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Family Court One would be in less danger From the wiles of a stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with. Ogden Nash | Yaks Wednesday. 11.12.03 6:40 pm I want to go to Nepal. I want a reason to buy hiking boots. I want to go for endless hikes till I wish I’d never bought the damn hiking boots – at least I’d have an excuse to roll over and surrender. I want to buy things made of yak hair. I want to find yak hair in my food...hang on, I don’t want that. I want to trek 4,058 metres above sea level. I want to know what it feels like to be half dead from altitude sickness. I want to see a Lama (religious teacher, not animal – that’s Llama). I want a glimpse of the snow on Mt. Everest. I want to eat a yak...or part of one. I want to freeze till my hooves drop off. I want to gape and gawk at the weird things people do there, then again that happens all the time at home – whenever I glance at one of my sisters. I want to be able to brag to my friends that I stepped in yak poo. I want to scrape it off my boot, dry it, and bring it home for a conversation piece. I want to be an Ian Wright wannabe. Have you been to Nepal? 3 Comments.
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