Hmm... yesterday. What did I do... Well I suppose it started the day before that. I was talking to Brian, my friend and roommate next year, and he said he was coming down to UVA on Sunday. So Sunday morning I met up with him and we went to meet with his friends and eventually ended up at a Chinese Buffet to celebrate his friend Jay's birthday. It was really good food. A few funny things happened though.

First off a bunch of the people there go to same church and they apparently were in charge of making some poster to advertise the church. Like a poster to put up on bulletin boards and such. Well one of the leaders, Mike, was saying how the poster this one guy, Luke, made was completely unacceptable. See apparently Luke had made the poster which consisted of a group of church members making funny faces and weird poses trying to advertise the church's youth group. Mike didn't like the poster because he said it wasn't diverse enough. Apparently there was only one black girl in the picture, every one else was white. So Mike told Luke to change it to add some diversity. Luke goes away and two days later comes back with a new poster with some "added diversity" as he called it. Turns out all Luke had done was photoshop this one guy's face black. He painted a white guy black! That was the story told at the table. Then this big argument ensued. Over whether that was ok to put on the poster. It was absolutely hilarious. People were like "you can't do that, it's racist." And then the rebuttle came, "it's not like I just took the paintbrush tool and wiped it over their face. It was tasteful." "How can blackfacing a guy be tasteful?" "Well I could have shrunk his eyes and made him asian." At that point all the asian's at table errupted, "you can't do that!" Then Bernard, who is black, says "Well what if I was in the picture and you needed more white guys, would you have painted my face white?" Then someone on the other end of the table is like "No because you don't have a white featured face." "What?!" errupts more people. It was all funny, everyone was laughing, all in good humor. No one took offense or anything. The whole thing was just hilarious. Funniest thing I've heard in a while. (The last being the conversation over Tyler's "Felix Mace" icon, hehe)

The second funny thing that happened was that after we all stopped laughing at the whole "painting a white guy black" incident, the servers brought us all fortune cookies. We all open our fortunes. Mine by the way was "An empty stomach is not a good political adviser." Which I think qualifies for one of the worst fortunes I've gotten. What kind of life advise is that? Go stuff yourself otherwise you will overthrow your government? I don't get it. But anyway, lol. Brian, the guy that picked me up earlier in the morning (if you can remember from the beginning of this long entry ``) he gets his fortune cookie, opens it, and cries out, "Where's my fortune?" "What?" We all look at him as he's flipped through all his cookie crumbs from breaking the cookie open. No fortune! He got a cookie without a fortune! Ahaha. We all laughed at him. I have never seen a fortune cookie not have a fortune before. It must mean one of two things. One, this is a death omen and he will fall fatally ill before the week is out. Or... Two, the guy at the fortune cookie factory dozed off for a second and missed a cookie. We all told him it one the first one. Hehe.

After lunch I went with him and some other people over to someone's house to play Halo and just hang out. They had a nice house, two guinea pigs, and one very timid dog. Most dogs are all jumpy and excited when new people come over, Maggie just huddled in the corner, must have been scared. So we played Halo, and I won. `` Under my new nickname that I've taken on in games, Kilika. I think it sounds cool, plus when my parents went to Hawaii a while back they brought me back a keychain with my name on in it "Chris" and my Hawaiian name "Kilika." So I figure its a fitting nickname. After that we all had ice cream. I had the multi-color sherbet. By the way, did you know that the proper spelling is "sherbet" not "sherbert"? Notice the second spelling has two "r"s. Apparently the second "r" was added to make it easier to pronounce. Who knew? Not me, I just thought that was interesting.

So left, their house and then Brian dropped me back off at the dorm. Very quiet. I called up Twyla and we talked for a pretty good while. Oh, I haven't said anything about my phone yet! Hmm... if I tell the phone story it would make this already lengthy entry even longer... Oh well I'll tell it anyway. ``

See everything in my room in cool, I like it. All but the phone. See the phone is just... well weird. It's one of those digital phones, not an analog one. Which means in simple terms the phone is not simple. You know how most phones have a Talk button was can press or on the reciever there's this button that when that when pressed down ends the call? You know, when you put the phone back on the hook the phone hits a little button that ends the call? Well this "special" digital phone we have, has no little button. Apprently there's some kind of pressure sensor or some magnetic thing in the phone that tells it when the phone is on the hook. That part was not working! So the phone would not hang up. It would sit there on the hook and you couldn't turn it off. So after about 5 minutes it would start this insesant alternating tone. Which is of course suppose to tell you that the phone is off the hook. Well... *problem* you can't put the phone back on the hook!!! I take that back you *can* put it back on the hook, but that entails slamming the phone down on the reciever over and over and over again while screaming. The screaming does help. `` After a good amount of elbow grease the phone will actually turn off. But each time after using it, it took more and more time to be able to actually turn it off. Like last night I got it turned off in about 4 minutes or so. Then this morning it took no less than 10 to get it right.

So I phoned up the phone people and they said they could come to fix it today between 2-5. The guy on the phone asks for the number I can be reached. I tell him the number of the phone in the room and he's like "Now the people may call you at this number to let you know they're coming." "Ok" I say, "bye." I put the phone down to hang up. Then I realise it won't hang up, hehe. My problem in the first place. `` So how are the people suppposed to be able to call me? Hehe. Oh well. They came about 2:00 (on time, I'm shocked ``) and took a look at the phone. He picks up the reciever and puts it down. "Hmm... doesn't seem to want to hang up." Duhh, lol. "Hey Frank, go get a new one out of the truck." 5 minutes, in and out. So I now have a new phone and it actually hangs up! Yay!

For some reason I thought my classes started today. My class starts at 8 am so I woke up at 7:00 this morning. Showered got dressed grabbed my backpack and off I went. Got to the class at 7:55 but there was no one there. The door to the class was locked and the lights were off. I waited until about 8:05 or so, but I didn't see anyone. So I walked back to my dorm room kind of confused, "where was everyone?" I got online and checked the class schedule, maybe I had gone to the wrong room or something. Then I saw that I hadn't gone to wrong room.. I had gone on the wrong day. `` Classes start on the 15th, Tuesday, not today. So I got up at 7 am for nothing. Oh well. Then later when my roommate came back he was like, "Man I was dumb this morning. I went and got all my books and showed up for my class. But turns out they don't start till tomorrow." Hehe. So At least I'm not the only person that though that.

What else did I do today... I signed up for my meal plan so I can eat. `` And got pizza for lunch. And got everything situated in my room the way I like it. Oh, and on my TV I get PBS, PAX, and NBC. Two more channels than before, hehe.

Oh, and funny convo today:

Twyla: playing x-2
Twyla: becasue I'm a loser
Twyla: -_-
Me: you're going to beat that game if you keep playing it ``
Twyla: nah.
Twyla: I gotta catch these sumbitch chocobos
Twyla: and I'm totally
Twyla: not getting the ones I want
Me: is that really their name? sumbitch
Twyla: lol NO
Twyla: Yes
Twyla: it is
Twyla: they are the sumbitch chocobos
Twyla: there's also asswipe chocobos
Twyla: PMS chocobos
Me: hahah
Twyla: gay and lesbian chocobos
Twyla: although they are rare
Twyla: bitchy chocobos. you get those more than anything
Twyla: stupid chocobos that run into the wall
Twyla: the normal chocobos..
Twyla: the good
Twyla: and the great
Twyla: and then there's the great Humbaba chocobo
Twyla: he is the shit
Me: lol
Twyla: compared to him
Twyla: every other chocobo is a pussy bitch
Twyla: say what
Twyla: lol
Me: hahahaha
Me: all hail the great Humbaba
Twyla: the humbaba chocobo!
Twyla: and haboob is his bitch
Twyla: his main bitch
Twyla: because ALL tha chocobos are his bitches
Twyla: but haboob is the main one
Twyla: man
Twyla: she's all loose too
Twyla: LOL!
Twyla: *stops*
Twyla: and prolly STD ridden like dem skank bitches @ capt. d's..
Twyla: *STOPS*
Twyla: lol
Me: oh my
Me: this is getting out of hand, lol
Me: and correction.. its "dem ho skank beotches"
Me: lol
Twyla: ROFLMAO
Twyla: all hail Tyla
Twyla: that king of skank ho beotches in the land of cappy d's!
Twyla: lol

Humbaba chocobos, lolol. Ok, I think that ends this entry. Which I'm pretty sure is the longest entry I've ever done. So if you read the whole thing, *claps* Hope you enjoyed. `` *smiles* miss you honey

Later. *kisses*

damn
that is a long entry. although hilarious.

ahhhh you posted it. :P *giggles*
» EngelGenannt on 2004-06-14 03:27:50

Heh, I got an amusing fortune the other day... "Smile when you are ready." Ready for WHAT is my question...
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Kilika. Like... the island in Final Fantasy X. Weird.
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