Wednesday. 8.23.06 9:54 pm
*Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the worst answer. *
In a trial, a southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. The witness was a grand motherly, elderly woman, 90years old...
He approached her and asked, "Mrs.Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The Lawyer was stunned.
Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr.Bradley since he was a youngster too. He's lazy, bigoted and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention, he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards ask her if she knows me, I'll throw you in jail for contempt."
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There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush.
By immitating the action of brushing his teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the salesclerk.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how would he express himself to the clerk?
Think about it. And I think that some of you have read it. for those who havent...just wait for the answer in my next entry. *evil laugh*
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After days (3 days, to be exact) of cracking ym brain and trying to think of how to customise my blog, i finally came up with this layout for my blog. Oh well, so far, I'm ok with the layout. but I'm sure there is still a lot that i can improve on. So... please criticise my blog. Haha. Dont worry. I wont take it personally. I am open to criticism.
I would like to give acknowledgements to Dave for helping me out with it. And to the baboons. Kekeke. Thanks a lot dude. It wont turn out to be like this if not for you. Haha.
So i hope you guys love my blog. And I will think of ways to improve even more. *sighs*
My brains are all tired out.
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Thursday. 8.17.06 10:53 pm
listening to: Friends Forever -- S Club 7
LIFE.
What IS Life?
Is it just to live and go on everyday doing the same thing all over again and again, or is there more to life than these?
Why is there problems in life that is so easy to solve by saying but not by doing?
LOVE.
What Is Love?
Is it just to be hurt over and over again?
Is it to be cared?
Is it to be able to go through the barriers that comes in the way?(Eg: NS, Parents, etc)
And about
Parental Love
-Is it to just blindly follow what they say with no chance to stand up for my right?
-Is it to respect them n understand the hardship they went through to bring me up?
FRIENDS.
We meet, we have fun n when the time comes, we separate, do our own things n never heard from each other again.
Is THAT what friendship is ALL about?
...seriously, i have no answers to these questions.
...i have been searching n still waiting for the day i get the answer that will satisfy me once and for all. Or will it?
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Once upon a time there lived a king
.
The
had a beautiful daughter, the princess
.
But there was a problem.
Everything the
touched would melt.
No matter what;
metal,
wood,
plastic
anything
touched would melt.
Because of this, men
were afraid of
.
Nobody would dare marry
.
The
despaired
.
What could
do to help
?
consulted
wizards
and magicians.
One
told the
,
"If your
touches one thing that does not melt in
hands,
will be cured."
The
was overjoyed
.
The next day,
held a competition
.
Any man that could bring
an object that would not melt would marry
and inherit the
's wealth.
Three young princes
took up the challenge.
brought a very hard alloy of titanium.
But alas, once the
touched it, it melted.
The
went away sadly
.
brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas, once the
touched it, it melted.
too was sent away disappointed
.
approached.
told the
, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what
is in there."
The
did as
was told, though
turned red
.
felt something hard.
held it in
hand.
And it did not melt!!!
The
was
.
Everybody
in the kingdom was
.
And the
married the
and
lived happily ever after.
Question:
What was the object in the prince's pants?
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