Today was my first day at work!
It wasn't very exciting.
I have a bunch of emails to reply to from last week and this week. I'm working on borrowed time, I haven't ad my computer updated for my new information, and I haven't gotten my new badge yet... Gotta get that done by Wednesday.

My jaw is sore from gnawing jerky. Why is it called jerky?

It's very tasty jerky.

WHOA. Tiramisu Macarons. Dangerous!

Still no clue what to make for dinner.

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And now I'm back!

From outer space!

You just walked in to find me here with that there look upon my face!

31. I think my boss doesn't hate me.
32. I met undisputed! We took an awesome picture. My brother was wary of meeting a shady man from the internet. I don't think he can complain about anything.
33. There's something amusing about meeting people who aren't from Va but are living here, and are befuddled by it's quirks. They're definitely weird, but I guess it's different when you grow up with it.
34. I got some awesome signs and buttons, and my mom hopes my aunt doesn't steal hers. She was upset I put it in her yard, because she thinks my aunt will probably steal it. Oops.
35. I went to the fair, it was somewhat disappointing.
36. I'm applying for a new position, in the same group. Like the position I'm in now, I've had far too many pointers to apply for the new position.
37. My cat loves squash. My mom bought her some, but it turned out to be squash/chicken soup. I think the cat will never eat regular squash again.
38. My foot is asleep.
39. I ABHOR the Kenexa job application system. Every company has their own implementation of it, and I can't carry any of my information between them, meaning I have to enter all of my information no less than three times per company. ugh.
40. I have a car! It is Dave's old 2002 Kia Optima. I call it the J'Optima. I need to put stickers on it and make it ... fun. Maybe I'll get one of those confederate-themed Browning stickers for it. >.>

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I wanted some some curly fries, so I bought some curly fries.

They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard.

I have the WORST selection of songs stuck in my head now. None of which are safe for mixed company. I feel dirty for having them stuck.

Own Drugz (What? I don't even. Line of the song: Gas in my car, I got gas in my car. You can smell it when I'm passin' your car) (How do you rhyme car with car?! How... I don't even.)

I've got a problem too: This song. It's stuck. I don't even know why.

Halp.

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I went to a local restaurant for lunch. The rest of the afternoon was a bust.

The three S-es of food poisoning: The Sweats, the Shakes, the Shits.

Hoo boy. Won't be going to that restaurant again.

My insides are loud.

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