while visiting my son on his army base, I chatted with a colleague of his.
"What rank are you?" I asked.
"I'm relieved to say that I've just been promoted from captain to major."
"Relieved? Why?"
"Because," he replied, "my last name is Hook."
What really sucks is that I don't get to wear a costume this year =[ but i'll eat lots of candy anyways =P Me and the hubbys plan for tonight will be to just watch scary movies and maybe scare the mom-in-law somehow .....
You Are a Witch (or Warlock)
You are deviously brilliant and a perfect manipulator.
You somehow always end up getting what you want - without anyone knowing you're working behind the scenes.
Crafty and cunning, you can work your way out of any jam.
And it's easy for you to get people to do what you want, whether you're working for good or evil.
Your greatest power: Mind control
Your greatest weakness: Making people your puppets
My Texas Government teacher gaves us this witht the course syllabus xD
Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president witha car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different world for burger flipping - they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parent's fault so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes, and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and loosers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades, and they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to anything in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is not real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
My newest pullip, I got her in March, it's been four months, i haven't gone so long without buying a new one since i started collecting xP. She's based on the character from the anime Rozen Maiden
and after i took her out of her stock outfit and straightened her hair because i couldn't stand her curls ^^'
I'm addicted to this game, I've played it almost every day since I bought it like two weeks ago. I'm in season 3 of the career mode, but i haven't won any master or slam tournaments yet xP
I tried making a character that looked like me, but she turned out weird, so i created a fake one
Two more weeks and I'll finish English 1301 - composition 1. I hate writing essays for class, they give you all these rules, and stupid topics. I'm doing well though, i think i have a B+ so far, but still, i prefer math which is my major
The teacher gives too much homework too, since it's a summer session class and lasts only a month, so i'm eagerly awaiting for the month to end.