That Shoutbox random contest was fun, but I think people need some practice...

Here are some basic directions:
1.Obviously you want it to be random
2.Use lots of adjectives
3.Make it nonsensical if you can

Important points:
-IT DOES NOT HAVE TO CONNECT
ex. Bob likes apples. Mars is a planet.
-Make up words are always good when you're challenging me :)
ex. stupidiously (haha :P)
-Long names are fun!
ex. Afromalaphisophinapalopana (my personal favorite)

I shall start.

Five hundred years from the future past polka dotted penguins have melted textbooks with ultrablue vision. Popstars ballooned and exploded in the back of the restaurant. NO KEY IS SAFE FROM THE SQUIGGLE GREMLINS! Take the iron with some threadlets.

Well... glad I'm not Rarerita. :P

It was you in the beginning, you know. But I changed the name after I reread it. XP

*sigh* I know, it sucked. >.< My mind is far off into the dirt and sky...

My mind is in the mist....

I keep thinking about sitting by myself in the misty morning at school when it's not too cold, but cool and quiet and gray all around. It's a peaceful feeling...

The glad alligator has become quite ominous recently. I've speaked at her for years, but it won't work.

That's the problem with glib drawers, you know. Never have anything to be x. X, alas, alas. Have you become as the jedi mind force trick thingy!? Ah, it figures.

The ending.

Idea: Why don't you just give everybody who wrote a decent randomthing 500 pps or something. That would rock. I'd love you. I might even marry your teddy bear if it happens in such a manner.

Nevermind.

With all due cheese,
Crispy

Haha even if I had enough pps to do that I doubt I would. :P

But nice idea anyway... Crispy. Haha...

What happened to the little thing next to the thread name that shows how many views and replies there are? I liked that! :(

Samurai beetle squash tramples pole spider frogginess. Monsieur Fred Francis de Suisse takes his chainsaw and serves pie to all the greedy little toenails. In this distant land of forever-techno we say our first words as the journey is halfway empty. The optimist lies about the roadkill in the printer. Any washer nut has the floppiness to present dimple smarts.

The king wore a watch made from bed knobs and spider squirrels. It ticked twice, then tocked on the door of a giant bee with fish for eyes and eyes for feet. A good days away, the news broke out and a herd of glass pandas attacked the city of princes. Each prince picked up a pitch fork to perform calculus on a bed of a bobcats. I said, "Halke," he said "Halle Barmana." The kingdom of crystal was then forever lost under the Atlantic Ocean, beneath the whale's garden.

Serenity lost all color when the weighing of the nerds was held. Inside the boiler two toads cheeped merrily. Yo ho ho ho a pie rat's life for me... The cake took an extra dime and flew off to the stars, shouting "I'm a real boy!" History has never been so ricey. Sticky turkeys wipe globs of alabaster onto the railway in hopes of stealing mp3's.

This contest is getting stale. Like old crackers. Except not. More like old bread you feed to pigeons.

I thought you guys wanted to continue this!