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Conversations in the Key of Mom IV
Saturday. 4.7.07 2:44 pm
Mom: Anyway, he is an Aries like me. So he should be a very nice and big hearted person. Always getting bullied.

Me: What are you talking about?! You never get bullied! You're the one always bullying ME! You pulled my pyjama pants down and wrote on my bum while I was asleep!

Mom: And hit you with a mobile phone? Jamie, these are endearing streaks of mine. No other mums will do such things. You are very fortunate.

Me: It's called ABUSE!

Mom: I CALL IT LUVVVVV. HAHAHAHA!

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22 Comments.


Ah. Love. Like mother, like daughter. The zaniness continues...
» Paul (202.75.36.222) on 2007-04-07 05:30:11

hahahah! i know i've said this before, but i love your mom! hehehehhe! And I'm an Aries too! Not that I believe in it, but hey, i'm associated with your mom! hehehehhe
» Qian (202.172.113.234) on 2007-04-07 10:11:16

AHhAHHA
Your mum rockzzzz.....
» Xboyz on 2007-04-07 11:21:38

You're so lucky. My mom's not that nice. She usually locks me out of her house and pretends to not be home. :) She says that I take too many things out of her fridge. :D
» little-b on 2007-04-07 03:57:40

your obsession in the top right is making me want peanut butter and chocolate ice cream
» LostSoul13 on 2007-04-07 07:38:05

LMAO your mum rocks..
» LittleBrit on 2007-04-08 06:26:46

Paul: Any wonder why I have love issues then.

Qian: Hahaha, you'll have to meet her one day then. Clear you of these foolish notions.

Xboyz: :D I won't tell her that. She's cocky enough as it is.

little-b: Lol. That's terrible! You had better take more stuff from the fridge the next time she lets you in...to make up for the times she didn't.

LostSoul13: So. Good. I can't go by Baskin Robbins without popping in for some.

LittleBrit: Probably has issues too. Writing on someone else's bum can't be normal.
» theZEBRA on 2007-04-08 11:01:24

something needs to be done between you and your mom, like some mediation or some sort, after i get my masters this july, call me ok? i'll count you cheap, and i guaranteed that you'll be ass-written free (working on getting you being-hit-by-mobile free as well)
» Fred (219.90.179.178) on 2007-04-09 05:27:57

and you are saying i'm sick for taking picks of naked boys on the street? jeez!
» zan (60.48.220.25) on 2007-04-09 10:33:32

Fred: No no, she's my case study. Why do you think I got into psychology? Hahaha.

zan: Sick is such a strong word. I'd use "in need of help". Which you do. Lucky for you, you've got heaps of students studying psychology. Hahahahaha!
» theZEBRA on 2007-04-10 05:12:54

Bah, your mother is merely carrying out her duty to prepare you for the outside world. Incidents of ass-vandalism and cellular-telephone-induced-concussions have been on the rise since the 1970s. Thanks to her initiation, you will now be ready to defend your ass and skull from anything the world can write/throw at it.
» ManOfDarkSunglasses on 2007-04-14 10:23:15

Ah.. that's a rather unique way of expressing motherly love.. Thank god my mom's not an Aries.
» Nuttz on 2007-04-16 06:02:51

Hey! How have you been? Are you on vacation or out of the country?? I just have not heard from you in a while. Anyhow, hope all is going well. :)
» kkama67 on 2007-04-17 02:28:43

Ugh!
Unfortunately, I know what aries are like.
Those punks! They are bullies.

Still gotta love 'em, though...
» elessar257 on 2007-04-17 10:28:54

I'd like to meet your mother.
» Chloefoxx on 2007-04-19 04:58:58

Heh
Your mom THINKS she loves you, which is a start.
» middaymoon on 2007-04-19 11:33:20

She WHAT!!!???
» Laynie (219.95.154.54) on 2007-04-21 09:48:50

wow, ur mum is cute...
» jolenesiah on 2007-04-23 11:29:12

I think you update less than I do.
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