I'm gonna get me some edumacation!

The deranged lunatic has a psychotic aversion to pork. Exposure to any pig product will cause this lunatic to fly off the deep end. Remeber this important number: 555-9...

We're waiting for the clock toooo strike three! When it's three o'clock we'll be free!

Now if you ask real nice I'll consider letting you hang out with me.

They bring their own food to the drive through.. I don't believe this family.

The traditions of the south: beautiful mansions, refined gentlemen, and delicate ladies... Strike my last stereotype.

*sings* 86 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall, 86 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage...
Call me picky, but isn't the song "100 bottles of beer on the wall"?
We don't DRINK in our family!

Come back, we have sky diving lessons at 4!

Later.

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