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Subscribe to this to blog if you would like to be emailed whenever it is updated. | clear the oral sex off your phone when you get a new one Wednesday. 11.26.08 10:50 am Reminder: Delete all the amateur porn clips from your cameraphoneJust a quick reminder: before you trade in your old video cellphone you might want to delete all those amateur porn clips of yourself that you recorded with it. At least if you don't want to piss off Alan Rooney, who discovered some very special bonus content on the replacement handset he got from British wireless carrier 3 after his old phone broke. Top Ten Terms for Oral Sex on a Man 2. blow job 3. suck cock or lick dick 4. eat a sausage or a hot dog 5. take to lunch 6. a BJ smoothie 7. a sticky sweet facial 8. a swallow sandwich 9. lipstick on the dipstick 10. throating (but only if you're good)
Oral~Sex Tips from Guys for their Ladies Feeling a warm mouth on my package gives new meaning to the term "rise and shine." But it's not a totally selfish sex wish -- wake a man up with a blow job and he'll return the favor the next time. The best blow job is when you alternate flicking your tongue against the tip of my penis with taking me completely in your mouth. The sensation is so intense, I almost fall out of bed! Try Perpetual Penetration. Bring one hand down, letting my penis "penetrate" your fist. Before the head of my penis pops out of your hand, bring the other hand up for the next penetration. The best hand job is when you build up to a fast rhythm, then slow it down dramatically. If you do this four or five times, never taking your hands off me, it's incredible. The bottom of the scrotum -- y'know, my ball sac-- is the most sensitive part on my body. Stroke it. Cuddle it. Cradle it. Love it. Go down on me in the shower. There's nothing like the feeling of a warm mouth around me while the warm water's rushing down. If you give me a naughty look while you're going down on me, I know you're not just tolerating it -- you love it.
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