That Shoutbox random contest was fun, but I think people need some practice...

Here are some basic directions:
1.Obviously you want it to be random
2.Use lots of adjectives
3.Make it nonsensical if you can

Important points:
-IT DOES NOT HAVE TO CONNECT
ex. Bob likes apples. Mars is a planet.
-Make up words are always good when you're challenging me :)
ex. stupidiously (haha :P)
-Long names are fun!
ex. Afromalaphisophinapalopana (my personal favorite)

I shall start.

Five hundred years from the future past polka dotted penguins have melted textbooks with ultrablue vision. Popstars ballooned and exploded in the back of the restaurant. NO KEY IS SAFE FROM THE SQUIGGLE GREMLINS! Take the iron with some threadlets.

I will have a superpower of flowery fresh breath.
But being able to sing Jingle Bells? That doesn't have the word "sponge" in it!

Something like that?

That's a good start. :D
The only thing is, you could be talking about something real.... so it might make sense.

A helpful little secret:

Try substituting parts of words for other similar words!
Ex. Ultraviolet -> ultrablue

i jumped out of the man's lapel into the mouth of a desk. vegie tamales are slightly sweet, but chocolate yogurt reminds my little mom of Stephen King. if you poot on an interweb ad, it gives you lemons, which you throw at life. 3 grams of cellulose per serving of coheed and cambria. gravity is as vanity does, and so the world spins into a purple and cheese combonation lock. when will the orange-house effect start?

Wow that was really good. :0

Hmmmm....

Spunky skies predict future riot pasta in the epidermis of the public. Love struck cookies sail gluesticks to the verb. Do nonconforming isotopes monitor string fish??!?! The grand scale of 250275 lbs determines mirrors to be man. The early late Mr. Dobson bids bytes a due creation. Mothers cry for the mafia performer filling of mascarpone while rotini spin succulent woods.

hokay, give me a few minutes...

alexander the Grandios was wearing transparent shades when his mom's 20 dollor billfold hit my nose in the leg. i have never heard the Demented Cartoon Movie, but your mom saw it and reminded Dave of shrimp/pelicans. Stop! Look! and Laugh! said microsoft to the public when exposing a new product. (lol) Pokemon: Burnt Cienna! is a hot book with amazing animation. she far exceeds my golden chalice's lusty lips. the window closed and the esophogous was sweating limade. how much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris? myspace smells redder than your other space, which has smilies writ on it's membrane. Mjbalasco1 has just gotten a memory spike to the left wrist. in "Abc", why is "A" capital and green a mix of yellow and purple?

Take the initiative to fail. Raging pepper Pluto a fortnight shall be imminent. One day is not enough so we shall butter the speakersystem. Frankenstein news chomped on Kacklehack olds. Under the new light of the galatical cracker gelatin Joeseph Smith realizes green flashes. Juno has always been so loud. The muffin meister of melodrama gets lost in the bustling metropolis of grammatical brown. No irony can defeat the fine hairs of gold!

mine are longer, that was my last for tonight. when exactly will this contest end? ill do more morrow, maybe

Well actually I don't know when the contest will end. How about whoever gives up first.

And... the loser will give the winner 50pps. How does that sound?

Bananas in my earlobes think that apples in my eyeballs think that pears in my toenails have gangrenous epilepsy.

Very short, but very random. :)

Do you taste the titanium essence. Lego spartans dock on the shore. In the twilight seagulls cry, and sand swept skyscrapers fall to the floor. Middle age wears a Speedo in the inferno that is microbiology. Clucks tell the time of the sight. Fear not, for ceramic rappers shall fizzle.