Today was my first day at work!
It wasn't very exciting.
I have a bunch of emails to reply to from last week and this week. I'm working on borrowed time, I haven't ad my computer updated for my new information, and I haven't gotten my new badge yet... Gotta get that done by Wednesday.

My jaw is sore from gnawing jerky. Why is it called jerky?

It's very tasty jerky.

WHOA. Tiramisu Macarons. Dangerous!

Still no clue what to make for dinner.

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I wanted some some curly fries, so I bought some curly fries.

They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard.

I have the WORST selection of songs stuck in my head now. None of which are safe for mixed company. I feel dirty for having them stuck.

Own Drugz (What? I don't even. Line of the song: Gas in my car, I got gas in my car. You can smell it when I'm passin' your car) (How do you rhyme car with car?! How... I don't even.)

I've got a problem too: This song. It's stuck. I don't even know why.

Halp.

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I went to a local restaurant for lunch. The rest of the afternoon was a bust.

The three S-es of food poisoning: The Sweats, the Shakes, the Shits.

Hoo boy. Won't be going to that restaurant again.

My insides are loud.

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