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Subscribe to this to blog if you would like to be emailed whenever it is updated. | holy "milk" Friday. 8.2.13 1:48 pm Holy milk... Milk so holy in fact that screams of "OH GOD" can be heard when extracting it yup. this guy Told people that "the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit"
Here's a testimonial from one of holy milk drainers in fact:
It's ok that he's locked up .. because "he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk."
You can't make this type of shit up. Forreal Comment! (1) | Recommend! MasturbatDEAD Saturday. 9.3.11 3:42 pm 42 goddam times. Couldn't someone get this dude some action?
IF YOU MASTURBATE MORE THAN 41 TIMES IN A DAY, YOU WILL DIE!!!
now are you curious, how many times can a female get off before she offs herself? Ask this woman Wait, you can't because she Masturbated to DEATH as well. Only no one was around to count how many times she rubbed it on out with that toy of hers So Please stop masturbating, and just have lots of sex, that is much much safer, and.. FUCK, YOU CAN DIE HAVING SEX with others TOO.. There's only one solution. NEVER HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE OR YOURSELF AGAIN... Or.. YOU WILL DIE!!!
Comment! (3) | Recommend! (1) Mortal Kombat Sexuality Wednesday. 4.27.11 4:55 am I would hate to be this guy Thursday. 12.2.10 11:35 am TO MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND (WIFE): During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 7 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be asleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hair-do 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished 1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move TO MY DEAR BOYFRIEND (HUSBAND): I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did: 5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat 36 times you did not come home at all 19 times you went soft before you got in 59 times you worked too late 43 times you got cramps in your toes 29 times you had to get up early to play golf 2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls 4 times you got it stuck in your zipper 3 times you had a cold and your nose was running 2 times you had a splinter in your finger 26 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day 98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball, etc. on TV Of the times we did get together: The reason I laid still was because you missed and were making love to the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?" The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe. Comment! (1) | Recommend! Avoid Airports and Church! Wednesday. 9.22.10 6:09 pm New TSA Pat-Downs Invasive, GropingBelieve it or not, you may want to choose the scanner(Newser) - Would you rather have your naked body stared at or your entire body groped? Those will soon be your choices at airport security checkpoints. If you don’t want to be subjected to the controversial full-body scanners , you can opt for a new, more aggressive pat-down—which seems poised to... More »
And even if you choose the scanner... Feds Admit Storing Body ScansScanners capable of storing, sending images(Newser) - The "virtual strip search" images taken by airport body scanners, which federal agencies have long insisted can't and won't be stored, have been stored in the tens of thousands. The US Marshals service has admitted that over 30,000 of the über-revealing images were stored at a single... More »
And lastly, avoid New Birth Missionary Baptist Church if your a boy or man because this guy is running it
Men allege sexual coercion by prominent Atlanta pastor
Comment! (2) | Recommend! Animal Porno Friday. 7.23.10 9:56 am |
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