day. The shortfall is made up by their documentary unit, who stock the channel with content thatís compelling enough to keep people paying a monthly subscription and stands up to being endlessly repeated. What can you make a Ďdocumentaryí about that people will watch 20 times without complaining? I GOT IT! Taxicab Confessions, Kim Catrallís Sexual Intelligence, Pimps Up Hoís Down, Family Business - itís all softcore porn and it pays for the Sopranos. Youíre welcome.
  8. Free speech. The vanguard of First Amendment law in the US work is the defense of pornography. While even idiots realize that stepping on political opinions they donít like endangers their own, many people are more than happy to Ďclamp downí on obscenity without thought for the consequences. Provocatively named, badly written laws like ĎThe Child Online Protection ActĎ and ĎPROTECTĎ do harm far beyond the jizz-bizz, but the people who risk jail time and spend millions fighting them are pornographers. Even companies trying to extort licensing fees on old patents (i.e. theyíll claim Windows Media Player contains an idea they hold a patent on and attempt to charge users a fee for use of Ďtheirí technology) chase pornographers first. Every time a pornographer beats back legal insanity we all win.
  9. Education. For all the bad, cheesy, unreal gonzo stunt-sex in porn thereís also a huge amount to learn from watching other people fuck. Everyone born since 1980 knows that men are supposed to last longer than 12 seconds (15ís fine guys) and that using your hands during oral sex isnít Ďcheatingí (unless youíre using them to cover your partners eyes while the dog handles it). Most people today see porn before they experience another person sexually themselves and whatever its flaws, the reality of hardcore and its lack of impossible glamour, is a far truer representation of sex than the magazines packed with women whose genitals have been airbrushed-out which prior generations had to suffer.
  10. The weather. Thatís right, aerosolized jizm combats global warming (I canít prove this but itís a strong hunch).
Why porn is bad

So what's so bad about pornography?

I spent 20 or so years pursuing pornography in its various forms.  In the years since I was set free in 1998, God has been helping me see and understand his perspective on pornography.  I created this page to share that perspective and answer the question, "What is so bad about pornography?"  Overall, porn affects every viewer negatively, regardless of religious belief, creed, gender or age.   Here is my list of reasons that explain why.

1)  Pornography feeds lust of the eyes and lust of the flesh, which are never satisfied.  It leaves the viewer craving more and more in order to achieve the same "sexual high."  It easily enslaves people to their own cravings and opens the door to other forms of evil, like anger, abuse, violence, hatred, lying, envy, compulsiveness and selfishness.   The power behind porn is revealed when the porn addict tries to stop their habit - it is virtually impossible without help.  

2)  Pornography sexualizes the viewer's mindset.   It warps and perverts their perspective such that sex is unnaturally elevated in their thoughts.   Porn's images are stamped into viewer's  brain with the aid of hormones released during sexual arousal.  Even if a person decides to stop looking at porn, the past images can remain for years or even a lifetime.

3)  Pornography promotes destructive practices and can lead to progressive addiction.  For example, porn sites routinely link viewers to depictions of every type of sexual perversion imaginable, such as child porn, homosexuality, bestiality, necrophilia (sexual interest in corpses), masochism (pleasure from abuse or suffering), rape and sadism (gratification from inflicting physical or mental pain on others).  The viewer's exposure to such themes naturally increases the likelihood that they may attempt to act out what they've viewed.  This can lead to sexual crimes, a la the late Ted Bundy and Gary Ridgway (The Green River Killer)

4)  Pornography intensifies an individual's drive to serve oneself, rather than serve others.  For example, masturbation, which typically accompanies looking at pornography reinforces a self-centered sexual orientation (i.e. lust), which can detract from a person's ability to give and receive love.

5)  Pornography addiction can lead to debt.  The convenience of credit card transactions on the internet encourages covert spending without limit.  Additionally, pornographers flood common internet areas with enticing banner ads ("teasers") and spam email, which bait potential viewers with free porn.  Once lured by the free porn to the site, the viewers must then pay to see more.  

6)  By viewing and/or purchasing porn, viewers are supporting the porn industry and facilitating its growth.  By viewing porn, the viewer is also contributing to the sexual exploitation of whoever or whatever is in the images he or she is viewing.

7)  Looking at porn can damage the viewer's family relationships, not to mention increasing the chance of his or her spouse and children finding the material.  Porn may also inspire the viewer to explore incest, which is a common porn theme.  Other things porn may inspire in the viewer (which could in turn affect the family) include sexual frustration, lying, abuse, affairs, debt, violent behavior and irrational thinking.  (see Testimonials on how porn destroys lives)

8) Looking at porn at work could damage the viewer's reputation, decrease his or her  productivity and lead to job loss.  It could also inspire unhealthy and/or inappropriate relationships with co-workers.

9)  Looking at porn can damage the viewer's current or future marriage sex life.  Porn viewers may find that it's difficult to enjoy true intimacy with their spouse when they're fantasizing about somebody else!  Additionally, porn builds an unrealistic perception of sexual relations.  Porn sex is a portrayal or an act made for the viewer's enjoyment.  It takes what God intended as a private expression of love between a husband and wife and prostitutes it for entertainment.  When a person has been looking at sexual pictures of other people for entertainment, he or she will have a downgraded value of sex.  This in turn will detract from  their appreciation and value of sex with their spouse.

10)  Looking at porn will increase the viewer's tendency to lie, because he or she will have a natural desire to keep it secret to avoid criticism, embarrassment, shame and/or having to surrender their habit.

11)  Looking at porn can lead a person into masturbation addiction.

12)  Looking at porn brings serious spiritual consequences  (see consequences page).  For example, it opens the doorway to spiritual oppression and confusion in the viewer's life.  The power behind pornography is inherently evil.  It seeks to control and dominate the viewer's life, while allowing other forms of evil to gain influence in that person.  Once a person starts looking at the porn, their eyes become the gateway for the evil power to enter them.  As it gains influence, the evil can numb the viewer's ability discern right and wrong.  As traditional moral values are blurred, confusion sets in.  

13)  Looking at porn helps you start to believe the lies it promotes.  Examples lies include:

  • Sexual freedom = happiness
  • Perverted sex (homosexual sex, incest, BDSM, etc) is more enjoyable than "normal" heterosexual sex
  • There are no consequences to sexual promiscuity
  • Sexual expression is a right, not a God-given or God-defined gift
  • You can live a healthy life with the porn images floating around in your mind
  • Porn doesn't harm anyone
  • Sex is something to be done primarily for self gratification
  • The porn stars are the happiest people on earth
  • Adults can view porn without any lasting side effects
  • Porn will help your sex life
  • Porn is just a harmless thing that everybody looks at
  • More lies...
So you decide. merry christmas

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sex robot?
Sunday. 12.21.08 3:29 am

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clear the oral sex off your phone when you get a new one
Wednesday. 11.26.08 10:50 am

Reminder: Delete all the amateur porn clips from your cameraphone

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Just a quick reminder: before you trade in your old video cellphone you might want to delete all those amateur porn clips of yourself that you recorded with it. At least if you don't want to piss off Alan Rooney, who discovered some very special bonus content on the replacement handset he got from British wireless carrier 3 after his old phone broke.

Top Ten Terms for Oral Sex on a Man

 1. hummer

 2. blow job

 3. suck cock or lick dick

 4. eat a sausage or a hot dog

 5. take to lunch

 6. a BJ smoothie

 7. a sticky sweet facial

 8. a swallow sandwich

 9. lipstick on the dipstick 

 10. throating (but only if you're good)





Oral~Sex Tips from Guys for their Ladies

Feeling a warm mouth on my package gives new meaning to the term "rise and shine." But it's not a totally selfish sex wish -- wake a man up with a blow job and he'll return the favor the next time.

The best blow job is when you alternate flicking your tongue against the tip of my penis with taking me completely in your mouth.  The sensation is so intense, I almost fall out of bed!

Try Perpetual Penetration.  Bring one hand down, letting my penis "penetrate" your fist.  Before the head of my penis pops out of your hand, bring the other hand up for the next penetration.

The best hand job is when you build up to a fast rhythm, then slow it down dramatically.  If you do this four or five times, never taking your hands off me, it's incredible.

The bottom of the scrotum -- y'know, my ball sac--  is the most sensitive part on my body.  Stroke it.  Cuddle it.  Cradle it.  Love it.

Go down on me in the shower.  There's nothing like the feeling of a warm mouth around me while the warm water's rushing down.

If you give me a naughty look while you're going down on me, I know you're not just tolerating it -- you love it.







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