one time i used a fire extinguisher to kill wasp. ooh ooh and another time i mooned a golfer and yelled fuck u bitch. on 8\12\06 me and my friends wraped a torch with a stack of newspaper and threw it on somebody's yard while it was lit

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I went to orlando on the 9th through the 13th. It sucked the hotel,the epcot center everything but universal studio. In the hotel there was no hot tub,no pool and I had to share my bed with my grandma. It rained when we were going to to MGM studio so we had to go back to the bitchy hotel. MGM was going to be the funnest one to go to. I HATE THAT FUCKING GAY VACATION!!!!!!!!!

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It's coming and it's The Simpsons MOVIE. Coming on July 27, 2007 and remember spider-pig is watching you. "D'oh!"

note to self: eat donut every minute <-- this will happen if you eat that much!!!!

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