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"When we describe the Moon as dead, we are describing the deadness in ourselves. When we find space so hideously void, we are describing our own unbearable emptiness." ~ D.H. Lawrence "Is the meaning of life defined by its duration? Or does life have a purpose so large that it doesn't have to be prolonged at any cost to preserve its meaning?" "Living is not good, but living well. The wise man, therefore, lives as well as he should, not as long as he can... He will always think of life in terms of quality not quantity... Dying early or late is of no relevance, dying well or ill is... even if it is true that while there is life there is hope, life is not to be bought at any cost." ~ Seneca "People will tell you nothing matters, the whole world's about to end soon anyway. Those people are looking at life the wrong way. I mean, things don't need to last forever to be perfect." ~ Daydream Nation "All Bette's stories have happy endings. That's because she knows where to stop. She's realized the real problem with stories-- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death." ~ The Sandman: Preludes & Nocturnes "The road now stretched across open country, and it occurred to me - not by way of protest, not as a symbol, or anything like that, but merely as a novel experience - that since I had disregarded all laws of humanity, I might as well disregard the rules of traffic. So I crossed to the left side of the highway and checked the feeling, and the feeling was good. It was a pleasant diaphragmal melting, with elements of diffused tactility, all this enhanced by the thought that nothing could be nearer to the elimination of basic physical laws than deliberately driving on the wrong site of the road." ~ Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." ~ William Blake Think about it Musicalities! Kill that boredom!
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"As you can see, this is not an indoor school. The lockers are outside, on the sides of the buildings..... why look here! Ha, it seems we've chanced upon a group of lockerus fobellus! This species of highschoolers generally 'hangs out' in front of a select few lockers. They are very territorial and will not move for anyone..." "Next we move on to the basketball courts, a wild and dangerous place. Be careful, and please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times... I see you sir, please remove your hand from there... thank you. As I was saying, this area of the highschool campus is very dangerous, so we must watch out." "We can see many boyicus activuses here.... this type of highschooler generally spends all time given in breaks playing basketball, or other activites requiring lots of energy. They are often aggressive, so- Sir, please don't touch the- somebody grab him! They've got him! Somebody help!- Oh- well I did warn you to keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle....." "Now we're coming to a building called the 'Fieldhouse'. The reason for this name is currently unknown, as it is neither field, nor house. Here are several more of the boyicus activus species.... playing with a tennis ball. This specific group tends to stay near the wall here, but can sometimes be seen venturing into the basketball courts. WATCH YOUR HEADS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!" "Ah, look at this one, with the green hat and the brown hair.... he appears to be making some sort of battle cry.... do you hear it? You might want to examine this strange ritual... but please don't go too close. There is still danger of being injured. Now he's removing one of the outer layers of his clothing, and we can see the brightly colored markings on the shirt underneath... fascinating, isn't it?...." "Nearby are the stalkerous girletus, sometimes seen to apparently watch the boyicus activuses..... Their natural habitat is near this metal object here, known as the 'monkey bars'. Only one is currently up there, and I think it gives her a better view of her prey...." "We're running out of time, so let's move on." "This is the 'quad' where all the popularus kidsises hang out. Next to them we have the subpopularus kidsises, and over here at this table there are the nerdimus cardplayeri." "Oh dear, it appears that we've completely run out of time.... Please step carefully out of the vehicle and exit through the door to your left, and thank you for visiting today's highschool safari. Enjoy the rest of your day." Recommended by 2 Members 3 Comments. haha that's great, reminds me so much of my high school days; and the turkey wasn't really by choice. she just got what she was given. Now if I were at home, my mom only buys maybe a 13 or 14 lb. turkey. But since I'm not at home, I have to deal with what I'm being served. :) » LostSoul13 on 2006-11-22 01:29:48 Haha, great. I don't fit any of your categories, I am on the fringe. w00t! » ryan444123 on 2006-11-22 12:22:11 hahaa great story! luv how you categorized the high school stereotypes as "species." i dont get it wats IMG? » feelthesound902 on 2006-11-23 06:15:30
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